You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
i'm reading through old IRC nonsense
anonus is hilarious, especially when he's talking to twilight sparkle
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
My Little Highway Engineer: Efficient Traffic Control is Magic
Season 1, Episode 7: "Oversized load"
Pinkie Pie's horrible diet habits lead to a change and size and reclassification as a class "B" vehicle carrying hazardous material. Can she memorize all the traffic laws regarding her new vehicle class before going on the road?
We have to work Fat Vriska into this somehow. :lol:
Also, I have my evil message eater program written for work, and it's currently munching away at a rather leisurely 400 messages per second or so. I'm not sure who's responsible for the bottleneck, libxml or SQLite, but I cna always figure that out later.
My home internet has been cut, if my last message didn't get through (I suspect it didn't).
I'm pissed.
We're apparently going to get it back in two weeks--which, woo hoo, I guess. I wanted to watch the new Toonami premiere, but I suppose I'm not going to get to. Until then, we're stuck with a shitty dialup service called PeoplePC, which doesn't even seem to work with my laptop.
edit: also my computer's wallpaper has disappeared. I cannot think of a plausible reason for this.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Sorry to hear that, Lazuli. I hope things go better once you get your internet service back.
Speaking of PeoplePC, I vaguely remember seeing ads for it around 2002-2004ish.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Sometimes the fact that Wi-Fi is a thing still amazes me.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
The fact that they spell it Can'tenna the first time they mention it is amusing.
Also, apparently one of the most popular articles on the site is "Why Microsoft is Losing the Plot." That alone gives me a decent idea of the general opinion of the site's userbase toward Microsoft.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Thanks, whale. I actually thought they titled it that because they were saying that Microsoft is a greedy corporate entity plotting to monopolize everything computer-related or something like that.
You learn new things about British slang every day, I guess.
It's more like Microsoft isn't the tech darling they used to be...they're becoming more like IBM, working more in the background and staying out of the limelight.
I was reading some old issues of PC Magazine from 1992-1993 the other night, and the sheer amount of sucking up the entire industry did with respect to Microsoft was almost pornographic. They were almost as well-liked back then as Valve or Nintendo is now, it seems like, and I'm not entirely sure it was just marketing hype. Back then, Apple was an overpriced, mismanaged mess (System 7 was kind of a disappointment and Taligent was still vaporware), IBM had its own existential crisis to deal with (mainframes were dying because no one wanted servers in 1993...how times have changed), and Unix was a clusterfuck that made Apple look positively glorious by comparison. Amiga was a non-starter because Commodore was run by idiots, and they were also doing "LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT..." long before Homestuck did it.
So people were cheering on Microsoft, completely unironically.
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
You're all wrong
After Patsy Cline everything went downhill
My favorite part of Party of One is the title.
It's just such an awesome pun.
so I found a uh
hold on lemme get the measurement
....a 13" trinitron CRT, at goodwill for 5 dollars
Now I can get started on that mame cabinet I've been wanting to build
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
aw yeah chili mac
the original 100% gangsta meal
Peak music:
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
No collabs for a while.
Otherwise, that is highly unfortunate.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Said he learned of it on Reddit.
edit: Losing the plot means they have gone crazy