'80s kids and their paeans to Ecto Cooler

Where's this generation's paeans to Green Slime Apple Dipping Sauce, or Shake 'em Up Fries?

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Or, hell, Ore-Ida Funky Fries?
  • I think it's basically just Cracked staff that like Ecto-Cooler.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Ecto Cooler sounds like drinking slime and honestly that's really gross
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I don't know

    Somehow it feels like my generation doesn't seem that wild about junk food
  • wouldnt that be nice?
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Anonus said:

    I don't know


    Somehow it feels like my generation doesn't seem that wild about junk food
    ?
    ??
    ???
    ???????????????????????????????????
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    junk food never goes out of style.

    never.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Let's get back inside, I think the Surge is cold.
  • wouldnt that be nice?

    if i could touch your body

    oh not every body

    has got a body like you
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    tbf

    isn't it one of those trends magazines like to complain about?

    Millennials eating healthy or something like that?

    idk how far that's actually true, but i have difficulty seeing it as a bad thing if so
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Jane said:

    wouldnt that be nice?

    if i could touch your body

    oh not every body

    has got a body like you
    ok so it wasn't just me
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Let's get back inside, I think the Surge is cold.

    We Hate Movies is a good podcast.
  • Tachyon said:

    tbf

    isn't it one of those trends magazines like to complain about?

    Millennials eating healthy or something like that?

    idk how far that's actually true, but i have difficulty seeing it as a bad thing if so

    how could you spin eating healthy as a bad thing
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Tachyon said:

    tbf

    isn't it one of those trends magazines like to complain about?

    Millennials eating healthy or something like that?

    idk how far that's actually true, but i have difficulty seeing it as a bad thing if so

    how could you spin eating healthy as a bad thing
    because it means large corporations are having more trouble peddling junk, which is an obvious bad thing
  • Two words: Sprite Remix.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    Tachyon said:

    tbf

    isn't it one of those trends magazines like to complain about?

    Millennials eating healthy or something like that?

    idk how far that's actually true, but i have difficulty seeing it as a bad thing if so

    how could you spin eating healthy as a bad thing
    because it means large corporations are having more trouble peddling junk, which is an obvious bad thing
    When did you become a Captain Planet villain?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Anonus said:

    Tachyon said:

    tbf

    isn't it one of those trends magazines like to complain about?

    Millennials eating healthy or something like that?

    idk how far that's actually true, but i have difficulty seeing it as a bad thing if so

    how could you spin eating healthy as a bad thing
    because it means large corporations are having more trouble peddling junk, which is an obvious bad thing
    When did you become a Captain Planet villain?
    I can't be a villain, for I am The New Ted Turner and exempt from such status u_u
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    not content with selling cartoons to kids, Anonus now seeks to control the junk food market
  • Anonus said:

    Tachyon said:

    tbf

    isn't it one of those trends magazines like to complain about?

    Millennials eating healthy or something like that?

    idk how far that's actually true, but i have difficulty seeing it as a bad thing if so

    how could you spin eating healthy as a bad thing
    because it means large corporations are having more trouble peddling junk, which is an obvious bad thing
    that really doesn't answer my question
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    I can't tell how serious you're being right now, TBH.
  • Tachyon said:

    tbf

    isn't it one of those trends magazines like to complain about?

    Millennials eating healthy or something like that?

    idk how far that's actually true, but i have difficulty seeing it as a bad thing if so

    "why do people keep eating gluten free food glab glab glab"

    yes you are right
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Anonus said:

    Tachyon said:

    tbf

    isn't it one of those trends magazines like to complain about?

    Millennials eating healthy or something like that?

    idk how far that's actually true, but i have difficulty seeing it as a bad thing if so

    how could you spin eating healthy as a bad thing
    because it means large corporations are having more trouble peddling junk, which is an obvious bad thing
    that really doesn't answer my question
    that's how I usually see it spun, in financial publications and such
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    You are not a financial publication.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    I can't tell how serious you're being right now, TBH.

    I don't think our generation liking junk food less and eating healthier is a BAD thing, but I do feel a bit weird for eating more of it as a child and reflecting fondly upon it.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Anonus said:

    Tachyon said:

    tbf

    isn't it one of those trends magazines like to complain about?

    Millennials eating healthy or something like that?

    idk how far that's actually true, but i have difficulty seeing it as a bad thing if so

    how could you spin eating healthy as a bad thing
    because it means large corporations are having more trouble peddling junk, which is an obvious bad thing
    that really doesn't answer my question
    i'm thinking more of those rants you see where 'young people' are apparently health freaks and it's not entirely clear why this is a bad thing but the disdain is evident

    usually coupled with accusations of entitlement complexes and sheltered upbringings
  • edited 2016-01-02 03:29:04

    Tachyon said:

    Anonus said:

    Tachyon said:

    tbf

    isn't it one of those trends magazines like to complain about?

    Millennials eating healthy or something like that?

    idk how far that's actually true, but i have difficulty seeing it as a bad thing if so

    how could you spin eating healthy as a bad thing
    because it means large corporations are having more trouble peddling junk, which is an obvious bad thing
    that really doesn't answer my question
    i'm thinking more of those rants you see where 'young people' are apparently health freaks and it's not entirely clear why this is a bad thing but the disdain is evident

    usually coupled with accusations of entitlement complexes and sheltered upbringings
    my guess it is a bad thing because our healthiness will allow us to rise, adonislike, to claim our glorious new SJW world order
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    they're onto us
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