The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Kex doesn't have access to NSFW, Nanners.


    But yeah, I understand where you're coming with this, Kex. I'm just kind of jaded by this kind of thing now. After finding Unspeakable Thing #1 five years ago, whenever I find something creepy I can just go 'well, at least it isn't Unspeakable Thing #1'.
    I am curious as to what this unspeakable thing might be.

    But yes, I am not easily genuinely shocked.
  • Kex doesn't have access to NSFW, Nanners.


    But yeah, I understand where you're coming with this, Kex. I'm just kind of jaded by this kind of thing now. After finding Unspeakable Thing #1 five years ago, whenever I find something creepy I can just go 'well, at least it isn't Unspeakable Thing #1'.
    I am curious as to what this unspeakable thing might be.
    it's pillow forts

    but actually yeah now i'm curious as well
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Thanks, Yon Assassin and Tachyon.

    Yeah, I'm with the others here, but I can get being freaked out by it.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Crazy shit, man, crazy shit.
  • so yarrun you should PM me and the other curious persons the nature of the Unspeakable Thing or mention it in the NSFW thread or something because now i need to know
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    The Unspeakable Thing is surely not something that can be spoken of, no?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    THE UNSPEAKABLE THING

    is probably something really lame
  • THE UNSPEAKABLE THING

    is probably something really lame

    thats the assumption im operating under tbh
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i'm kind of curious but at the same time not sure i actually want to know
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Argh, imgur pissed me off earlier today, but I keep absent-mindedly typing in the url and then feeling angry again.

    I think I have a problem.
  • edited 2014-05-29 01:12:56
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Tachyon said:

    Argh, imgur pissed me off earlier today, but I keep absent-mindedly typing in the url and then feeling angry again.

    I think I have a problem.

    what's wrong with imgur, isn't it just an image ho-oh right it's half image host half redditesque bullshit linksharing now isn't it
  • edited 2014-05-29 01:14:06

    speaking of reddit if i see another stupid do/dont list get 50 billion upvotes on mfa im gonna cry
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    The unspeakable thing number one? :o Oh, no!! (btw what is that)
  • edited 2014-05-29 01:16:11
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    a Reginald D Hunter joke in which he implied Margaret Thatcher should be a feminist role model made it to the front page and the comments made me rage

    and on the same day a couple of blatantly sexist things made it to the front page so i'm feeling generally pissed off with the community
  • THE DAWN OF A NEW ERA
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    THE IRON LADY

    it wasn't really the Thatcher thing that annoyed me though, just ignorant comments about feminism

    which i guess is to be expected from a community so closely tied to reddit but still
  • YARRUN PM ME THE THING THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING MEEEEEE ;_;
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Yarrun can't hear you now, I trapped him in the 37th dimension
  • Why do people forget that I don't have NSFW access

    it's like, one of my three distinctive qualities
  • dang it

    now knowledge of the Unspeakable Thing will forever elude me
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Kexruct said:

    Why do people forget that I don't have NSFW access


    it's like, one of my three distinctive qualities
    How long until you turn eighteen and enter the Circle of Ultimate Awkwardness?
  • 299 days.

    ...crap, it is officially less than two hundred days until I'm an adult.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    That's a bad thing?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    being an adult is a bad thing, yes
  • kill living beings
    unseekable thing
  • Tachyon said:

    That's a bad thing?

    I'm not ready to be accountable for my actions.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    I don't remember any sudden transformation happening when I turned 18
  • See, there's the issue

    there's no sudden transformation but suddenly I'm an adult and no longer have adolescence to excuse my stupidity.
  • See, I really like feeling like I'm "smart" or "mature" for my age because my family had a habit of showing me off when I was younger. Hell, it really only stopped last year when my aunt realized my grades weren't too hot and she yelled at me for "pretending to be a charming honors kid." 

    You can't do that when you're an adult.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    like getting less than stellar grades is a moral failing, how stupid

    well, i dunno, i wasn't ready to become an adult but i don't know what difference any of it really makes
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    When you turn 18 you gotta be a little more careful not to commit crimes

    Otherwise things are pretty much the same
  • nobody's ready to become an adult

    just don't do the thing i did and trip all over yourself right before you become an adult and not manage to pick things up and end up on the eve of your 20th birthday having never gotten a job and being a semi-part-time student at a community college that you hate
  • edited 2014-05-29 01:48:59
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    it still disturbs me that I'm 24 now

    I'm more 'mid twenties' than 'early twenties' and I have nothing to show for it so far

    I don't even look my age
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    nobody's ready to become an adult


    just don't do the thing i did and trip all over yourself right before you become an adult and not manage to pick things up and end up on the eve of your 20th birthday having never gotten a job and being a semi-part-time student at a community college that you hate
    Or worse, what I did.

    But you haven't done that, insofar as I can tell, so good on you for that.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "I don't even look my age"

    nobody does anymore
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    what do you mean?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Eh.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Time to go back into a cave and hide from society
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Goodbye, again.
  • edited 2014-05-29 01:58:58
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^ and eat over 10,000 spiders a day?

    well, bye
  • edited 2014-05-29 02:00:22
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    Kexruct said:

    See, there's the issue


    there's no sudden transformation but suddenly I'm an adult and no longer have adolescence to excuse my stupidity.
    I HAVE AN IDEA

    don't excuse your stupidity. Follow my example and be the graceful, stupid swan you were meant to be with absolutely no apologies. Done and done.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    a good plan
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Kexruct said:

    See, there's the issue


    there's no sudden transformation but suddenly I'm an adult and no longer have adolescence to excuse my stupidity.
    I HAVE AN IDEA

    don't excuse your stupidity. Done and done.
    True.

    Just recognise it and make sure it doesn't hurt other people or make them want to strangle you in earnest.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Tachyon said:

    what do you mean?

    Well, I mean, people mistake me for 5-10 years younger than I am all the time

    And I do the same for them, so I figure everybody's lookin' young these days.
  • I know, I know, I've been trying.

    But daaaamn does it feel good to know that you have an excuse available and you aren't using it. I think that's what I'll miss more than anything.

    See I always admire what I call the Pratchett hero, those people who just sort of thanklessly get shit done, but I like neeeed validation.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The 1990 Club:

    Central Avenue
    Tachyon
    Lilly
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    I wonder how obvious my dual account thing is, lol
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