The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Where was I when the rockets came to life, and carried you away into the alligator sky?
    Even though I'll never know what's up ahead, I'm never lettin' go. I'm never lettin' go!

    (and then I don't really know the rap, but whatever)
  • I'm eating refrigerated pizza from Aldi

    It's not bad, actually
  • The sadness will last forever.
    bingo fish doogie
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Aldi exists in the United States?

    Is a discount supermarket?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Aldi? Never heard of it.
  • Yep, that's a spot on description.

    ^ It's basically like a cheap grocery store.
  • Aldi is good, got one down the street.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Lidl > Aldi
  • look Ma no keyboard!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My Ohio map is here!

    Time to start ordering maps from other states...let's go in alphabetical order!
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  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Okay, I've just started an experiment

    Expected results tomorrow
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    gn
  • edited 2012-04-14 19:09:50
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "MY MISERABLILITY-DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS, SO DON'T YOU DARE WHINE."

    Heh, Naney acknowledges the giant elephant in the room by mounting it and demanding we bask in his elephant riding glory.

    Well played, sir.
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  • edited 2012-04-14 19:39:41
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    LEMME TELL Y'ALL WHAT IT'S LIKE
    BEING MALE MIDDLE-CLASS AND WHITE
    IT'S A BITCH IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE
    LISTEN UP TO MY NEW CD
    (SHA-MON)

    ...

    IT GETS ME REAL PISSED OFF IT MAKES ME WANNA SAY
    IT GETS ME REAL PISSED OFF AND IT MAKES ME WANNA SAY
    IT GETS ME REAL PISSED OFF AND IT MAKES ME WANNA SAY...
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

    you better look out because im gonna say fuck tumut

    Ben Folds is a genius.

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "Ben Folds is a genius."
  • Things I Learned Today

    - I suck at Marvel v. Capcom 3
    - If I play MvC3 with my brother I will get my ass kicked
    - He will then proceed to repeatedly kick my ass in rematches if I win once
    - If I try to leave him to play alone he gets all whiny
    - Keeping a door from being pushed open without a lock sucks massively
    - My favorite class in Brink is the soldier
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    The M vs C series are the sorts of things that you can do OK by button mashing, but a vet will murder your ass otherwise.
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-04-14 20:24:01
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    Oh, he button mashes.

    All he DOES is button mash. Heck, he's like a certified graduate of the dang Rigby Raccoon's School of Fine Button Mashing.

    I think today is the first day I've ever had where playing an FPS was more fun than a fighting game. Though, I think I'd do a lot better if I could use the sticks.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Is it just me, or does Aladdin seem to air on ABC Family every weekend since recently?

    Don't get me wrong, I love the movie. I just thought they rotated their Disney movies out more often.
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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I think my other favorite Disney movies are Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, and Beauty and the Beast. Mulan and The Rescuers Down Under are pretty good, too.
  • What would be a good name for an arcade with a (literally) killer game of laser tag?

    (i know, I know, another day, another random Stuck question, but Tumblr never answers me and the book should be able to at the very least give the people some things to take control of)
  • edited 2012-04-14 21:02:12
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Naney: The VEVO copy of that is censored. :P Kind of ruins the song, if you ask me. 

    Oh, and while looking for Wine packages to use, since Debian apparently no longer fucking packages it:

    • As I get quite a few e-mails about this: no I won't set up an APT repository for these packages, because I don't want to encourage people to install binary packages from third parties without thinking about what they're doing.

    Yeah, fuck you too, asshole. >:P I'm not manually installing two dozen packages because you have a stick up your ass about distributing binaries. Fuck that motherfucking shit. I'll just find a way to get wine-git to build again. Motherfucker. :P

  • edited 2012-04-14 21:02:57
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    YES I MAD. THANKS FOR ASKING.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I worked 9 1/2 hours today

    I AM INDUSTRIOUS
  • IJBM: There is only one major DAW that the developers bothered making Linux compatible.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    BLOOD FIRE DEATH
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You must be tired then, Imi.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Damn straight.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I hope you get rested up and feel better soon, Imi.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    So, the other day I acquired Donald Barthelme's Sixty Stories and John Hawkes' The Cannibal. Oddly enough, in the first of the sixty stories ("Margins") a character mentions Hawkes and The Cannibal.

    I love when little coincidences like that happen.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    And thank you Gator

    Thank you muchly
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This sign always bugged me:

    image

    I always assumed the black bars were supposed to represent the lanes, and it bugged me that the right one didn't actually end, it just got closer to the left one.

    Then they introduced a new design in 2003:
    image

    So it turns out the lanes were the space in between the black lines all along. Who knew?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...ugh, I was being a dick, wasn't I? I'm sorry.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    You were?
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-04-14 21:31:23
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    i fail to see any dickish behavior

    Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
    totally motionless except for her heart
    mud flowed up into Lump's pajamas
    she totally confused all the passin' pirahnas

    she's Lump
    she's Lump
    she's in my head

    she's Lump
    she's Lump
    she's Lump
    she might be dead
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...How were you being a dick? Did I miss something?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...well then maybe I wasn't. Never mind.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    BLACK PLAGUE
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    YELLOW FEVER
  • white noise
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    blue record
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    red tide
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    purple dragon
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Together we are...

    THE WONDERPOST RANGERS! (insert exciting rock music here)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    DEATH WALTZ
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    And I think I know now why my temper has been so bad recently -- I've been fighting with a server at work, and losing over and over again, to the point where just thinking about it upsets me. It's been bothering me so much that it's been bleeding into other things, too.

    At some point I'll have to do the logical thing and set up an actual Server 2003 machine with the same shares, and see if it has the same problem. If it doesn't, then Samba4 is indeed being a bitch and I'll likely just have to change the ownership to Everyone. :P If it does, then I'm going to need more help. Either way, I screwed something up, I don't know how to fix it, people are upset and it's gnawing at me.
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