The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • My mock stock portfolio has gone in the shitter.

    Seriously

    only two of my stocks are making any money at all. And the only one that's making a sizable profit (Smith & Wesson, go figure) is one I have several hundred shares in.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    gn
  • I want to get up and refill my soda, but am afraid someone will walk off with my computer.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Is that likely?
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Where are you, Lazuli?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    If it's that easy to take your computer, why not just take it with you while you get the soda?
  • Where are you, Lazuli?

    Arby's.

    If it's that easy to take your computer, why not just take it with you while you get the soda?

    Because that would be too easy. (Actually, I just didn't think of it).

    I am done with my homework now. So I shall talk to you all while I wait for my mom to come back and pick me up.


  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So it looks like I'll probably be moving in a month or two.
  • Where to?

    Somewhere else in Ohio, or another state entirely?
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Oh? I hope the move goes well. :)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Just another Columbus suburb. Still, I'm kinda looking forward to it...
  • IT'S HIGH IN THE MIDDLE AND ROUND ON BOTH ENDS

    OH-HIGH-OH NAK NAK NAK NAK

    /Looney Tunes
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-04-28 18:54:11
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    I both liked and hated moving the last time I did it when we had to leave our house while the builder dudes were fixing it last year.

    I had my own room for the first time, and there was a bit of novelty to living in a new apartment after living in the same house for 8 years, but still, I missed the house-ness of our house.

    Weird how nowadays I feel the opposite; now that we're back in the house, I'm looking forward to getting out.

  • Fun fact: I'm not actually on Arby's' wi-fi right now. I'm on the network of the Lowe's across the street. The Arby's network requires you to have a PenTeleData account, which costs money for some freaking reason.
  • I think I'm going to have to go walk up to the Giant to try to find my mom. She's been out for awhile now.

    I'll give her 20 minutes.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Last Saturday was a week ago.

    It feels like longer than that to me, somehow.
  • This week went by fast for me too.

    Hopefully next will go even faster. Since we have Friday off (thank god).
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't have any more days off until Memorial Day.

    Which is okay, I guess, but it kinda feels "why bother" to me, what with that falling in the last week of classes.
  • We get out on the 26th of May, I think.

    Graduation's about a week later.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    That makes me wonder what the usual length of a school year is for colleges. My school has 15 week semesters with breaks (though there are a lot more breaks in Fall than Spring). That adds up to a 30 week year.

    CA's college seems to be about the same as the 36-week year of most high schools around where I live.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My college is switching to 15-week semesters come fall, though up till now we've had 10-week quarters instead. They offer four quarters a year, but most people skip over Summer Quarter, opting for just Autumn, Winter, and Spring.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Oh, that is the same total number of weeks. Derp.

    Though starting next year, we're doing 16-week semesters instead. This makes me wonder why we need to adjust the schedule so our classes are 60 and 90 minutes instead of 50 and 75. That kind of messes up my usual daily schedule and I'm obviously not a big fan of that.
  • People who follow me on Tumblr have seen this already but I had to say it here too.

    You know, I learned something about the “Stupid Hoe” video today.

    She holds up this bowl of yellow fruit at one point, and it seems like it’s just some random thing, right?

    But then, I realized that they were lemons, and Nicki is basically calling someone (*cough*Lil’ Kim*cough*) out in the song.

    In Valve’s video game Portal 2, Cave Johnson goes on this rant:

    When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

    What does Nicki have in her hand? Lemons.

    Onika Maraj is going to burn down Lil’ Kim’s house. With the lemons.


  • If Nicki was actually that nerdy, I would be amazed. In a good way.
  • Well, you never know. She did make Freddy and Jason references in the same song, and she did do that one steampunk video for Turn Me On, so...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm trying to get myself to like 615's Right Here, Right Now V.1. I have long held an irrational dislike towards it.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Parts of that reminded me of this:


  • Also I am home now.

    And downloading drum sounds for FL Studio.

  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Now that I have a little money saved up, I'm wondering if I should try to buy something for myself. I think I'd be willing to spend $40 of it at this point.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I had a long horrible day today. I thought of writing a summary of it but I'm not up to it. So, no summary for you.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Sorry to hear that, Imi. Hope you feel better soon.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Thanks. I already feel better, thanks to the magic of Taco Bell
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I'm actually a little curious about their new Doritos shell taco.

    And that makes me want tacos for dinner sometime next week.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I hit a curb pulling out of Walmart and popped both tires on the left side. :P My insurance got me a tow, so I should be able to get home, but damn, I didn't need this. It also means I'll probably have to take the bus Monday.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm sorry, Imi and lee.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    ^^ Ouch! You're okay, though, right?
  • edited 2012-04-28 20:44:38
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    The Doritos shell taco was OK, not "French kissing a unicorn, on top of a pot of gold, that's floating on a cloud." Good, like the commercial says, but good.

    "I hit a curb pulling out of Walmart and popped both tires on the left side. :P My insurance got me a tow, so I should be able to get home, but damn, I didn't need this. It also means I'll probably have to take the bus Monday."

    Dang yo, hope it's no biggy to replace a couple of tires, assuming they need to be replaced.

    I destroyed a tire AND wheel when I hit a short divider getting off the freeway at about 45 MPH, twas not fun.

    At least I know how to change a tire.

    Though I needed to get a new tire AND wheel. Funny part was, since the people fixing the car found a wheel at a junkyard, the tire cost way more. 
  • edited 2012-04-28 20:43:11
    I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    *hugs Imi* Hope things go better. :)

    *hugs Lee* Ouch, man. ...A single curb did that? Was it sharp or something or were you tires pretty old?
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Yeah, I'm fine, but I'm also kind of pissed because I had just bought stuff for dinner. Oh well, at least its just property damage and I didn't get a ticket. :P
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-04-28 20:51:35
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    Ooh, sorry, guys. :/

    Replacing stuff on cars (or replacing cars, period) sucks. Thankfully I haven't had to myself, but after the whole accident tango I know what we had to deal with...
  • edited 2012-04-28 20:52:04
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    God. I hate when cops do that.

    Years ago, when I was just a poor college student, I crashed my car into a frickin mountain made out of SOLID rock when I hit black ice, and the chicken shit cop that sat around until a tow truck showed up mailed me a "speed excess of conditions" ticket.

    I just CRASHED my GODDAMN CAR, YOU ASSHOLE. Like I need someone to come by and tell me they need $130 from me in addition to all that.

    I contested it, and thankfully, the judge figured I had learned my lesson and didn't bother to collect.

    Still, that cop can suck the devil's cock in Hell.
  • ^ He sounds like the main villain cop guy of my third book.

    Not a compliment.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    image
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    XD XD XD
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Oh yes! chance of thunderstorms on Monday and Tuesday
  • Imi & anyone else in need: http://i.imgur.com/Aijnb.jpg
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Speaking of thunderstorms, my dogs aren't scared of them at all. Apparently, this is unusual for dogs. I guess they're just used to loud noises.
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