coalition 2 smooch the tumorgirl

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• Obā-san

  2016-01-28 09:32:00

  
  

  think about it:
  
  * her Int is almost 30, so she's a huge nerd, maybe glasses?
  
  * the description uses the word "shapely" which could mean that maybe she's a lil pudgy in a cute way
  
  * she probably wears cute sweaters. this isn't like, actually supported in her description anywhere, but it's probably true
  
  * while she has all the cool lady upper body bits (*pointing this out for you imi*) she trades in the whole lower body thing for some infinitely cooler ambiguous tumor/tentacle mass
  
  * she likes kids!!!
• Obā-san

  2016-01-28 10:03:41

  
  

  * she has rank 20 Handle Animal so she prolly has like, 4 cats
• Obā-san

  2016-01-28 10:08:07

  
  

  * Huge size, she can be the big spoon
• Odradek

  2016-01-28 11:58:23

  My dreams exceed my real life

  This is a funny thread
• Klinotaxis

  2016-01-28 16:10:05

  kill living beings
  

  you make a strong case
  
• Odradek

  2016-01-28 16:25:07

  My dreams exceed my real life

  She's also multilingual
• Obā-san

  2016-01-28 16:31:45

  
  

  I was gonna point that out but then I fell asleep
• Klinotaxis

  2016-01-28 16:49:02 edited 2016-01-28 16:49:29

  kill living beings
  

  SRD or whatever said:

  Impregnated creatures within her aura gestate in 2d4 rounds.
  Invert birth: she can choose to teleport to any space occupied by one of her spawn that is within 1 mile of her. ... On arrival, she explodes out from her offspring, destroying it entirely.
  A drakainia can unleash the primal life energy within in her body to channel positive energy as if she were a 20th-level cleric.
  

  a lot of this is pretty obviously useful for domestic life. billy fell and hurt himself? just channel some primal energy of warped creation to fix it right up. neighbor's got morning sickness? we'll clear that right up. need a quick trip to the store? billy's close

  cont said:

  She is always encountered with at least a handful of her favored children

  aw, and loves her family
• Imipolex G

  2016-01-28 17:17:30

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  cool lady upper body bits? good enough for me
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-28 18:19:54

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  tfw you're not sure how serious a thread is
• Obā-san

  2016-01-28 19:14:01

  
  

  Yarrun XIX said:

  tfw you're not sure how serious a thread is

  im operating on multiple levels here
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-28 19:24:06

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I realize that. what i'm trying to do is figure out how far some of those levels are from what is safe and sane
• Princess Alice

  2016-01-28 19:25:30

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  this is a website run by Central Avenue, "safe" and "sane" have no business here
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-28 19:25:42

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Man, what's it like if those children are sentient?

  
  

  Knowing that, at some point, your mom's probably going to use your body as an exploding fleshportal
• Klinotaxis

  2016-01-28 19:29:43

  kill living beings
  

  oh they totally can be. it says she can give birth to any creature Large or smaller as long as it's combat challenge rating is low enough, so she can spawn like two dozen seminormal human babies every day.
• Klinotaxis

  2016-01-28 19:31:07

  kill living beings
  

  omg actually it says that if a kid is mutated to have multiple heads, each head adds a language it can speak. fucking beautiful.
• Obā-san

  2016-01-28 19:35:09

  
  

  Klinotaxis said:

  omg actually it says that if a kid is mutated to have multiple heads, each head adds a language it can speak. fucking beautiful.

  the mutation table is definitely by far and away the worst part of her whole design yeah
• Klinotaxis

  2016-01-28 20:39:51

  kill living beings
  

  Actually the worst part is the official art (nsfw) not involving cute sweaters.
  
• Obā-san

  2016-01-28 20:44:33

  
  

  laaaaaaaame
• Epitome

  2016-01-28 20:47:11

  meow meow meowtherfuckers

  just put her in a ballgown, she'll be fine 

  she'll even have a cool little trail of tentacles trailing behind her dress
• Klinotaxis

  2016-01-28 20:51:59 edited 2016-01-28 20:54:24

  kill living beings
  

  "Okay, Quinto. This one is a massive, writhing engine of creation carried out too fast for nature."
  "Uh... right, naked elf."
  "fine, sure"
  "I'll make her green."
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-28 20:52:06

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  laaaaaaaame
• Section42L

  2016-01-28 21:00:56

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  laaaaaaaame

  
  
• Crystal

  2016-01-28 23:31:02

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Oh, she actually looks cuter than the description makes her sound to me.
• Alduin

  2016-01-29 01:35:55

  Honestly the art makes her out to look less bad than the description. Like, that's "standard D&D monster" stuff already.
• Klinotaxis

  2016-01-29 01:42:35

  kill living beings
  

  It's boring
  
• Alduin

  2016-01-29 03:01:28

  Yeah it's that
• Crystal

  2016-01-29 03:13:45

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Still cute.
• One-Winged Eagle

  2016-01-29 05:27:41

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I expected a Dragon Age Broodmother.