take it into the bathroom, turn the light on, give it three or four through shakes and inspect it thoroughly.
doing something like that will help calm you down a bit i think and then once you are sure the blanket is bug free wrap yourself in it for a minimum of bug exposure possible
fuck that i beat it to death with my fucking lapdesk
spiders are fine outside in nature where they belong not in here this is my house they are not allowed and if they are in here they will die die die die
take it into the bathroom, turn the light on, give it three or four through shakes and inspect it thoroughly.
doing something like that will help calm you down a bit i think and then once you are sure the blanket is bug free wrap yourself in it for a minimum of bug exposure possible
my moms awake and i don't wanna hear shit over how i need to get over my fear of bugs
This is one of my favorite posts on Tumblr because it perfectly encapsulates the kind of exhaustion that a single point repeated over and over again that so often happens on Tumblr causes.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
What are your thoughts on eating 10,000 spiders per day?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You know, whatever they call the update that restores the Start menu
Windows 8.1 Update 2, Windows 8.2, Windows 9, Windows Jeff
I just hope that even Microsoft couldn't POSSIBLY be stupid enough to make it a paid upgrade
Because, uh, yeah...charging people money to give back a popular feature that was removed from your operating system isn't going to endear yourselves to customers
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Given that the whole selling point of this next release, so far, seems to be "Episode IX: Return of the Start Menu", I suspect Microsoft knows better than to charge people for it...since there are already dozens of third-party Start menus available for free.
But maybe I'm giving Microsoft too much credit. After all, they were the ones who thought it would be a good idea to remove the Start menu in the first place.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
"Jeff" seems to be my "default" generic male name.
Except when I'm actually talking to someone named Jeff, of course.
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
pff Microsoft. I run Linux Mint and today I am dual-installing Windows XP. I didn't mind W7 but W8 was worse in every way. Wow, remember when Windows actually worked? I sure do!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I don't actually have anything against Windows's functionality, per se
It seems stable enough and the only real trouble I've had with Windows 8 is that it didn't play nice with my shitty TWC-provided wireless router
I just felt like being flippant because being flippant is fun, especially when the butt of the joke is a big corporation that makes unpopular decisions
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I have no particular desire to get angry over a silly series of internet videos. I just don't think they're good.
Good.
Because the reason I find TGWTG's sudden hateboner for Cinema Sins irritating is
1: No one smart considers CS anything other than fun silly pedantry
2: Calling CS "evil" or "something that makes us dumber" is deeply silly and out-of-touch
While I hesitate to use the former, the latter is something I wouldn't have such reservations to say. It really is everything that is wrong with criticism.
I don't get bent out of shape about it but it really is a bad thing.
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spiders are fine outside in nature where they belong not in here this is my house they are not allowed and if they are in here they will die die die die
I randomly saw this on r/hhh and it helped me ease up a bit cuz its funny
a very little bit
upload is forthcoming, I think.
they eat the bugs that bite and spread disease and get in our food
i can understand being creeped out by them but killing them is mean, and unless they're actually dangerous which most spiders aren't, not warranted
When you live in a cave presumably you take what you can get.
Windows Bro
Give me back 420.
You know, the theft of 420 is at least a full third of my marijuana hate, and with "blaze it" and accompanying fan art, it is at least half.
April is my month,you can't have it!
You can enjoy your April, marijuana free, and others can enjoy their 4/20.
No, April is my month. They can have September.
That's pretty much how I am.
How about we associate it with Saint Rose of Lima or Caracas's independence from Spain?
It's never been without bugs, but it's mostly a functional product.
Nope. I refuse to humour this grouchiness.
april the 4th of september
but you don't have rollerblades or angular-momentum-powered punching knuckles that are enhanced by magic
Real life for the win, yo.
I don't know how seriously it's intended; I've only seen a couple of their videos.