The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

Justice4243 · 2012-05-25 16:32:33

Hey, Twilight. You're an OCD, micro-managing, savant...

Guilty, as charged.

What do you do when there's just not enough hours in the day to do everything?

Amphetamines, mostly. Sometimes Methamphetamine.

That sounds...pretty drastic for not having enough time to do chores.

You'd be surprised. Even with increased wakefulness and energy, sometime there just isn't enough time to do chores! That's when you use fire! Fire makes many of your problems go away in puff of smoke!

Ummm...

You can't clean your room when there is no room to clean! Quip Pro Quo!

Note to self: stop asking ponies for advice.

Oh, I learned that lesson a long time ago. About the time my friends tried to tell me that I shouldn't depend on chemicals to help me with my organizing or when I'm feeling a little down.

Tre · 2012-05-25 16:36:06

ooh wee ooh wee ooh wee ooh wee ooh wee ooh

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-25 16:38:50

not that much, I explained badly; we both go to the uni and there's
only a 2-minute walk between our accommodation. but he lives in ulv when
not at the uni.

Oh I see, thats much better then because, I might be biased though, Ulv is a right doss hole :p

sunn wolf · 2012-05-25 16:40:47

i've heard less than savoury things about barrow

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-25 16:42:25

Ofc you have :3

I would expect nothing less tbh but I don't actually live in Barrow.

Misery · 2012-05-25 16:45:20

Where do you live then?

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-25 16:47:07

I live in one of the Boroughs as Barrow is quite small.

Justice4243 · 2012-05-25 16:52:44

I head you've been asking ponies how to get chores done and still have time for being awesome.

I'm beginning to regret doing that, but sure...that's close enough to what I'm doing. Hit me.

The trick is to be fast enough to be in multiple places at once!

...And if we can't make physics our bitch?

Sorry, did you say something? I was distracted with feeding my pet, working my wings out, making multiple sonicrainbooms, and not throwing Scootaloo down a flight of stairs in case anyone ask.

I don't care enough to ask again...

Oooh! Also too busy being 20% cooler than everyone around me.

Fuck you, Rainbow Dash. I'm getting drunk.

Betcha I can get drunk faster than you.

Betcha I don't care. OH BAM, I just won.

You mean...I just LOST at something?! Excuse me, I need to move a little faster so I can simultaneously cry myself to sleep...

Yeah, you do that.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-25 16:53:26

I think that Justice's baby broke Justice.

Justice4243 · 2012-05-25 17:00:13

Excuse me, but I heard you needed advice with having to do chores.

Don't care, drinking.

When I need to get something done, I sing to the animals to help me, or break down into a heap of tears and obsess about the unfairness of the world.

That's super-unhelpful and depressing. Bye.

Do you want lessons on how to collapse into a heap of self-loathing? I could teach you, if you don't mind, that is...

As long as whatever you're doing doesn't impede me getting so drunk that I no long care that I'm talking to a fictional, talking pony, be my guest.

Whaaaaaaa! Life is so unfair, why did I have to be born unable to do anything for myself!

Wait...is this because of what I said, or are we starting...

Justice4243 · 2012-05-25 17:06:59

So I hear you need some help with doing chores.

DON'T CARE. AM DRUNK! THEY'RE NOT EVEN MY CHORES.

We'll shucks, when you have chores you just have to get to it, and they'll be over before you know it!

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A VERY GENERIC PLATITUDE. YOU DUMB, TALKING HORSE.

Forget you! I just wasted my 1 minute break from working the farm 20 hours out of the day to help you.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET DRUNK, TOO.

Pfft. How do you think I make it through a 20 hour work day.

GOOD POINT.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-25 17:08:29

Justice, are you okay mate?

Justice4243 · 2012-05-25 17:13:22

Darling, I heard you where in need of some advice...

I STOPPED CARING ABOUT THAT, LIKE, FIVE DRINKS AGO.

Oh, well if you ever need my help, remember my door is always...

YOU SURE ARE A PRETTY, TALKING, FICTIONAL HORSE.

Why, thank you for noticing! Not everyone appreciated the effort it takes for me to look so radia...

I THINK I MIGHT TAKE YOU UP ON YOUR OFFER TO ENTER YOUR HOME AT ODD HOURS AND STROKE YOUR HAIR WHILE YOU SLEEP.

That's umm...that's...You know what? I think I'm going to leave...

*snicker* Sucker...

Obā-san · 2012-05-25 17:14:19

Why do I have the uncanny ability to make my mother angry?

Why is my case manager such a passive-aggressive bitch?

Why am I asking these rhetorical questions?

Misery · 2012-05-25 17:15:20

Chew chew chew

Justice4243 · 2012-05-25 17:15:41

I heard you needed...

FUCK YOU, DERPY!

THERE'S NO WAY ANYTHING YOU WOULD TELL ME COULD BE CONSTRUED AS HELPFUL IN THIS WORLD OR ANY OTHER.

I HOPE YOU DIE BEFORE YOUR WEDDING!

But I'm not getting married...

Justice, are you okay mate?

I'm just killing time...with fictional ponies...by yelling at them.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-25 17:17:46

I see

Also why would I go to the cinema to see this Iron Sky when its out on DVD on monday?

Justice4243 · 2012-05-25 17:17:55

You like really big screens?

Misery · 2012-05-25 17:18:13

Bugs

Misery · 2012-05-25 17:18:23

Arf

Misery · 2012-05-25 17:18:35

Genocide

Misery · 2012-05-25 17:18:47

Soup

Justice4243 · 2012-05-25 17:19:34

"Genocide Soup" it's a healthy does of racial cleansing in every bowl!

Imipolex G · 2012-05-25 17:20:19

glue factory

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-25 17:20:25

You like really big screens?

I don't plus my new years resolution this year was to only see one film at the cinema. So its either Iron Sky or the Dark Knight rises.

Imipolex G · 2012-05-25 17:21:01

I hate movie theaters.

YNTKT

Justice4243 · 2012-05-25 17:21:21

That's an interesting resolution. Do you have a habit of spending too much money at the cinemas, or something?

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-25 17:22:38

I used too, then I went the whole of 2011 without seeing a film at the cinema and tbh, I missed the whole cinema experience so I decided that in 2012, I would go see one film.

Misery · 2012-05-25 17:23:06

Rrrrrrrrr

Obā-san · 2012-05-25 17:24:12

Iron Sky has

LAIBACH

THEREFORE IT IS AWESOME.

Misery · 2012-05-25 17:25:20

I watched 2 movies in theaters so far this year.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-25 17:26:23

Well, the last film I saw at the cinema was called Toy Story 3

Justice4243 · 2012-05-25 17:27:57

I watched Avengers...Hmm....that might be it.

I have to abandon wife and child every time I go see a film, and she has to abandon child and me to see a film. Avengers was the only thing we felt warranted such an action, so far.

Misery · 2012-05-25 17:29:58

I watched The Avengers too. Pretty cool.

Tre · 2012-05-25 17:37:20

Yeah, same with me. I don't remember seeing anything else in theaters this year.

Hopefully summer and the fact that Groupon has some hella sweet deals for movies across town might change that.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-25 17:41:38

There needs to be a twat alarm on trains tbh.

Obā-san · 2012-05-25 17:42:25

There needs to be a twat alarm on trains to be honest?

That doesn't quite parse.

Imipolex G · 2012-05-25 17:43:01

Wind Fish needs to know when twats are around.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-25 17:43:50

Twats spoil everything :(

Obā-san · 2012-05-25 17:46:09

You may be oversensitive.

What you need are good headphones, then you never have to hear anyone.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-25 17:47:10

If that worked, then they wouldn't be a twat :(

Imipolex G · 2012-05-25 17:48:08

In other news, I'm surprised that Firefox recognizes "twats" as a word.

Justice4243 · 2012-05-25 17:49:03

Huh, Chrome does, too.

Misery · 2012-05-25 17:49:13

Apple beer

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-25 17:49:44

FF doesn't recognise it for me :(

Justice4243 · 2012-05-25 17:50:42

Oh, what about IE. OH WAIT, THERE'S NO SPELL CHECKER FOR IE!

BURN!

Ace Rimmer · 2012-05-25 17:51:52

In other news, the word twat is a friendly greeting near/in Glasgow

Misery · 2012-05-25 17:52:33

Open sammie

Princess Alice · 2012-05-25 18:15:33

purity

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