The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I tried Ikaruga today and actually liked it much more than Radiant Silvergun. The "reverse polarity" thing makes the whole experience a lot more bearable.

    I may pick up the full game.
  • I'm not in a great mood today.

    YNTKT

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm really tired.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

    THIS IS THE BEST SONG

    :D
  • edited 2012-06-08 19:29:07
    Pizza Dog
    Sometimes I enjoy the tasty food by Bill Clinton, He mows my lawn and offers to cook my breakfast in return that I let him hook up with my Garden gnomes.

    he's rather xenophobic about Japanese people, so he doesn't like it when I come out in my elaborate japanese outfits to deliver him the mail.

    Wacky mailmen like to deliver his mail to my house because of the garden gnome fortifications.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    How the hell is 2012 half over already?

    At least the year hasn't been as bad as I was dreading, so far...*knocks on wood*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • So many babbies. everwhere
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    But how are they formed
  • They are formed by punching yer gf in the stomach. Duh
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I thought that was how you got rid of them

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  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Hiya, guys.
  • Imi: It works both ways. (yay teen pregnant)

    Hi IRENE
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Hi, JZ! How's it going?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    You're 20 now, aren't you JZ? So you can't get teen pregnant no more.
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    21 is sometimes considered when they're an adult, to note.

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Hi Heapers.

    I am frustrated with my useless computer and its useless graphics card and I'm pretty sure I wasted some money on a game I can't play.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So I made my first Logopedia page in a while.

    Funny how I tend to do those during school breaks.
  • edited 2012-06-08 20:26:08
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^That sucks.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Yeah.  On reflection I should probably have checked what my graphics card was capable of beforehand, but I'm an idiot consumer, I can't be expected to know this shit.  In any case, too late now.
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    *hugs Fouria G* That sucks. :<
  • Imi: But, I WANNA D:

    Gator: Tired, waiting for my mandude because he's coming to visit but he ran into some car trouble on the way here. Also, parking passes are expensive. You?

    Irene: Not much ATM just dicking around. (also, one week left of school yay)
  • CA: What's Max & Erma's?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    *hugs Irene* Thanks.

    How are you?
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    JZ: I like the choice of words. :P

    Fouria G: I'm not that great. Really bad day at work and all.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Max and Erma's is a simply amazing restaurant.

    They sell the Garbage Burger, which is fucking delicious because it has everything on it

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  • edited 2012-06-08 20:39:47
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^ That also sucks. :(
  • ^^That looks dangerous. I don't think there are any of those restaurants around where I live.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    death on a burger bun
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    The sanwitch of death. 
  • Just watched the AVGN's review of the Atari Porno games.

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    WHY? YE GODS WHY?!

  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Fouria, JZ, and Irene: Ouch. Sorry to hear about your rough days.

    I'm doing okay, though today has gone a bit slowly. My pool is almost clean, though, so that's good.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    There's a Max & Erma's just down the road from me. I've never been there.

    YNTKT
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Yeah.

    @Kexruct: ...Why would you even watch that? *raises an eyebrow*
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    I had never heard of Max and Erma's until 25 minutes ago.
  • edited 2012-06-08 20:52:23
    Imi: Quickly, get a death burger. Otherwise you might die before you taste its deliciousness.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    OFF TO GET A DEATHBURGER

    Better to be killed by one than never to know its pleasures
  • edited 2012-06-08 20:53:50
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    There are no Max & Erma's restaurants in Atlanta according to their website. Or in the entire state of Georgia, for that matter. That would explain why I've never seen one.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    She's told me about them before. There are none in Colorado, either.
  • edited 2012-06-08 20:58:19
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Max & Erma's is actually based here in Columbus, so I associate them strongly with this city.

    One of my favorite Christmastime memories involves one of their restaurants...one year an ice storm knocked out the power on December 23, leaving my family with no heat and no way to cook food, so we went to the Max & Erma's in Reynoldsburg...but many, many other people had the same idea, so we had to sit around and wait for 3 hours for food. The Fire Marshal probably would've had a heart attack if he'd seen the number of people in that restaurant, heh.

    @Fouria: Can you return the game?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    I don't think so.  In any case it was part of the latest Humble Bundle (split between developers and charities) so I wouldn't want to.

    Actually, I shouldn't whine about this, since I still got 3 perfectly good games (Psychonauts doesn't work properly either for different reasons, which is incredibly annoying but I have at least played that one before) and 5 soundtrack albums for $25 which is not a bad deal by any standard.  So, sorry.  I had just spent ages looking for a solution which apparently doesn't exist when I logged on here and I was just feeling frustrated.
  • @Ire

    Why with the assumptions? I'd have to be pretty pathetic to get off on that.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    @Fouria: Oh, no worries. Looking for solutions that don't exist is frustrating as hell...I say this as a Linux user. :P

    @Kexruct: I like to think the people who originally bought the games were 2% people getting off on them and 98% preteen boys who thought they were hilarious.
  • Baby Mammoth!

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  •  Now I'd like all of you to know something.

    It's okay when it's in a three way. Not gay, when it's in a three way. With a honey in the middle there's some leeway. The area's grey in a one-two-three way.

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