What if Time Warner had bought Lucasfilm

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• Princess Alice

  2015-12-20 02:52:02

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  It's still bizarre that "buying Lucasfilm" is apparently a thing that can happen
• Imipolex G

  2015-12-20 02:52:26

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  then they bought Anonus
  
• Klinotaxis

  2015-12-20 02:54:24

  kill living beings
  

  dicks
  
  everywhere
  
• Anonus

  2015-12-20 02:57:24

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Imipolex G said:

  then they bought Anonus
  

  No, Anonus bought Time Warner, remember?
• Princess Alice

  2015-12-20 02:58:08

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Imipolex G said:

  then they bought Anonus
  

  They can't have him! He's MINE.
• Imipolex G

  2015-12-20 02:58:23

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  thats's what they want you to think.
  
• Obā-san

  2015-12-20 03:02:33

  
  

  what if I buy everything
• Anonus

  2015-12-20 03:03:04

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  what if I buy everything

  where are you going to get the money to buy everything?
• Princess Alice

  2015-12-20 03:03:50

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I was just about to post "how would a cat get money to buy everything?" but Anonus beat me to it

  
  

  Joke's on him, though, I HUGGED him
• Obā-san

  2015-12-20 03:05:11

  
  

  Anonus said:

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  what if I buy everything

  where are you going to get the money to buy everything?

  a boon from my dark masters
  
• Tre

  2015-12-20 07:14:40

  
  

  /o\
• Haven

  2015-12-20 07:40:24

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Anonus said:

  Scooby-Doo/Star Wars movie

  
  Velma kills Greedo by assuming his face is a mask and ripping it off
• Haven

  2015-12-20 07:41:04

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  "The so-called 'alien bounty hunter' was really just a bloody skull all along!"
• Imipolex G

  2015-12-20 07:41:59

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Velma shot first?
  
• Anonus

  2015-12-20 07:57:07

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Don't forget all the beautiful references to H-B characters no one remembers, making cameos in certain roles and shit *_*