You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I mean I guess if you're lucky enough to have them grow naturally you'd get used to them but if, like uh this friend of mine, you have to strap bags of rice to your chest, it takes some getting used to
I have C cup boobs. They do get in the way of buying clothes.
I did one of those silly political test things and it said the party I have the most in common with is the SNP. It also listed my compatibility with UKIP as a negative percentage.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm seeing it too now:
Which is a bad sign, because I wasn't when Alice first mentioned it.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Technically, every member of the Animal Lord prestige class from Dungeonscape, regardless of chosen animal totem, had this ability, but it's funniest if you imagine it from the perspective of the Sharklord.
The Sharklord gets the ability to detect sharks, like a paladin does to evil. Unfortunately, there are a few restrictions to this ability, similar to the paladin's.
So in order to successfully detect sharks, the sharks in question must all be within 60 feet, and the Sharklord must have line of sight to them. And, of course, you don't get to know everything there is to know about the sharks in your immediate vicinity right away. If you want good data, you need to focus on the power.
So, in the first round you detect sharks, you can just get a binary yes/no answer to the question "Are there sharks in my immediate field of vision?"
If you concentrate for a second round, detect sharks will tell you the number of sharks nearby.
And if you keep focused for a third round, only then will you learn the exact location of every shark that you can both already see and is no more than sixty feet away from you.
Yes, truly a member of this prestige class is worthy of the title Lord of the Sharks. While lesser men, when seeing sharks coming after them by the beach, will just stand up, point, and holler "SHAAAAARK!", the Sharklord knows better. Only he has the sense of calm to stand still for eighteen seconds, cooly evaluate the situation, and declare "Aha! There are three sharks! And if you want to know where they are, you'd better listen up!"
I mean I guess if you're lucky enough to have them grow naturally you'd get used to them but if, like uh this friend of mine, you have to strap bags of rice to your chest, it takes some getting used to
I have C cup boobs. They do get in the way of buying clothes.
warning: inner bra nerd coming out
"C cup" actually means nothing due to how cup volume works. Cup volume is proportional to band size. For example, a 32C is one cup size smaller than a 34C. A 32C and a 34B have identical volume. Just saying you're a "letter cup" tells you nothing about how large your breasts actually are.
Additionally, a C cup is actually quite small in most cases. The letter of you bra is determined by the difference between your overbust and underbust measurement.
The underbust is the measurement directly around your torso under your breasts. It is also the number, the band size, of your bra. DON'T add numbers or stupid shit like that to it no matter what shitty online calculators might tell you - they are wrong and stupid.
The overbust is the measurement directly around the largest part of your breast. This should be taken very loosely without compressing any tissue.
Each cup letter corresponds to one inch of difference. An 'A' cup is one inch, a 'B' cup is two, a 'C' cup is three, et cetera.
Sorry about this big post. Just... saying "I'm an x cup!" with regards to boob size is a pet peeve of mine.
Like, look at how big a difference band size can make. This is a 28DD. And this is a 36DD. Heck, this is a 28FF and it's smaller than a 36DD in cup volume by one size (and also the image there is of a person with pretty shallow breasts, making them look even smaller. But actually they are ~stealth boobs~).
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I mean I guess if you're lucky enough to have them grow naturally you'd get used to them but if, like uh this friend of mine, you have to strap bags of rice to your chest, it takes some getting used to
I have C cup boobs. They do get in the way of buying clothes.
warning: inner bra nerd coming out
"C cup" actually means nothing due to how cup volume works. Cup volume is proportional to band size. For example, a 32C is one cup size smaller than a 34C. A 32C and a 34B have identical volume. Just saying you're a "letter cup" tells you nothing about how large your breasts actually are.
Additionally, a C cup is actually quite small in most cases. The letter of you bra is determined by the difference between your overbust and underbust measurement.
The underbust is the measurement directly around your torso under your breasts. It is also the number, the band size, of your bra. DON'T add numbers or stupid shit like that to it no matter what shitty online calculators might tell you - they are wrong and stupid.
The overbust is the measurement directly around the largest part of your breast. This should be taken very loosely without compressing any tissue.
Each cup letter corresponds to one inch of difference. An 'A' cup is one inch, a 'B' cup is two, a 'C' cup is three, et cetera.
Sorry about this big post. Just... saying "I'm an x cup!" with regards to boob size is a pet peeve of mine.
Like, look at how big a difference band size can make. This is a 28DD. And this is a 36DD. Heck, this is a 28FF and it's smaller than a 36DD in cup volume by one size (and also the image there is of a person with pretty shallow breasts, making them look even smaller. But actually they are ~stealth boobs~).
/info dump
...shows how little I knew about this stuff going in.
"We understand that Cameron will declare victory on Friday if he wins more seats than Labour. Labour are having none of it - and are preparing to vote down his Queen's Speech to oust him."
Those devious Labourites, daring to use the electoral system.
...shows how little I knew about this stuff going in.
To be fair, the vast majority of people know very little about proper bra sizing, no matter how many years of boobs they have under their belt (under their shirt?). Don't let it get you down!
If you ever want pretty bra recommendations or stuff I am more than happy to help, also.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
how much longer till central avenue can magically become british
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* identification, where one feels "i am like [character]" or "i see myself in [character]"
* attraction, where one feels "i would like to be with/hang out with/date/marry/fuck [character]"
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FUCK YOU COPYRIGHT LAW GO DIE IN A FIRE
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
The Sharklord gets the ability to detect sharks, like a paladin does to evil. Unfortunately, there are a few restrictions to this ability, similar to the paladin's.
So in order to successfully detect sharks, the sharks in question must all be within 60 feet, and the Sharklord must have line of sight to them. And, of course, you don't get to know everything there is to know about the sharks in your immediate vicinity right away. If you want good data, you need to focus on the power.
So, in the first round you detect sharks, you can just get a binary yes/no answer to the question "Are there sharks in my immediate field of vision?"
If you concentrate for a second round, detect sharks will tell you the number of sharks nearby.
And if you keep focused for a third round, only then will you learn the exact location of every shark that you can both already see and is no more than sixty feet away from you.
Yes, truly a member of this prestige class is worthy of the title Lord of the Sharks. While lesser men, when seeing sharks coming after them by the beach, will just stand up, point, and holler "SHAAAAARK!", the Sharklord knows better. Only he has the sense of calm to stand still for eighteen seconds, cooly evaluate the situation, and declare "Aha! There are three sharks! And if you want to know where they are, you'd better listen up!"
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Those devious Labourites, daring to use the electoral system.
To be fair, the vast majority of people know very little about proper bra sizing, no matter how many years of boobs they have under their belt (under their shirt?). Don't let it get you down!
If you ever want pretty bra recommendations or stuff I am more than happy to help, also.