NEW Z-BLOCK! WITH 200% MORE Z!

Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-12 22:33:21

DO YOU LACK A CAR? CLOTHES? FOOD? UNNECESSARY! Z-BLOCK WILL DO IT ALL!!!

Z-BLOCK CAN CLEAN YOUR HOUSE! WALK YOUR DOG! KILL INSECTS! FIGHT YOUR WARS! MURDER FAMILY MEMBERS! NEW Z-BLOCK!

GET IT AT YOUR LOCAL WIDGET-MART! AND REMEMBER! WE ONLY HAVE ONE. AT ALL. EVER. WE ONLY MADE ONE. AND IT COSTS $82,000,000 US DOLLARS

COME GET YOURS NOW!!!!!!!

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Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-12 22:41:31

SHILL CRACK!!!

Justice4243 · 2012-02-12 22:42:14

Invent the Ω-block.

Haven · 2012-02-12 22:49:25

omegacockblocked

Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-12 22:52:56

IT'S LIKE CRYSTAL METH IN A BOX

LIKE CRYSTAL METH IN A BOX

Z-BLOCKS ARE CRYSTAL MEEEEETH

Salix Babylonika · 2013-09-02 03:23:56

I don't remember what this is a reference to.

lee4hmz · 2013-09-02 03:30:01

It looks like Powerthirst meets Time Cube, whatever it was.

RocketRunner · 2013-09-02 05:06:33

Broking Bod

Previous Calica · 2013-09-03 03:36:06

bromineaking bariumd

glennmagusharvey · 2013-09-05 13:11:07

Naga-ette's Bromide

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-10-03 15:21:53

I want this now. Give it to me or eat your wallet.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-04-06 07:56:51

I remember what this is a reference to.

God.

I was in senior year of high school two fucking years ago already.

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-04-06 23:04:21

What is this referencing, anyway?

Salix Babylonika · 2014-04-06 23:11:16

my old Economics textbook, which used the Z-Block as an example of....a market disruptor I think?

Something so outside the existing paradigm that it fundamentally changes the market.

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-04-06 23:14:00

Aha! Thank you.

Previous Calica · 2014-04-07 03:32:18

what's a z-block :v

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-04-07 03:34:31

IT'S THE NEW THING.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-04-07 03:39:35

-calica said:
what's a z-block :v

There was an ad in the textbook that was basically a less profane version of what I posted in the OP

so

that.

Previous Calica · 2014-04-07 03:40:49

oh so not actually anything

lame

Salix Babylonika · 2014-04-07 03:44:17

Like I said, it's just an imaginary example product. Like a widget.

Previous Calica · 2014-04-07 04:35:18

laaaaaaaaaame

Princess Alice · 2014-04-09 12:40:34

If it helps, "Z-block" is also the name of that one Tetris piece that's annoying because it has no flat bottom!

(One of them, at least; the other is the "S-block")

NEW Z-BLOCK! WITH 200% MORE Z!

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