Spring is sprung, the grass is ris i wonder where the boidies is? The little boid is on the wing On the wing? But that's absoid The little wings is on the boid!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
i am tempted to make princess alice's used taxicab a regular thing because the idea of her occasionally taking this banged-up crown vic for a spin around the city amuses me
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Payne would probably take my keys away before that would happen
Also: these threads where I pretend to drive like a maniac aren't really that fun
Because I have this mental image of myself racing around the city like a maniac Grand Theft Auto-style but I don't really know an effective way to communicate that in text
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
the only heaper i've dreamed about recently has been anonus
and that was a couple weeks ago...whenever it was that i wanted to steal the little girl's voice
just now i had a kind of brainwave realization type thing where i was like 'wait a minute, a Magestic Magic Wand is a Mage Stic(k)! it's a much cleverer pun than it appears! i should tell CA!"
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
To be fair, if "Magestic" was a real product and not something I made up in the shower that post would totally make sense
yeah it was more the sudden surprise at having stumbled upon something clever, immediately followed by remembering that it was nothing of the sort because it was a made-up product to begin with
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i wonder where the boidies is?
The little boid is on the wing
On the wing? But that's absoid
The little wings is on the boid!
(I may continue to expand upon this chart)
"Why do i hurt all over?" "Natalia Poklonskaya."
"What are my parents hiding from me?" "MH370."
ever felt like this?
have strange things happened?
are you going round the twist?
dat smirk
describe the faces of the pedestrians and your fellow drivers as you speed past
the things you narrowly avoid and the things that you don't
well, how old ARE my omens?
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but then you'll smash into a phone booth and i'm just not sure i could deal with that
although since I'm not a dreamer I guess it's probably karma
then i realized that makes no sense and i'm tired
or, Benihana in Raleigh since there are no real Benihana locations
why does everyone mispronounce that poor store's name
I've got news for you
i always thought it was 'kay-mart'
It's "kay-mart".