One day you wake up

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• Obā-san

  2016-01-10 06:52:11

  
  

  i sell it
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-01-10 06:53:29

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  i sell it

  
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-01-10 06:53:56

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  more in-depth: buy a slightly more economical car, then get it candy painted because if I'm going to be white I might as well be Paul Wall

  
  

  then, I would buy a bass guitar.
• Klinotaxis

  2016-01-10 06:54:54

  kill living beings
  

  Investigate the spatial anomaly that apparently exists in my room
  
• Princess Alice

  2016-01-10 06:55:04

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  See when he asked me I said I would sell it and buy a Prius
• Tre

  2016-01-10 07:19:37

  
  

  I'd sell it
  
  maybe put some of the money aside to get a Scion xB when I actually have the ability to drive, and then get a nice big SSD and more RAM for my computer
• Imipolex G

  2016-01-10 07:19:56

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Jane said:

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  i sell it

  
  

  
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2016-01-10 07:22:48

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Make the SUV suck my dick.

  
  

  And then sell it to other sex-peddlers on the street.
• Tachyon

  2016-01-10 13:46:07

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Attempt to

  Klinotaxis said:

  Investigate the spatial anomaly that apparently exists in my room
  

  
  And then sell the Hummer, and research ways to make money off the anomaly.
• MetaFour

  2016-01-10 14:22:05 edited 2016-01-10 14:22:46

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  You may find yourself 

  in a bedroom with a large automobile.

  You may ask yourself,

  "Well? How did I get here?"
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-01-10 14:40:41

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  MetaFour said:

  You may find yourself 

  in a bedroom with a large automobile.

  You may ask yourself,

  "Well? How did I get here?"

  Best response yet.