Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Thanks, Mega and Imi.
I still have a little time to get things straightened out. That's always good. So in the meantime, HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO PUNCH A BIRD?
ProfessorGator: What sort of thing do you want to volunteer for? The science departments at your college probably need volunteer researchers for something. Otherwise, try calling your local Red Cross affiliate or hospital and asking how to start volunteering with them. (There's also probably a chapter of Habitat for Humanity near you, which is one of my favorite organizations.)
squidninja'd! I probably should have squidded that coming.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Thanks, guys! That site squid linked looks pretty useful.
Uh... that thing where water falls into cracks in the ground and then it freezes and the cracks expand?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Remember, there is a difference between "Let's eat, grandpa!" and "Let's eat grandpa!" You must never forget what it is.
That reminds me of a really old grammar joke you've probably heard before:
A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage.
The panda pauses on his way out, produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual, and tosses it over his shoulder.
"Well, I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation:
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Capitalization is the difference between "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse." and "I helped my uncle jack off a horse."
(insert a ridiculously long debate about whether or not there should be a comma in the first sentence)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Don't you hate it when you stay home because you're tired but then you can't get any more sleep?
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Haven: Hence the ridiculously long debate. Apparently, some grammarians say that if Jack is your only uncle, the comma is unnecessary.
CA: I used to visit 2 hospitals that operate under that organization years and years ago. I'm probably not going to be a patient there anymore.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I think "I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse" (with both words capitalized) would be acceptable, too, insofar as "Uncle Jack" is itself a name, if that's what you call him.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Tell me, Mr. Potter, what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?
And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon a third of the rivers, and upon the springs of water; And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and a third of the waters became Bitter; and many people had died of the waters, because they were made bitter
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Strange yet awesome idea: A group liveblog and/or "storytelling" blog of a Pokémon game in which all 3 people picked different starters and regularly battled at certain points in the game, as if they were each other's rivals.
It would be absolutely impossible to organize, but it might be really cool if someone pulled it off well.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I also like Haven's idea. Has a nice ring to it.
Why did I just make two Punch-Out characters and half of the Power Rangers from MMPR season 2 in my 3DS Mii Maker?
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
^^^Sounds like a decent enough reason to me.
Come to think of it, I wonder what posting here from my 3DS would be like. One moment.
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"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage.
The panda pauses on his way out, produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual, and tosses it over his shoulder.
"Well, I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation:
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon a third of the rivers, and
upon the springs of water; And the name of the star is called Wormwood:
and a third of the waters became Bitter; and many people had died of the
waters, because they were made bitter
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