ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU

Viani · 2012-02-11 01:42:47

You have been raised up from Brutality, to kill the Brutals who
multiply, and are legion. To this end, Zardoz your God gave you the gift
of the Gun.

The Gun is good!

The Penis is evil!

The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison
the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death
and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill!

Zardoz has spoken.

Justice4243 · 2012-02-11 02:49:44

I have a penis, should I shot it?

...Wouldn't that get seed everywhere?

Unknown · 2012-02-11 14:09:10

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Justice4243 · 2012-02-11 14:56:11

Wait...of I shoot my own penis, then I'll have to go to the hospital and won't be able to shoot other people's penises...

Should I shoot other people's penises first? What about animals? About 50% of them have penises.

Idler · 2012-02-11 14:57:08

For some reason I was expecting this thread to be Seamus' doing.

Unknown · 2012-02-11 14:59:36

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lee4hmz · 2012-02-11 19:55:29

I am now amusing myself by Googling gross expospeak names for tree pollen. YNTKT.

Icalasari · 2012-02-11 23:43:49

This thread made me look up squid penises

Today I learned that they have very big penises

Imipolex G · 2012-02-11 23:45:36

Barnacles FTW

Justice4243 · 2012-02-12 15:12:02

^^ THEN IT MUST BE DESTROYED!

I need a harpoon gun, and a submarine...

King_Friday · 2012-02-12 15:30:39

Why was it that when I searched for 'octopus penis' it gave me this:

Viani · 2012-02-12 15:32:30

Are there children like that in America? I never see them in the tabloids or magazines at all.

Unknown · 2012-02-12 15:41:43

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Justice4243 · 2012-02-12 16:21:53

The baby is from India, she's considered some sort of incarnate of a god or goddess...I forget which one. I remember reading about this in The Asian Reporter a while back...

Justice4243 · 2012-02-12 16:23:45

There we go.

"A toddler born with eight limbs and believed by some to be the reincarnation of the multi-limbed Hindu goddess Vishnu"

Hello palm, this is face. Face? This is my good friend palm.

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Viani · 2012-02-12 17:18:42

it's funny because Vishnu is male

Justice4243 · 2012-02-12 18:43:39

He has one (sexy) female avatar.

But yeah, he's a dude no matter how effeminate pictures of him are.

King_Friday · 2012-02-12 18:47:16

Considering how they usually treat people with abnormalities/disabilities, I'm just glad they've associated her with a deity.

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