when I sell u a house

Comments

• Salix Babylonika

  2016-01-07 09:04:10

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  THIS IS A GOOD JOKE GOD DAMMIT
• Princess Alice

  2016-01-07 09:05:11

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Your name is so common...it must be a real Calamity for you.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-01-07 09:05:16

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  ...a house for three bucks?

  
  

  Fuck yeah. Let's do this. Where do I sign?
• Princess Alice

  2016-01-07 09:05:54

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Spoiler alert: It's a birdhouse, and you have to provide your own bird
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-01-07 09:06:14

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  ...a house for three bucks?

  
  

  Fuck yeah. Let's do this. Where do I sign?

  right here on this piece of ichor-stained ancient parchment ripped from a tome of forgotten knowledge and madness

  Central Avenue said:

  Your name is so common...it must be a real Calamity for you.

  oooooooooooooooooooooooy! I'll be tellin the jokes 'round here missy!
• Calica

  2016-01-07 09:28:20

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Central Avenue said:

  Spoiler alert: It's a birdhouse, and you have to provide your own bird

  i already have a bird

  
  

  @crystal
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-01-07 10:35:55 edited 2016-01-07 10:36:03

  GENIE REAL ESTATE
  Proudly serving videogame anti-heroes since 1994!
  
• Crystal

  2016-01-07 17:36:28

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Calica said:

  Central Avenue said:

  Spoiler alert: It's a birdhouse, and you have to provide your own bird

  i already have a bird

  
  

  @crystal

  ^_^
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-01-07 19:33:37

  glennmagusharvey said:

  GENIE REAL ESTATE
  Proudly serving videogame anti-heroes since 1994!
  

  
  Reviewed by BadMario
  "i brought this guy an entire ****ing moneybag and this stupid **** gave me a birdhouse"
  Rating: 1 star out of 5