Panera are satanists

Odradek · 2016-01-26 22:07:09

Salix Babylonika · 2016-01-26 22:08:07

Panera Bread Presents: the life story of Satan.

glennmagusharvey · 2016-01-26 23:56:18

could be more appropriate

could be Applebee's

Anonus · 2016-01-27 01:33:03

Aren't Fox and Warner Bros. the real Satanists? They air and produce the show respectively

glennmagusharvey · 2016-01-27 01:43:55

but FOX being Satanists is not new information

Odradek · 2016-01-27 02:22:29

Anonus said:
Aren't Fox and Warner Bros. the real Satanists? They air and produce the show respectively

Everyone already knows they are satanists.

Panera is the true revelation.

Tre · 2016-01-27 03:39:45

BREAD BASKET BREAD CO.

Sredni Vashtar · 2016-01-27 05:23:29

Is this based on the Sandman spinoff comic or...?

Odradek · 2016-01-27 05:24:19

Yes

Sredni Vashtar · 2016-01-27 05:28:09

...crap, I might actually have to watch this. I might even *like* it, heaven forbid.

Odradek · 2016-01-27 17:11:52

http://www.newsarama.com/27711-one-million-moms-raise-hell-over-lucifer.html

Odradek · 2016-01-27 17:12:08

Sredni Vashtar said:
...crap, I might actually have to watch this. I might even *like* it, heaven forbid.

I've heard the lead actor does a great job, but the pilot is a bit rough.

Haven · 2016-01-27 21:32:49

"the devil himself is sent into a struggle between good and evil" is a really amusing tag line to me for some reason.

Bee · 2016-01-28 16:19:47

Yeah that raised my eyebrow. Like...he was already pretty invested in that struggle. That's kind of why he exists.

Odradek · 2016-01-28 16:23:14

Well the event that leads to Lucifer is the plotline in Sandman where he gives up ruling Hell because he's tired of it.

Anonus · 2016-01-28 22:27:06

As Warner Bros.'s owner, all I know is that they tried to sacrifice Snagglepuss to their god repeatedly until I asked them to stop

Sredni Vashtar · 2016-01-28 22:34:56

Baldanders said:

Sredni Vashtar said:
...crap, I might actually have to watch this. I might even *like* it, heaven forbid.
I've heard the lead actor does a great job, but the pilot is a bit rough.

I saw it. It was a bit rough, but the lead is indeed excellent, if more "tall, dark and handsome" than the more fey, androgynous, Bowie-tastic redhead from the comics.

Odradek · 2017-10-30 00:36:42

Imipolex G · 2017-10-30 00:49:06

glennmagusharvey · 2017-10-30 03:48:43

> name an angel

sachiel
shamshel
ramiel
gaghiel
sandalphon
etc.

Panera are satanists

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