The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    The death toll's over 1,500.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I was gonna make some goofy post about Phelous talking about bootleg Pokemon cards but it seems like an inappropriate tone shift, all things considered...
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

    The last semi-indulgent purchase I made was a new flash drive (since I still can't find the one I lost some weeks ago) and a pack of new NiMH batteries for my digital camera since the ones I have are from 2011 and don't hold a charge anymore

    I need to go to IKEA and get a pack or two of NiMHs, mine are old and worn out too
  • kill living beings
    drunk
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    IT'S TIME FOR COCK
  • these pictures are gonna need some cropping in Paint.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    i can't get this to look good fcuk

    do you want me to pick an avatar for you? ^>^
  • DEFERRING TO OTHERS IS NOT THE SOS BRIGADE WAY
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    DEFERRING TO OTHERS IS NOT THE SOS BRIGADE WAY

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

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  • edited 2015-04-26 09:28:04
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    IT'S TIME FOR COCK



  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    good mooing
  • life update a dude who I think may be Jay Electronica is in this McDonald's.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sloopy lives in a very bad part of town

    And everybody, yeah, tries to put my Sloopy down

    Sloopy, I don't care what your daddy do

    'Cause you know Sloopy, girl, I'm in love with you
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
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    Pillars of Being An Awful Awful Person
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Sloopy?

    That'll be the lyrics to "Hang On Sloopy", the official rock song of the state of Ohio


    WHEREAS, The members of the 116th General Assembly of Ohio wish to recognize the rock song "Hang On Sloopy" as the official rock song of the great State of Ohio; and

    WHEREAS, In 1965, an Ohio-based rock group known as the McCoys reached the top of the national record charts with "Hang On Sloopy," composed by Bert Russell and Wes Farrell, and that same year, John Tagenhorst, then an arranger for the Ohio State University Marching Band, created the band's now-famous arrangement of "Sloopy," first performed at the Ohio State-Illinois football game on October 9, 1965; and

    WHEREAS, Rock music has become an integral part of American culture, having attained a degree of acceptance no one would have thought possible twenty years ago; and

    WHEREAS, Adoption of "Hang On Sloopy" as the official rock song of Ohio is in no way intended to supplant "Beautiful Ohio" as the official state song, but would serve as a companion piece to that old chestnut; and

    WHEREAS, If fans of jazz, country-and-western, classical, Hawaiian and polka music think those styles also should be recognized by the state, then by golly, they can push their own resolution just like we're doing; and

    WHEREAS, "Hang On Sloopy" is of particular relevance to members of the Baby Boom Generation, who were once dismissed as a bunch of long-haired, crazy kids, but who now are old enough and vote in sufficient numbers to be taken quite seriously; and

    WHEREAS, Adoption of this resolution will not take too long, cost the state anything, or affect the quality of life in this state to any appreciable degree, and if we in the legislature just go ahead and pass the darn thing, we can get on with more important stuff; and

    WHEREAS, Sloopy lives in a very bad part of town, and everybody, yeah, tries to put my Sloopy down; and

    WHEREAS, Sloopy, I don't care what your daddy do, 'cause you know, Sloopy girl, I'm in love with you; therefore be it Resolved, That we, the members of the 116th General Assembly of Ohio, in adopting this Resolution, name "Hang On Sloopy" as the official rock song of the State of Ohio; and be it further Resolved, That the Legislative Clerk of the House of Representatives transmit duly authenticated copies of this Resolution to the news media of Ohio.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG ON SLOOPY

    SLOOPY HANG ON
  • edited 2015-04-26 16:22:50
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG ON SLOOPY

    SLOOPY HANG ON

    O!

    H!

    I!

    O!
  • There's this dude a table over from me who keeps yelling at his kid for asking him questions and it's making me rly uncomfortable.
  • "I don't wanna talk to you, shut up and eat"

    who the fuck says this to their child oh my god
  • My dad was like that sometimes. He's the parent I like, for the record.
  • I kinda have those tendencies when dealing with my younger brother which bothers me a bit.
  • I dunno I've told the kids to be quiet before and sometimes I tell them to shut up but only obviously jokingly. Obvious enough that a young child would understand.

    I don't think this guy's ever cracked a joke in his life.

    Also his son is like four.
  • Oh yeah, I'm not justifying the guy in the slightest. Just wondering if that's what people would think of my dad.
  • I put in my two weeks notice at Sonic because there are positions being offered that pay better and are a lot less stressful. BUT it's a temp job and holy SHIT I do not think things through sometimes. There are definitely other jobs I can get relatively easily but I feel like I was too hasty quitting this one. Dammit.
  • would you say you left

    .....

    .....

    too fast
  • *tosses Jane out of the airlock*

    I don't know if this is or isn't completely stupid, fuck.
  • you know what you could try doing in the meantime, Tuck?
  • Kexruct said:

    *tosses Jane out of the airlock*

    I don't know if this is or isn't completely stupid, fuck.

    the first one to tell a pun gets thrown out of his aircraft
  • you know what you could try doing in the meantime, Tuck?

    What's that?

  • Kexruct said:

    you know what you could try doing in the meantime, Tuck?

    What's that?

    you could 


  • But seriously is this completely dumb I need to know if I have to save face now
  • You'll be fine. You didn't just walk out the door while cussing out the manager, you gave them the requisite two weeks notice, which is how you quit a job professionally.
  • "Luchini (This Is It)" might be the most underrated pop-rap song of all time.
  • Central Avenue joins the SOS Brigade

    sounds like something that might happen
  • "Luchini (This Is It)" might be the most underrated pop-rap song of all time.

    for some reason this makes me think of this video


  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What is an SOS Brigade
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    A group led by an unstable and violent young woman.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    A group led by an unstable and violent young woman.

    sounds perfect for me
  • Doing a new Sims 3 challenge which I call the "Surrounded By Idiots" challenge.

    It combines the Legacy Challenge and the Asylum Challenge where I can control one Sim, and one Sim only, for 10 generations. This Sim I can control is the Torch Bearer, and once of their legitimate offspring is a Young Adult, they can become the new Torch Bearer and begin the next generation of the family.
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