Take the names of our beloved princesses, then put them in order from most effective leadership to least effective:
Jeanette
Alice
Meredith
...That's right! It spells "JAM"! Clearly this is a hint that the monarchy is merely a figurehead for those who actually control the nation of Centralia: the jam/jelly manufacturers lobby!!
-- Helena George, December 2015
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Cahooooooooooots.