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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
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    old mcdonald had a farm then he lost it to the bank
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    old mcdonald had a farm then he lost it to the bank

    Well he shouldn't have got a subprime mortgage then
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    (that whistle tune that everyone associates with westerns)
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    I said come in, don't just stand there!

    I said come in, don't just stand there!


  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    What is the story behind the headline "Dewey Defeats Truman"?
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Nationwide, Dewey was expected to beat Truman, and The Chicago Tribune ran the wrong headline by mistake.
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    Why is that so?

    I didn't think Americans voted Presidents who won wars out
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    FDR had died in the middle of his 4th term, so they had to get someone to replace him.
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    I see but why was Dewey chosen?
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    If I recall correctly, he had won the popular vote, but the Electoral College - an organization of one or more people from each state who make the votes that actually decide who becomes President - ended up in Truman's favor. I could be wrong, though. I don't remember the exact details.
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  • ^ ^ Truman scraped by in both the electoral college and the popular vote.


    There have only ever been two presidents who were elected with less than %50 of the popular vote.
  • edited 2012-04-15 17:31:14
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Curses. I do not recall correctly.

    For future reference to everyone, taking lots of science courses for 2 years tends to push out other subjects like U.S. history.
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    I know that.
  • edited 2012-04-15 17:33:27
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    I appear to have turned into a counsellor

    Why?

    Well, I found something on Thomas Dewey on althistory.com and he seems to be almost the same as Truman except Dewey recognised Vietnam after they declared impedance from the French Republic. Truman didn't do this so there was a bloody war between French forces and Vietnamese forces.
  • edited 2012-04-15 17:34:51
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    POLITICS IS PURE EVIL!
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    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "Oh I agree but people at the time of Titan A.E being released still thought that Animated films = kids film when it is clear that Titan A.E isn't a kids film."

    I gotcha. 

    Yeah, it certainly had more appeal to teenagers on up. 
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    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Probably the most correct response.
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    Naturally, it's failing.
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  • It seems to have worked
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    Pocky shop? Hm
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    I'm speechless. And you can get Pocky at Walmart now. :lol:
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    I oughta make a pony version.
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    Best creepypasta

    The next time you make a purchase, hand the clerk a $1 bill and ask her to make change. She will hand you back a number of coins, several of which bear the likenesses of long dead historical figures.
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    ...wow.
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    Somewhere in West Philadelphia , you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept.

    After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time.

    With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it. At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be sometime between 7 and 8 o'clock, even though it will feel like you've been traveling mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say 'Yo homes, smell ya later!', but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times.

    If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.

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