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• One-Winged Eagle

  2016-01-24 03:05:11

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  yum

  
  

  shovel it in my shitty mouth
• Imipolex G

  2016-01-24 03:06:02

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  ubik's cube
  
• Tre

  2016-01-24 03:35:15

  
  

  Ubiksoft
• Anonus

  2016-01-24 03:43:59

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I had to look up Ubik to see whether or not it was a reference to a cultly-adored sketch comedy show that ran for two seasons twenty years ago
• Haven

  2016-01-24 03:44:26

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Baldanders said:

  Try Ubik

  So Walt Disney really was in cryogenic suspension this whole time.
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-01-24 03:45:57

  Ubikwitous
  
  teleport to someone and steal an amount of content equal to five times their age
  
• Anonus

  2016-01-24 03:47:28

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I made up an alternate timeline once where Saul Steinberg succeeded in his 1984 hostile takeover of Walt Disney Productions and sold the non-theme park assets of the company to Ted Turner, which also served the function of causing Cartoon Network not to exist and made Pepper Ann a Hanna-Barbera series

  
  

  A bunch of weird shit happened to me when I thought about this, which I blamed on Walt Disney's spirit and I envisioned his body slamming against its stasis chamber trying to escape and hurt me
• MetaFour

  2016-01-24 03:55:24

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  Proudly wear Ubik on your waistcoat!
• MetaFour

  2016-01-24 04:02:45

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  Are unexpected guests suddenly at your house, and you find yourself with nothing to serve them? A plate of Ubik will keep them happy! Serve it cooked, or straight from the can!
• MetaFour

  2016-01-24 04:04:58

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  Is your mattress no longer comfortable? Cut a hole in the side and stuff a liberal portion of Ubik inside, and you'll be sleeping like a baby!
• MetaFour

  2016-01-24 04:15:26

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  Has Pitchfork's current crop of "must hear" albums let you down, again? Shove Ubik into your ears and let the music fill your soul!
• MetaFour

  2016-01-24 04:19:01

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  Spread a dollop of Ubik across your homework assignment, to give your essay that extra kick!
• Odradek

  2016-01-24 22:06:54

  My dreams exceed my real life

  MetaFour gets it
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-01-24 22:09:45

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  what is Ubik
• Imipolex G

  2016-01-24 22:14:50

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Ubik
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-01-24 22:16:25

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  also where's that "All The Great Content Out There" pic anonus made
• Odradek

  2016-01-24 22:25:43

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Jane said:

  what is Ubik

  I am Ubik. Before the universe was, I am. I made the suns. I made the worlds. I created the lives and the places they inhabit; I move them here,
  
  I put them there. 

  
  

  They go as I say, they do as I tell them. I am the word and my name is never spoken, the name which no one knows. I am called Ubik, but that is not my name. I am. I shall always be.