The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
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  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    The latest comic review Linkara did was about people using gasoline as a solvent. 

    Yes, people do this. Yes, people are dumb. Gasoline now isn't quite as flammable as it was in the 1960s and 1970s (higher octane means it burns slower), but it's still dangerous; most people with half a brain use paint thinner, which is heavier stuff and far less likely to explode.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Jigglypuff.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Yo, take a Normal-type like Jigglypuff
    Against the Ghost-ly Gengar the battle's real tough
  • Shaggy as a Ghostbuster?

    I approve.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    8-year-old Imi would've squeed.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    He reminds me somehow of this arbitrary comic book substitute for analysis the most expensive example of which I can think of is Inglorious Basterds; the author has found some objects in his parents home and is playing cowboys and injuns with them. Maybe they're Nazi soldiers but that's not a problem, the pipe and letter opened can be injuns. And the just the naming, the imagination of the boy, is all powerful - he names these two characters after the same Sioux warrior, they are rendered parallel, regardless of what they are or how he plays with them. The child imposes these crude this-for-that and the childish adult never develops beyond it. In Monbiot, it's the same with his writing about Rwanda/Congo. The child's labelling of the found dolls Nazis and Jews. "Complexity" comes in for him when he has figures who are both, or switch (Kagame). But this child's game with action figures is always the paradigm of his understanding. He manages to do some good reporting anyway because he's not video-gamey. Like Tarantino he remains in a childhood with his dolls and low tech lumpy toys, moving around his real room.
  • http://audio.tutsplus.com/tutorials/sound-design/how-to-design-reeses-and-hoovers/


    This is more difficult then they make it look.


    It'd be easier if I had those specific synths.
  • The hoover that is, reeses are a snap.
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-05-22 13:05:35
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    GarageBand has all the synths. All of them.

    (Well, not at first, but it does once you get an update for it, and that's free, so)
  • Not really. 

    They're all mediocre and it doesn't support the sorts of processing you'd need to make them sound like not-crap.
  • I JUST SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPEDDDDDDDDDDDD CLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  • swag.

    Also, I'm getting Ableton soon anyway so hopefully I won't have to deal with GB's synths as much. (Though I like one of them called Whirly. ;_;)

    Yay Soundcloud and free deals.
  • Ableton is good.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    I JUST SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPEDDDDDDDDDDDD CLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    I skipped class all the time in High School too, also showed up to class drunk and passed out


    Now you know why I joined the military (don't get me wrong it's the best thing I ever done)

  • I feel like I won't know how to use it.

    Ah well. You learn by doing, I suppose.
  • Tre said:

    I feel like I won't know how to use it.

    Ah well. You learn by doing, I suppose.

    You won't at first, but you'll learn.


    I JUST SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPEDDDDDDDDDDDD CLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    I skipped class all the time in High School too, also showed up to class drunk and passed out


    Now you know why I joined the military (don't get me wrong it's the best thing I ever done)


    Huh.


    I skipped because:

    1.) The teacher was gonna be upset at me, and I wasn't in the mood for that.

    2.) Never done it sucessfuly before, and I wanted to do it at least once.
  • edited 2012-05-22 14:45:28
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  • edited 2012-05-22 15:22:10
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I almost never skipped in high school unless I was too sick to show up. I was a total nerd. :D That and most of the front office knew about me and knew I had problems and I was trying my best.

    Also, I was just looking at generation labels, and gee, I wonder why most of my friends were born in the 1980s and early 1990s -- all but one of my brothers were born in that time frame. I'm right on the borderline between Gen X and Gen Y, and I really feel like I identify with Gen Y more. My older cousins are definitely Gen X, and they always struck me as a little strange.
  • Nora: "Normally the game would be telling us safety information by now, but it's pretty straightforward: don't bite it."

    Tre: "Bite what?" 

    Nora: "The dust, genius."

    why do I laugh at my own writing so much

    seriously why
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    pop tarts
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-05-22 15:31:49
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    brown sugar cinnamon
    french toast
    cinnamon roll
    cookies 'n cream
    strawberry
    blueberry
    hot fudge sundae
  • oh my god

    OH MY GOD

    THEY STILL MAKE THEM

    CINNAMON ROLL POP-TARTS ARE STILL MANUFACTURED

    I MUST HUNT THEM DOWN
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    TRY A GROCERY STORE

    I KNOW IT'S A LONG SHOT BUT
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
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    Someone invented a time machine and didn't tell me?!
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    I guess the one I am building works
  • A big buff bald schoolgirl with a mustache. :D
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    CKE Restaurants
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-05-22 16:44:54
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    Carl's Junior
    Hardee's
    Red Burrito
    Green Burrito
  • Why the hell did Taco Bell make tacos out of Doritos? Why would you even want to eat that?
  • edited 2012-05-22 16:47:04
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    i just failed the turing test

    ^same reason they made this, so people could make fun of it on the internet
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    +++ ChanServ has given Waterbending to the next poster
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-05-22 16:48:45
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    -turns a bunch of water into ice and crunches it-

    cool
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-05-22 16:49:31
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    i just failed the turing test

    ahahahaha how odd do you have to BE just to DO something like that
  • uhhhhhhhhhhhhh okay

     

    what

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    did you know au is cute
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Tre said:

    i just failed the turing test

    ahahahaha how odd do you have to BE just to DO something like that
    ERROR
    DOES NOT COMPUTE

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    japanese toilet
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    the accurate thread for children of the '90s
  • Shaggy is a ghostbuster with a gatling gun
  • I was a child of the 90s

     

    we had good music from what i remember

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