extremely Sam Kriss voice

Odradek · 2015-12-22 18:42:44

Actually, you will find that the success of Donald Trump can be located in Gadamer's Hermeneutics

Actually, you will find the Charleston Shooting can be traced back to the Nicean Council.

Actually, you will find that the situation in Syria has its roots in Frank Capra's It's A Wonderful Life

Actually, you will find that Iran/Contra scandal is almost entirely summed up by Reagan's Spinozism.

Salix Babylonika · 2015-12-22 18:58:35

GOD DAMMIT CONSTANTINE THE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRST

Klinotaxis · 2015-12-22 19:55:10

My history book casually mentioned a 1923 editorial by the Duke of Northumberland blaming the French Revolution on twelfth century secret societies (the Templars is my guess, but I didn't bother finding it).

lee4hmz · 2015-12-23 01:27:58

well actually *fart noise played at 33 and run through a fuzz pedal*

Obā-san · 2015-12-23 01:30:02

i dont understand any of this anymore

Salix Babylonika · 2015-12-23 01:40:45

i don't understand anything about anything anymore

Section42L · 2015-12-23 01:41:36

Jane said:
i don't understand anything about anything anymore

Salix Babylonika · 2015-12-23 01:45:37

everyone just says words at each other and sometimes you're supposed to laugh and sometimes you're supposed to get mad and I no longer understand the difference and I hate everyone currently alive for making the world this way.

Odradek · 2015-12-23 01:47:31

Sorry

Salix Babylonika · 2015-12-23 01:47:44

I'm not mad at you I'm mad at the internet.

Salix Babylonika · 2015-12-23 01:48:10

this is just how we communicate now and I never understand anyone at all

Salix Babylonika · 2015-12-23 01:48:38

I feel like people are constantly screaming at me "WHAT'S THE MATTER? DONT YOU GET IT? DON'T YOU GET IT? WHY DON'T YOU GET IT? DON'T YOU GET IT?"

Odradek · 2015-12-23 01:49:11

Fair

Crystal · 2015-12-23 01:54:59

I get what Jane is referencing, but not Sect. Clarification please?

At any rate, my sympathies.

One-Winged Eagle · 2015-12-23 01:55:49

Jane said:
I feel like people are constantly screaming at me "WHAT'S THE MATTER? DONT YOU GET IT? DON'T YOU GET IT? WHY DON'T YOU GET IT? DON'T YOU GET IT?"

Obā-san · 2015-12-23 01:57:03

it is not referencing anything, it is a statement to the effect that I do not understand anything, as in, the sum totality of all things that exist or have existed or will exist, whereas I used to be more confident I'm that understanding generally speaking

Obā-san · 2015-12-23 01:59:27

I do not understand

why I am supposed to be upset about Sam Kriss

even if he is, or is not, I do not know, an astoundingly wrong human being on many levels

Salix Babylonika · 2015-12-23 01:59:42

Crystal said:
I get what Jane is referencing, but not Sect. Clarification please?

At any rate, my sympathies.

I'M NOT REFERENCING ANYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Section42L · 2015-12-23 02:00:09

Crystal said:
I get what Jane is referencing, but not Sect. Clarification please?

At any rate, my sympathies.

Don't mind me.

I'm just kinda depressed at the state of the world and how it will bring down almost anything down to its awful level, regardless of how hard those things try to speak to peoples' higher emotions.

Obā-san · 2015-12-23 02:01:10

he writes

blogs? I guess?

good for him.

I don't understand I don't understand I don't understand I don't understand

Obā-san · 2015-12-23 02:02:19

I once read

a blog post written by an actual nazi

it was intellectually inconsistent in several glaring respects

Odradek · 2015-12-23 02:02:28

https://samkriss.wordpress.com/2014/05/31/elliot-rodger-among-the-ruins/

One-Winged Eagle · 2015-12-23 02:03:08

I just don't understand people.

Obā-san · 2015-12-23 02:04:14

Baldanders said:
https://samkriss.wordpress.com/2014/05/31/elliot-rodger-among-the-ruins/

and?

Salix Babylonika · 2015-12-23 02:05:38

Baldanders said:
https://samkriss.wordpress.com/2014/05/31/elliot-rodger-among-the-ruins/

Myrmidon

I am going to start screaming

and I am never

ever

going to stop.

Odradek · 2015-12-23 02:05:38

Okay I am a stupid retard who does not belong here, I'll admit it

Obā-san · 2015-12-23 02:07:03

I prolly wouldn't wanna fuck the guy

I mean like, if I met Sam here at a bar or something, and we talked a bit, and he brought it up, I would politely decline.

but I would feel no particular lasting animosity towards him

Crystal · 2015-12-23 02:07:48

Today is Tomorrow said:
it is not referencing anything, it is a statement to the effect that I do not understand anything, as in, the sum totality of all things that exist or have existed or will exist, whereas I used to be more confident I'm that understanding generally speaking

I misread your post, and edited in specificity.

Section42L said:

Crystal said:
I get what Jane is referencing, but not Sect. Clarification please?

At any rate, my sympathies.
Don't mind me.

I'm just kinda depressed at the state of the world and how it will bring down almost anything down to its awful level, regardless of how hard those things try to speak to peoples' higher emotions.

Gotcha, gotcha.

Jane said:

Crystal said:
I get what Jane is referencing, but not Sect. Clarification please?

At any rate, my sympathies.
I'M NOT REFERENCING ANYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jane, by "referencing" I meant the posts you made not long after Section. You know, the thoughts in your head that contributed to you making your post; that I did not get. That's all.

Obā-san · 2015-12-23 02:07:55

you aren't retarded

it just seems like such a strange thing to get hung up on

Salix Babylonika · 2015-12-23 02:08:08

Baldanders said:
Okay I am a stupid retard who does not belong here, I'll admit it

NO. You don't get to turn this into your self-pity routine.

WHAT IS THE CONTEXT OF ALL OF THIS

EXPLAIN

IF YOU EXPLAIN I MIGHT ACTUALLY BE INTERESTED OR AT THE VERY LEAST I WOULDN'T WANT TO RIP A HOLE IN THE FABRIC OF SPACE TIME WITH THE SHEER VOLUME OF THE INCOHERENT SCREAMING THAT THIS KIND OF THING INSPIRES IN ME EVERY SINGLE DAY

EVERY clipped conversation consisting entirely of references, EVERY context-free link posted as a way to shirk the minuscule responsibility of having to explain something, EVERY thinkpiece written about EVERY. SINGLE. THING.

I AM SO TIRED OF THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Odradek · 2015-12-23 02:08:41

I am a stupid deformed idiot who bothers everyone with his ugly sperg opinions and should just stop posting

Section42L · 2015-12-23 02:10:02

I hate humanity.

Obā-san · 2015-12-23 02:10:07

yeah I just

I don't get the context, I just get references and awkward blog posts

that don't seem to

self-assemble in my mind like you want them to

Salix Babylonika · 2015-12-23 02:10:08

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Salix Babylonika · 2015-12-23 02:10:45

I am going to get a barrel of oil

and I am going to bathe in it

and I am going to drop a match in the barrel.

Obā-san · 2015-12-23 02:11:17

Baldanders said:
I am a stupid deformed idiot who bothers everyone with his ugly sperg opinions and should just stop posting

I don't even know what your opinion is besides "this man who blogs is bad"

you have never explained why he is bad, beyond that he is exceptionally sad and wrong about things

Obā-san · 2015-12-23 02:12:23

and "exceptionally sad and wrong about things"

describes like

everyone I have ever met

Obā-san · 2015-12-23 02:12:49

so this guy does not seem to stand out that much

Obā-san · 2015-12-23 02:12:56

to me

Obā-san · 2015-12-23 02:13:52

though he does seem to be exceptionally wrong, and kinda oblivious at times?

is that it?

Odradek · 2015-12-23 02:14:19

https://heapershangout.com/index.php?p=/discussion/comment/686943/#Comment_686943

Obā-san · 2015-12-23 02:14:59

you can't expect me to hate you for things that you do not even articulate

do you know how hard it is to get me to hate someone

it's really hard

Obā-san · 2015-12-23 02:15:30

Baldanders said:
https://heapershangout.com/index.php?p=/discussion/comment/686943/#Comment_686943

oh well that makes sense

Odradek · 2015-12-23 02:15:32

I am bad and I am hurting nice people

Section42L · 2015-12-23 02:16:01

You are not the reason I am hating humanity right now, FWIW.

Obā-san · 2015-12-23 02:16:02

no you just needed to

say that

more than once

so we could follow it

Salix Babylonika · 2015-12-23 02:16:08

FINE I will read this but if it makes me want to light myself on fire I"m gonna scream

Obā-san · 2015-12-23 02:16:18

because I'm like total shit at remembering things

Salix Babylonika · 2015-12-23 02:16:41

It’s a cold, blustery day near Tintern Abbey. The wind, pouring over the wooded hills that surround this pile, washes the sharp stink of diesel exhaust against its tired stones. Vans chug along the A466, forming a slow but constant loop between Hereford and Newport.

. . . ?

Salix Babylonika · 2015-12-23 02:17:57

To understand the tragedy in Santa Barbara, you have to begin with Wordsworth’s Lines Written a Few Miles Above Tintern Abbey.

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Salix Babylonika · 2015-12-23 02:18:45

i am goind to dive into a freezing lake

extremely Sam Kriss voice

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