I have always liked Goldfish the most of any mass-produced cheese cracker, but when I was younger, I had a soft spot for Cheese Nips, mostly due to Cheese Nips's frequent promotional stunts. People love CatDog, but don't remember CatDog Cheese Nips.
Well yeah, but people talk about Cheese Nips as though it's like biting into the depths of hell. When really, they are just greasy and mild. Of course I know people can't always get behind grease...
With cheez-its I can sort of fool myself into thinking it resembles real cheese.
On the few occasions I've had cheese nips, it tasted like real cheese, only without the cheese itself. You know. It had the whole process go into it. You know. The lactic acid fermentation by bacteria. The rennet, the curds. Dehydration, salt. Worms digging through it. Adding in the mold, and letting it sit. But then you take away the actual cheese, see. Biting into a Nip is like biting into all that. Biting into the acid-burnt dead body of a worm in the process of being eaten by fungi carefully extracted from the intestines of a pig.
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With cheez-its I can sort of fool myself into thinking it resembles real cheese.
On the few occasions I've had cheese nips, it tasted like real cheese, only without the cheese itself. You know. It had the whole process go into it. You know. The lactic acid fermentation by bacteria. The rennet, the curds. Dehydration, salt. Worms digging through it. Adding in the mold, and letting it sit. But then you take away the actual cheese, see. Biting into a Nip is like biting into all that. Biting into the acid-burnt dead body of a worm in the process of being eaten by fungi carefully extracted from the intestines of a pig.
gamers should be allowed to play nips however they like and that includes using degenerate strategies