naney's guide to getting hot babes

Obā-san · 2016-01-19 05:15:16

1. look like this

2. drink like, 3 5 hour energies

3. get Nicki Minaj to loan you her matte pink lambo

4. hire a cardiologist

5. drive near the babe with the lambo, lean out the window and say "hey babe, you are so beautiful im having heart palpitations" have the cardiologist confirm

Works every time

Salix Babylonika · 2016-01-19 05:16:50

I followed this advice and now I'm dead but at least there was a hot chick at my funeral

Obā-san · 2016-01-19 05:22:12

see, a satisfied customer!

Yarrun XIX · 2016-01-19 05:23:22

What if you just hire an actor instead of a cardiologist?

Obā-san · 2016-01-19 05:25:08

hot babes can tell when you cheap out

they will then call you out, like so:

Tre · 2016-01-19 06:30:59

is it possible to switch out the Lambo for Nicki's other ridiculously expensive vehicle flaunted in the video for 'Stupid Hoe'

(full disclosure: this post was mostly just an excuse for me to find that one shot of SB again in the video because it's one of my favorite bits, but my question still stands)

Obā-san · 2016-01-19 06:32:11

yes

Odradek · 2016-01-19 12:06:27

Today is Tomorrow said:
hot babes can tell when you cheap out

they will then call you out, like so:

http://www.avclub.com/article/lil-rel-howery-why-tlcs-no-scrubs-just-plain-mean-224738

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