The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2014-03-30 02:35:52

    i remember kmart being a very sad place

    also my hair is in serious need of conditioner like holy shit i've fried it from washing too much

    gonna pick some up tomorrow i guess

    and lay off washing it for a week
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    good night
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Good night, dearest Imipolex G. ^_^ Dream of oceans and pies and the lady of time. *snugglehuggle*
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    there are no kmarts around here so i have only ever seen that written, hence my confusion

    Night Imi.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I am in a lesbian engagement. :o That is a thing that happened during the three years since TV Tropes was still a thing that existed. I became an obsessive Touhou fan as well.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Also Miko's fiancee/gf/whatever is now a forum member. >:3
  • Though it may shock you to hear this
    Spoiler:
    I once went by the name Counterclock

  • edited 2014-03-30 02:44:59
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :O No way!!!!! You were Counterclock!?
  • gee, that's a

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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    4/10
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • TreTre
    edited 2014-03-30 02:55:11
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also: I quite literally owe my existence to Kmart

    My parents met while working at one back in the '80s
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    i would like this hair
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • Morven! Hi. Come share a magical headspace with us.

    Lips to Bag-End
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm going to go pass out now. Good night!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The City of Coshocton dissolved its' Police Department in the early 1980’s. Since that time, the city has contracted with the Coshocton County Sheriff’s Office to provide law enforcement coverage. Having one office handle this service for the entire county provides seamless coverage by utilizing personnel and equipment in the most efficient method.
    Translation: We're too cheap to have our own municipal law enforcement, so we're leaving it to the county.

    (Also: its')
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Good night, Lee.
  • on this day in history: general Apache Jones led the South Carolina Freedom Fighters against the forces of Confederate General Donovan Squall in the Battle of St. Peak Mountain, one of the most decisive conflicts in the Civil War.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    bored now

    i find it amusing that all my princess exploits lately have involved m taking the role of something other than a princess (police officer, postal worker, and now cab driver...)
  • edited 2014-03-30 04:07:15
    kill living beings

    The City of Coshocton dissolved its' Police Department in the early 1980’s. Since that time, the city has contracted with the Coshocton County Sheriff’s Office to provide law enforcement coverage. Having one office handle this service for the entire county provides seamless coverage by utilizing personnel and equipment in the most efficient method.
    Translation: We're too cheap to have our own municipal law enforcement, so we're leaving it to the county.

    (Also: its')
    i can beat that

    welcome to  uniontown, washington
    Uniontown maintains a Part-Time Chief of Police position to provide law
    enforcement services. When the Chief is off duty or otherwise not
    available, Whitman County Sheriff's Office handles calls for service and
    law enforcement in the town. The current Chief is also a full-time
    police officer in nearby Moscow, ID. In the last decade the former
    chiefs/officers have all been Moscow Police Department officers looking
    for additional part-time work with the exception of one officer in
    2008-2010, thus bringing experienced officers to the town.
    that's right. they hire cops from another state

    (lol blockquotes how fuck)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hahaha, that's great
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Can't be good.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *reveals the next poster to have the strength of Pippi Longstocking*
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Kmart has long fascinated me
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
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  • sewing buttonholes at 3 in the morning
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    because you've lost control of your life?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    sometimes i forget naney and i are in different time zones

    unrelatedly i'm loopy enough right now that "Scotch tape" is a funny phrase
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    well you're only an hour apart, so it's not a vast difference
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    True.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    lookatthisstuffisn'titneatwouldn'tyasayi'mprocrastinatingontheinternet
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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
  • I'm pretty sure if they didn't say TELEPHONE on them, there are kids today who wouldn't recognize what they are.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Now I'm remembering that time I had to explain the concept of a pager to my sister and she stared at me like I was insane
  • Ha HA Those Wacky Kids and their not understanding Technology we used back in the day!... ;-)
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    that might be true in the US, alas

    in the UK the red ones are quite iconic, and the aluminium glass fronted ones are still sufficiently commonplace that i think most people here would recognize them instantly
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i've never used a pager

    yntkt
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    "aluminium" will never not look like a typo to me

    (missing the point, I know)
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    it's the international version of the name, so too bad :p

    you guys have sulfur though
  • Ha HA Those Wacky Kids and their not understanding Technology we used back in the day!... ;-)

    I once saw a picture of a rotary phone labeled "if you remember this, your childhood was awesome".

    And I was just....so baffled on so many levels.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    American spellings no longer look like typos to me, to the point where i have to watch i don't use the wrong spellings when submitting essays over here

    on the internet too much
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    most commonwealth spellings don't look like typos to me but for some reason that one does

    I dunno why
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    "if you remember this, your childhood was awesome"


    You 2000s kids will never understand what it was like growing up in the 90s man, you just don't know what you missed

    (works equally for 90s vs 80s, 80s vs 70s, etc.)
  • Tachyon said:

    "if you remember this, your childhood was awesome"


    You 2000s kids will never understand what it was like growing up in the 90s man, you just don't know what you missed

    (works equally for 90s vs 80s, 80s vs 70s, etc.)
    but rotary phones have been out of common use for decades.

    And what is awesome about a rotary phone???? It's a PHONE????? I DON'T GET IT.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    most commonwealth spellings don't look like typos to me but for some reason that one does

    I dunno why

    US spellings never exactly looked like typos to me, but they did look distinctly foreign in a way that they don't now
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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