The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
    I have a far more humiliating confession to make:

    I got lost during a walk in the woods while using a GPS.
  • edited 2012-04-14 05:46:01
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    At least that makes sense, there probably aren't a lot of landmarks in the woods that you can use to orient yourself.

    I made the mistake of assuming that a major state highway would have at least some kind of sign denoting it. Silly me.

    And the stupid part is that I managed to orient myself fine without the GPS; I only used it to confirm that the road I was turning onto was, in fact, the state route I thought it was because there was no damn sign. (This was after inadvertently passing it once and having to turn around due to a road closure.)
  • I'm too blunt sometimes.

    Someone on TVT has just lost their grandma, and they're going "she'll be here tomorrow, won't she?"

    I said "No. She's gone, just like my second auntie."

    Whoops.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I sometimes feel that I have trouble dealing with people's grief at times as well...
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Yeah... gotta watch those words. Especially when they're seriously depressed. Jokes are usually not a good way to help. Trust me on this. :<
  • I put "And thus The Five Stages Of Grief begins"

    I'm going to Hell for that.
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Maybe she'll ignore the snark?

    I'd suggest hugs and "I'm sorry for your loss"-type phrases.
  • I do wonder of there is life after death...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I sometimes feel that I have trouble dealing with people's grief at times as well...
    I do too. :\

    Sometimes it feels like I don't have very much empathy at all, and this worries me.
  • I do have empathy. If this had happened in real life, I'd be there with the tissues and the chocolate.

    But... It's online, so... Kind of hard to do anything but say sorry...
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    That's all you can say, Tools. That's more than good enough.

    I actually do believe in Heaven, Hell, and Reincarnation. But one'll never know what's really going on till they die, so it's all speculation Science-wise. Regardless of beliefs, anyway.
  • I'm agnostic, so I have no idea what to expect when I die. Maybe I'll come back as a white sparkling ghost who loiters around graveyards.
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Who knows, really. One of those things you gotta wait and see, heh.
  • Indeed.

    I'm only 17, so a long time to wait.

    ...

    I really need get a Sim who dies of old age. I keep killing them off before they reach the Elder stage.
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    28 here. Not sure I have that long and all. Crappy body, bad heart, etc. Not terrible, but fairly bad.

    I started a Sims game... on my phone. It's okay. Nothing special to me, really. *shrug*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I haven't killed any Sims in a while.

    I should look for more creative ways to do it, the whole "use a grill indoors and burn down the house with everyone inside" thing has gotten old.
  • You need the PC game for the full effect

    Then again, I am slightly biased. I've been playing the series since I was 7. Nothing pleased 7 year old me then roasting some Sims alive.
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    I'm just not a fan of games where I can't directly control my character.(same reason I can't stand long FMV's. If it's above 3 minutes and/or unskippable...)

    If I could control the Sim directly, it'd be fun. Keep in mind, I'm okay with this on Sim City, but there's not any actual notable characters there anyway.
  • On The Sims 2, I created Amanda Young from the Saw series and moved her into a house designed as a warehouse. Whenever a Sim walked past, I'd make them selectable, and locked them in a room with a Cow Plant. When the Cow Plant was hungry, I'd make them eat the cake. I then got Amanda to drink their life.

    I had about 22 gravestones by the end. And now the neighbourhood is virtually empty.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    I prefer to get my sims off the shit heap and into a fancy home :p
  • Burnt my tongue
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Ouch! I hate it when that happens.
  • The sadness will last forever.

    19.

     

    Stressed.

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  • And now I have a stress-induced headache to go with my burnt tongue
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "But that is the truth right?"

    This was close to my reaction. It was "blunt", but I wouldn't call it "snarky" or a " joke".  What the troper said sounded rather naive, if not downright foolish. 

    Not sure how old they where, but most tropers should be of an age where they have a decent idea of how death works. 

    I guess it wasn't the best thing to say to them, but what exactly DO you say to someone whose asking if their passed loved one will "be here tomorrow"?

    Seems like the sort of question that's easier to deal with gentility in real life, kinda hard to approach gracefully over a web forum.  
  • The troper who asked the question was 15 and had lost their grandma.

    I, having lost relatives when I was 7, know how death works.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Yeah, it's really strange question for a 15 year old to ask.

    What do they expect? Someone is going to come forward and explain "Yep, death has been one big practical joke! You figure out it isn't real at some point just like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny. Your Grandma is going to jump out of her casket at the funeral and yell "Surprise!" and all the adults are going to burst into laughter as the children shriek and run for cover."

    ...OK, it's a good thing I don't really post in TVT...
  • The sadness will last forever.

    @Tools You mean Aiko?

  • I think they were going through denial. But the quicker they can accept it, the better.

    Then again, it took me two weeks to get over my second auntie's death, but I never asked if she was going to come back...
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I lost my uncle (who is not blood related btw) to alcoholism when I was 15.
  • Yeah, I do.

    I lost my grandma to some form of illness (7 years old), step-grandad to Alzheimer's (8 years old) and grandad to another illness (9 years old). And now I've lost my second auntie to cancer (17 years old).
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Well it might have been Aiko's first time dealing with death.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Also, my grandparents and my cousin's mother (not blood related) died before I was born.
  • My other granddad died when I was about 2...

    He was in WWII
  • I sometimes feel that I have trouble dealing with people's grief at times as well...

    I do too. :\
    I think most people do. In many ways, that sort of pain is a very private thing; in others, it's public. The latter is because of the external fact of it--the senses in which it is a change of status, and a communal loss--while the former is due to the individual relationship with the deceased, which is in the end subjective and unknowable. The closest we can get to accessing that is highly indirect; the easiest ways are nonverbal, which is what makes it so difficult, even more so over the internet.

    Seems like the sort of question that's easier to deal with gentility in real life
    ...whereas the Jewish way works better online?
  • Dorm beds are the work of the devil
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    and satan
  • The sadness will last forever.

    yay satanism

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Hi JZ.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    yum cheese sandwiches
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Hi, Kex.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    signore signore signore
  • edited 2012-04-14 15:08:13
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Hi, Kexruct.

    To the people on my TV right now: Why would you need 4 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms when you seem to have made it clear that it's just the two of you and your dog? Is there something I'm missing here?
  • I remember when my household was told of my step-grandma's death.



    It was after the funeral had happened.


    My step-grandmother was my mom's friend, my mom was the one who introduced her to my grandma.




    After that my mom went on a two-month drinking binge and nearly died, we lost our house, and now we live here due to the charity of my mom's younger brother.
  • edited 2012-04-14 15:15:42

    MY MISERABLILITY-DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS, SO DON'T YOU DARE WHINE.
  • CRAWWWWWLING INNNNNN MMYYYYYYYYYY SKIIIIIINNNNNN THEEEEEEEEEEESE WOUUUNNNNNDS THEY WIIIIIIIIIILLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT HEAALLLLLLLLLLLL.



    (*Cut, Cut*)


    But seriously, whining about how miserable your middle-class existence is is not only irritating and immature, but also rather rude.


    On a lighter note.




    /)^3^(\
  • Why did I even post that rant? :/


    Huh, guess I needed to vent. Ignore it.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    I think I never got over my aunties death
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