Rothbard's review of Star Wars

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  • murray rothbard?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    The same.
  • kill living beings
    Wow, this is asinine.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Gross.
  • Wow, this is asinine.

    Crystal said:

    Gross.

    thirded
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    fourthed
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Pretty much, ja.

    I do agree that Hamill wasn't terribly stellar in the first film, but he gets progressively better as the movie goes on. However, Carrie Fisher is badass and I will hear no words to the contrary.
  • the amount of terrible crap Myrmidon is able to unearth from the depths of the universe is impressive
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Carrie Fisher? Ugly? What planet is this dork from?
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Oh, and he said 2001 was boring. Gee, maybe you should go back to your cowboy movies, Rothbard. :P
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    lee4hmz said:

    Carrie Fisher? Ugly? What planet is this dork from?

  • edited 2015-12-21 13:05:05

    Pretty much, ja.


    I do agree that Hamill wasn't terribly stellar in the first film, but he gets progressively better as the movie goes on. However, Carrie Fisher is badass and I will hear no words to the contrary.
    As an actor I'd offer that I thought he did a fine job straddling the line between a lot of contradictions: naive but wise, yearning but anxious about new things, talented but inexpert, uncommonly brave (and sometimes brash) but frequently scared (or overly cautious) while still maintaining a character (even if he is defined archetypally and is easy to project onto). Also I'd say the way that he managed to carry a character arc, one that lead him to a very different place than the one he began in while still having a clear through-line, over the course of three films is pretty impressive in and of itself.

    Also I'm not sure about your "as the film goes on" qualifier because filming is out of order.

    Hope none of that sounded patronizing >_>
  • lee4hmz said:

    Carrie Fisher? Ugly? What planet is this dork from?

    Yeah. She looks stunning in ANH.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I dunno, I think the double side bun look is kinda goofy honestly.

    I liked her better in the slave girl costume in Jedi but of course I would say that
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Bird said:

    I dunno, I think the slave girl costume look is kinda goofy honestly.

    I liked her better in the double bun look but of course I would say that


  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    it is kinda a funny hairstyle, yeah, not a great look imo

    but that worked, imo, in that it helped reinforce that what we were watching was taking place in some distant galaxy with its own culture and fashions

    at least, that was how i took it, it could be that it's just a dated hairstyle i'm not familiar with?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Apparently George Lucas said he wanted the hair to look like hair from turn of the century Mexico.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    the slave girl costume does nothing for me, though

    i dunno, i mean i would never have said i found her particularly attractive myself but i feel that's sorta besides the point?  she's an important character to the story, for a reviewer to dismiss her because he wasn't attracted to her is just shallow, and patronizing, and also very mean
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Also holy shit, Carrie Fisher was the daughter of Debbie Reynolds this whole time and I never knew.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Apparently George Lucas said he wanted the hair to look like hair from turn of the century Mexico.

    huh, cool
  • Tachyon said:

    the slave girl costume does nothing for me, though

    Ohhhh man I am super uncomfortable with that part

    Or I would be if Padme at the end of Attack of the Clones didn't happen
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    what happened at the end of attack of the clones?  i can't remember, it's a while since i saw it
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • That picture is the mildest possible version

    She gets like cut up a bunch and it's weird because maybe it's just me but everything that happens to her is simultaneously visibly, viscerally painful and totally played for wank fuel. It's gross as fuck.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    oh :(

    i don't remember it but that sounds super gross
  • you can't spell sexy without lacerations
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    They fight giant animals in the arena. Padme goes up against this cat-like monster, which manages to tear off the midriff of her outfit, then give her three big cuts on her belly.

    The injury didn't strike me as that bad, but I dunno. In any case, it wasn't bad enough to bump the film to a PG-13 rating here in the US.
  • edited 2015-12-22 20:59:29
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    oh, now i remember the scene, though not the injury

    there was a praying mantis type creature, and something like a rhino which i remember a toy commercial identified as "in charges the mighty reek"

    and i'd always pinch my nose and go, "ugh, mighty reek" because that was the level of my sense of humour when i was 12
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    the movie was rated PG here, btw

    the third prequel got a 12 certificate
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    latest

    Acklay
    latest
    Reek
    latest
    Nexu
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    the Nexu reminds me of the McGee's Alice version of the Cheshire Cat
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    It seemed like the nastiest creature, if the smallest.

    I also remember the Acklay because there was a level in Star Wars Battlefront 2 where they attacked, and they were very annoying.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    when i was a kid i thought the Acklay was the coolest, although i didn't know what it was called
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Come to think of it, it's basically a scaled up version of the Rancor fight.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    just watched it on Youtube

    the bit with Padme getting attacked didn't strike me as sexual, though i suppose it revealed more skin than was necessary

    i dunno, i could see someone being bothered by it
  • With the difference being that the rancor fight was a coherent expression of Luke's character and the Geonosis fight was complete fucking pandemonium
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Okay.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    i remember liking attack of the clones when i was a kid
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I never understand people's aversion to fanservice

    but that's probably a can o' worms we don't want to open
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

    It seemed like the nastiest creature, if the smallest.

    The nexu also killed one of its handlers before attacking Padme. Neither of the other beasts did that. So yeah, I'd agree it was the nastiest.
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