there was this really C-tier kung fu movie at the movie rental store in Cannon Falls that I would watch all the time that featured an inexplicable cameo from Yueh Hua as a bit character who was built up to be this super tough guy but ends up running away in the end
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
*coworker unplugs his phone charger*
*a good 7 minutes later the computer makes the "you unplugged a USB device" sound*
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
@Tools: I like how that's like the perfect follow-up to my post
Also I still haven't decided what your Centralia job should be
20<Myrdradek>30 So there are these three old men in a nursing home, who are so old and feeble that they can barely move themselves
20<Myrdradek>30 So they share a room, and one man has a bed by the window
20<Myrdradek>30 So for entertainment, the one old man will describe all the things he sees outside the window, like people walking their dogs, or birds flying, or girls walking by
20<Myrdradek>30 Then the man in the middle bed dies
20<Myrdradek>30 So they move the man in the furthest bed closer to the window
20<Myrdradek>30 SO the man who is now in the middle bed starts thinking about how close he is to death, and how he wants to see the outside world just a few more times
20<Myrdradek>30 So he figures out a way to kill the man near the window
20<Myrdradek>30 Then the next day he does it, and he's moved to that bed.
20<Myrdradek>30 SO he looks out the window, and is met with a view of a solid brick wall
20<Myrdradek>30 The end
20<Myrdradek>30 And that illustrates how I feel about life!
18<Haruspex> you're going to murder creative and nice people?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
i went to the shops today and bought a new pair of shoes which were on sale for £9 down from £36 and also got an incredibly 90s shirt from the charity shop that inexplicably says "Kentucky" on it
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Imi you should get on IRC if you have time because I'm at work and I need someone to blab to while bored
i went to the shops today and bought a new pair of shoes which were on sale for £9 down from £36 and also got an incredibly 90s shirt from the charity shop that inexplicably says "Kentucky" on it
Kentucky's a pretty cool place. It's very scenic...hills and forests everywhere. And the people you meet have an adorable Southern accent.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Now that Bruce Jenner has come out as a transwoman, I am in a constant war of correcting family member's pronoun choices.
I actually saw a Tumblr post reminding people to respect Jenner's choice not to use she/her pronouns, which amused me because usually it's the other way around.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
> truck driver comes to pick up a trailer
> gives me a pickup number
> I can't find it in the system
> I call the coordinator
> coordinator does some checks and find out the trailer was actually picked up last night
> I tell the truck driver this
> he calls his trucking company and they say the trailer was brought back because it was overweight
> I call the coordinator again, get the trailer number, and tell the driver to look for it
> driver finds it and leaves
> an hour later the driver comes back
> the trailer is still overweight
> have to send him back to the shipping office to have the trailer unloaded and reloaded to be within the weight limit
i went to the shops today and bought a new pair of shoes which were on sale for £9 down from £36 and also got an incredibly 90s shirt from the charity shop that inexplicably says "Kentucky" on it
Kentucky's a pretty cool place. It's very scenic...hills and forests everywhere. And the people you meet have an adorable Southern accent.
i have never been there but it just has this 90s tron-ish computer world graphic on it overlaid with the word 'Kentucky' and i have no idea how the two things relate to each other
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
i went to the shops today and bought a new pair of shoes which were on sale for £9 down from £36 and also got an incredibly 90s shirt from the charity shop that inexplicably says "Kentucky" on it
Kentucky's a pretty cool place. It's very scenic...hills and forests everywhere. And the people you meet have an adorable Southern accent.
i have never been there but it just has this 90s tron-ish computer world graphic on it overlaid with the word 'Kentucky' and i have no idea how the two things relate to each other
if they do even relate to each other idk
Usually when you see a state name overlaid with no context it refers to a university or college named after the state. :P
Fun fact: Ohio State University has to put "OHIO STATE" on their licensed apparel because Ohio University owns the trademark to just "OHIO"
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The last semi-indulgent purchase I made was a new flash drive (since I still can't find the one I lost some weeks ago) and a pack of new NiMH batteries for my digital camera since the ones I have are from 2011 and don't hold a charge anymore
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Where's @Tachyon when you need them? I wanna blab about Centralian faries to somebody!
i went to the shops today and bought a new pair of shoes which were on sale for £9 down from £36 and also got an incredibly 90s shirt from the charity shop that inexplicably says "Kentucky" on it
Kentucky's a pretty cool place. It's very scenic...hills and forests everywhere. And the people you meet have an adorable Southern accent.
i have never been there but it just has this 90s tron-ish computer world graphic on it overlaid with the word 'Kentucky' and i have no idea how the two things relate to each other
if they do even relate to each other idk
Usually when you see a state name overlaid with no context it refers to a university or college named after the state. :P
Fun fact: Ohio State University has to put "OHIO STATE" on their licensed apparel because Ohio University owns the trademark to just "OHIO"
ah well then i guess i have a kentucky university tshirt
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there was this really C-tier kung fu movie at the movie rental store in Cannon Falls that I would watch all the time that featured an inexplicable cameo from Yueh Hua as a bit character who was built up to be this super tough guy but ends up running away in the end
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
*a good 7 minutes later the computer makes the "you unplugged a USB device" sound*
Wow, Windows XP, you're quick on the uptake
Also I still haven't decided what your Centralia job should be
"Dame Tools the Royal..." uh...something?
Go home Tools, you're drunk.
in other clothing related news that pair of allsaints jeans i picked up has risen to the position of favorite pair of jeans
it is really bizarre seeing news orgs refer to a transwoman using he pronouns by his request.
in the rare books section there was a 1st edition copy of the fountainhead
for $750
I can see why it was so highly praised.
> gives me a pickup number
> I can't find it in the system
> I call the coordinator
> coordinator does some checks and find out the trailer was actually picked up last night
> I tell the truck driver this
> he calls his trucking company and they say the trailer was brought back because it was overweight
> I call the coordinator again, get the trailer number, and tell the driver to look for it
> driver finds it and leaves
> an hour later the driver comes back
> the trailer is still overweight
> have to send him back to the shipping office to have the trailer unloaded and reloaded to be within the weight limit
what a mess
if they do even relate to each other idk
there
Fun fact: Ohio State University has to put "OHIO STATE" on their licensed apparel because Ohio University owns the trademark to just "OHIO"
isnt that where Tre is going come to think of it
Oh no!