If I owned Columbia, the studio would make far fewer Adam Sandler movies

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• Salix Babylonika

  2015-12-11 09:34:05

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Adam Sandler fans, so....no.....body??
• Anonus

  2015-12-11 09:35:52

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  When I went to see Captain America: The Winter Soldier last year, there were many people in the theater who laughed at the trailer for Blended. So they must exist.

  
  

  Blended was WB, but still.
• Calica

  2015-12-12 21:43:54

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  there are people who go to his films for some reason
• Bee

  2015-12-12 21:55:56

  Jane said:

  Adam Sandler fans, so....no.....body??

  He still has some holdover fans from Happy Gilmore.
• Odradek

  2015-12-12 22:20:08

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Adam Sandler movies are attended mainly by a species of sentient insects that have evolved to appear no different from people if you don't look closely.

  
  

  They also enjoy the comedy of Jeff Dunham, and the music of Nickelback.
• Anonus

  2015-12-12 23:10:41

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  How can you tell they're actually insects?
• Tre

  2015-12-12 23:52:03

  
  

  Odradek has developed powers that allow him to detect the presence of their chitinous exoskeletons.
  
  It's funky stuff.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-12-13 18:43:01

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  I think I have encountered maybe two or three unironic fans of Nickelback before in my life.
• Section42L

  2015-12-13 19:01:30

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  I encountered an unironic fan of Train once.
• Odradek

  2016-01-08 14:53:41

  My dreams exceed my real life

  http://www.theverge.com/2016/1/6/10724288/netflix-ces-2016-the-ridiculous-six-most-watched-movie
• Odradek

  2016-01-08 14:53:54

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Baldanders said:

  Adam Sandler movies are attended mainly by a species of sentient insects that have evolved to appear no different from people if you don't look closely.

  
  

  They also enjoy the comedy of Jeff Dunham, and the music of Nickelback.

  
  
• Bee

  2016-01-08 17:08:08

  Baldanders said:

  http://www.theverge.com/2016/1/6/10724288/netflix-ces-2016-the-ridiculous-six-most-watched-movie

  why

  
  

  fucking

  
  

  W
  H

  Y
• Obā-san

  2016-01-08 17:09:18

  
  

  
• Alduin

  2016-01-08 18:27:25 edited 2016-01-08 18:27:41

  that should be rage comics' tombstone
• Section42L

  2016-01-08 21:37:23

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Baldanders said:

  http://www.theverge.com/2016/1/6/10724288/netflix-ces-2016-the-ridiculous-six-most-watched-movie

  "He is a global superstar just emerging in Latin America." - actual quote from Netflix's CCO
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-01-08 21:59:54

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  If Adam Sandler lived in Colombia, he would make less movies.
  
• Anonus

  2016-01-08 23:07:49

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  And he's wearing a Giants hat too, hopy shit