The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.

    Irene:Not the tentacle, the -------!

    I consider that a tentacle.
  • oh hey now it's suddenly fixed.

    anyway

    I have stabbed myself in the foot enough times with this nail clipper that I'm pretty sure my heel is now a fan of Fugazi.

  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Yeah, Linode said there'd be a network interruption tonight. It should have passed now.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Plasticman, Thomas Pynchon's favorite superhero.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    And Birdemic...man, the only reason to watch this, aside from all the damned editing mistakes, is that the lead actress is actually pretty cute. The lead actor, though, is a twerp. He has no presence, no personality, and can't even fall back on a goofy accent or hammy delivery like Tommy Wiseau could. He sucks!

    It's like they smashed together The Room and Monster A-Go-Go.
  • lee4hmz said:

    the only reason to watch this, aside from all the damned editing mistakes, is that the lead actress is actually pretty cute. 

    But...that's a horrible reason to watch a movie.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ...why are graphing calculators still so damned expensive?

    And Lee likes cute women, it's a weakness of his.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    I've asked this question myself many times. Isn't the core CPU of the typical TI a Z80?
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    > Implying Thorstein Veblen is obscure
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I won't go out of my way to watch a movie just because someone pretty is in it (it is kind of shallow), but it's a nice plus. That said...Birdemic is that kind of movie. The movie itself is so bad that you may as well eat the eye candy. :P
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    And Forsythe, you are correct: All of the TI calculators except the (also horribly overpriced) TI-89 and Nspire are Z-80, and based on a 20-year-old hardware platform they can charge top dollar for because it's practically a vertical market.
  • edited 2012-05-21 21:41:05
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ^^^ >:(
  • Implying Thorstein Veblen is obscure

    >implying he isn't.

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Oh okay, that's what I figured. The Z80 is an awesome little processor.  Just not $100 awesome. Not anymore. Hell, my gameboy back in 1989 cost less
  • Isn't the core CPU of the typical TI a Z80?



    It's a bizarre thought to me that calculators even have core CPUs.

    I know that's not how that works, can you tell I know shit about programming, and computers in general?

  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    So.

    It has come to this.

  • My mom is a (*rather talkative*) sociologist, so I guess know a lot more about sociology than the average person...


    And I just wrapped up reading The Theory Of The Leisure Class a few weeks ago.
  • It's a good read. I recommend it highly.
  • My mom is a (*rather talkative*) sociologist, so I guess know a lot more about sociology than the average person...



    That would be a reasonable assumption.

    Much like how it's a reasonable assumption that I know more about McDonald's than the average person.

    Because...well my mom manages one and likes to talk about her job a lot.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Schenectady, New York
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Pretty much all calculators have used some sort of programmed CPU internally since the 1970s. TI and Rockwell were the first to do it, with HP, Casio and Toshiba not far behind. Before that, they were slow, hard-wired, bit-serial monsters; getting them to fit on a desk was a big accomplishment.
  • Calculators are my savior.

    I was never really tought any of the accepted methods of learning basic arithmetic and as such, without working it out on paper, I don't know basic arithmetic.

    I can barely multiply, and I sure as hell can't divide. At least not in my head. Without calculators I'd likely have failed several grades of math by now.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    @graphing calculators: If I had to guess, I'd say the reason they continue to be so damn expensive is that schools still require them for exams and shit, meaning there's still demand for them and Texas Instruments can still get away with charging as much as they did 10 years ago.
  • Calculators are my savior.

    I was never really tought any of the accepted methods of learning basic arithmetic and as such, without working it out on paper, I don't know basic arithmetic.

    I can barely multiply, and I sure as hell can't divide. At least not in my head. Without calculators I'd likely have failed several grades of math by now.

  • I've been slowly getting better at it as the years go by, but I'm still shit at it. I check everything regardless of whether or not I think I know the answer in my head--I've caught myself fucking up adding before.
  • edited 2012-05-21 21:54:50
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    CA: Exactly. There's also really no competition; you hardly ever see Casio's graphing calculators anymore (probably because they won't or can't sell to Walmart anymore), and the hole-in-the-wall Chinese makers don't really have anything equivalent.

    And I can multiply and divide on paper if I have to....but if you're doing a lot of it, like I was in high school, a calculator comes in handy real quick.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also why doesn't my mom get to be something cool like a sociologist, no fair

    Y'all have cooler moms than me. Even Anonus
  • well she was, she's a full time unemployed person / binge drinker now.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    One time I saw some guy shoplift an expensive graphing calculator. (There was no way I or anyone else could stop him, just for the record). I don't know, but I keep thinking that his kid needed it for school and he couldn't afford it and therefore had to turn to a life of crime

    So fuck you, Texas Instruments.
  • Central Avenue, I don't know if you caught the part about my mother managing a McDonald's, but yeah.

    well she was, she's a full time unemployed person / binge drinker now.

     
    Ouch. Sorry to hear that. :/

    lee4hmz said:

    CA: Exactly. There's also really no competition; you hardly ever see Casio's graphing calculators anymore (probably because they won't or can't sell to Walmart anymore), and the hole-in-the-wall Chinese makers don't really have anything equivalent.


    And I can multiply and divide on paper if I have to....but if you're doing a lot of it, like I was in high school, a calculator comes in handy real quick.



    I once had class with a kid with a...some bizarre brand. Xelex or something similarly nonsensical? Brand calculator. It was grey, shiny, and it actually froze up on several occasions.

    He still insisted it was better than the school calculators.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    My mom was a nurse. YNTKT
  • edited 2012-05-21 21:58:31
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    well she was, she's a full time unemployed person / binge drinker now.

    Ouch. Point taken, I suppose.

    My mother's a letter writer in a major bank's executive office...I learn a lot about mortgages and foreclosures.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    My Mom is a Spanish teacher.

    She's also a little bit batty. She's a lot of fun to be around.
  • My Mom is a Spanish teacher.


    She's also a little bit batty. She's a lot of fun to be around.
    That sounds fun. ^w^
  • I had two Spanish teachers, one was from Peru, and the other was from London.

    No, that's not a typo. Her name was Elizabeth de Bastistas (I'm probably butchering that), and she was half-British, half-Spanish. Most interesting person I've ever met.

  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Yeah, she's a really fun person to be around.

    I love both of my parents. They're absolutely fantastic people.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    My mom is not a Spanish teacher, but she does speak Spanish.
  • I like my parents well enough.

    Well

    my mom and my stepdad. My biological dad does/used to do something for NASCAR, which would be far cooler if I knew what, and if we ever spoke.

  • TreTre
    edited 2012-05-24 23:37:39
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    Well, pancakes can be tasty
    And biscuits can be grand,
    But neither is my favorite
    In the breakfast morning band,

    They're chewy and they're crunchy,
    Those gifts from Belgium-land!
    I love them with some syrup
    Poured atop a giant hand...

    Waffles!
    I'm talking 'bout waffles,
    They're my favorite morning treat,
    the only things I'll always eat,
    Yeah, yeah, they're waffles!
    Y'know I'm talkin' bout waffles!
    They're the perfect way to start your day!

    Waffles are delicious
    And make quite an epic meme,
    Together with pork links they
    make quite an awesome team

    And whether it's in daylight
    Or under a white moonbeam
    I'll always have some waffles
    (or at least, I guess I'll dream)

    Waffles!
    I'm talking 'bout waffles,
    They're my favorite morning treat,
    the only things I'll always eat,
    Yeah, yeah, they're waffles!
    Y'know I'm talkin' bout waffles!
    They're the perfect way to start your day!Waffles!
    I'm talking 'bout waffles,
    They're my favorite morning treat,
    the only things I'll always eat,
    Yeah, yeah, they're waffles!
    Y'know I'm talkin' bout waffles!
    They're the perfect way to start your day!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Waffles are excellent and awesome.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    My mom is an ER nurse!

    Do I win the mom-off?


    We once gave our cats a plate of catnip. 


    They mostly ignored it save Boogly who got loopy and decided to pee on the plate. 

    We where laughing too hard to stop him.
  • Tre

    have I mentioned that you are amazing.

  • Aw, thanks! You're pretty awesome yourself, Laz. 
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    My mom was a nurse. YNTKT

    So was mine. She works at a call center now; she started working there in 2001, and they moved to downtown Denver (they were previously in Aurora) in 2003.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    My dad worked at a call center for a while. YNTKT
  • My stepdad works at a call center but will lose his job next month because that center is moving to (I'm not joking) Albuquerque.


  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...I have no idea what my dad does for a job anymore. He can't seem to keep a job for more than 2 years so I kinda lost track after the last two jobs
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