The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "I sent my soul through the invisible, some letter of that afterlife to spell: and by and by my soul returned to me and answered, ‘I myself am Heaven and Hell.’" - Omar Khayyám
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    OBNOXIOUS TEENAGERS AHEAD
    55 MPH
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    activate the omega 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209 7494459230781640628620899862
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    HIPSTERS ENTERING AND EXITING HIGHWAY
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    ROAD WORK AHEAD

    NEXT 3 INCHES

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    endless winds
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    all roads lead to
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    this helicopter is particularly persistent
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    SCHOOL ZONE AHEAD

    SPEED LIMIT 25 MPH AT THE FOLLOWING TIMES:
    7:15 AM TO 7:18 AM
    2:15 PM TO 8:33 PM
    2:15 AM TO 6:16 AM
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    STOP

    HAMMER TIME

  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    haunting the chapel
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    thy flesh consumed
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    sing for absolution

    i won't be singing, cuz i'm too lazy

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know what always amused me? When they put "STRICTLY ENFORCED" below a speed limit sign.

    Yeah, sorry, but if you were actually strictly enforcing the speed limit, you wouldn't have to have a sign to tell us. You would just pull over a shitload of people.

    The only real reason to post a "strictly enforced" sign is a weak attempt at a deterrent.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    SPEED LIMIT

    101MPH

    lazily enforced

  • WE CAN'T STOP HERE

     

    THIS IS HIPSTER COUNTRY

  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    SPEED CHECKED BY DETECTION DEVICE

    BUT THERE IS NO ONE AT THE DETECTION DEVICE
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    THEN WHO WAS DETECTOR
  • WE CAN'T STOP HERE

     

    THIS IS DONKEY KONG COUNTRY

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    2067: the Heap is excavated by internet archaeologists in an attempt to better understand the 2010s
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    WE CAN'T STOP HERE

     

    THIS IS DONKEY KONG COUNTRY

    I made that joke before
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Metal was already gay. *obligatory Rob Halford picture*
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    Gaahl is cuter though.



  • edited 2012-05-20 20:08:01
    Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Who's that dude on the left?

    I like 'em.
  • Imi:Sometimes I wonder what would really happen when the people of the future look at he internet today and think "How did we survive back then?"
  • Dude on the right. *Black Metal musicians don't wear cute scarfs, even if they are gay*) Cuter than Halford isn't a big hurdle though.
  • WE CAN'T STOP HERE

    THIS IS MARIO LAND

    IN 3333333333333333DDDDDDDDDD

  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    and on your left, you'll see a "cubicle", a primitive torture device used to punish members of the working class in the early 21st century

    now, if  we'll move on, the "airflight: fact or fiction?" presentation is about to begin in the auditorium

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Manyu Hikencho

    That was a weird show
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Super Macho Man 64 Advance DS
  • I have replaced my room's blown lightbulb, moved the fan in here, and cleaned up a bit.

    I feel so accomplished even though I've done next to nothing.

  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    casually sipping tea

    is a thing i don't do

    i sip my tea like a man

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    240 bpm
  • did you brush your teeth mac baby

     

    cuz it's bedtime

  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Join the Nintendo Fun Club today! Mac.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I still have a Nintendo Power Club membership card from...1993? I think

    YNTKT
  • Where am I? I can't even find my chocolate bar! :<
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Son, lemme tell ya a secret...

    .I love chocolate bars!.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    British Invasion
  • I've been subscribed to a Lego magizine since I was 6.

    ...Not sure why they're still sending them to us after all this time.

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    *invades America's music industry and comic books*
  • RELEASE THE dude.... :<

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Comic books?

    COMIC BOOKS???
  • edited 2012-05-20 20:29:21
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    HANG no! D:
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