The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I vegetated because depression + hangover + pills

    fun day all around
  • The sadness will last forever.
    furlf
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    maybe we did go too far with the shark, but shark shark shark shark shark

    sharks are cool
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    image
  • The sadness will last forever.
    eat sharks
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i am not a vegetarian but shark fin soup is on my list of foods too cruel to eat

    along with foie gras
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Route 666 said:

    Bobby is here!

    Yay!

    So how was your day?

    /me has nothing to talk about
    it was ok

    i spent most of it shopping and didn't get much else done, and then i panicked and exhausted myself

    on the bright side i bought a bunch of new clothes for the first time in years so hopefully i will not look like a chav anymore

    how are you?
    I'm not doing too bad!

    They finally finished with our streets for the day, which is nice, though they'll be back tomorrow to do the few streets in this subdivision they haven't gotten to yet.

    Then I went out to Kroger with Mom to do some shopping and went and got my sister from school and yeah this has been a pretty uneventful day really
  • image

    I don't think this guy's gonna get much business.

    context of the shark antinatalist:

    The first antinatalist was a shark antinatalist. He argues that
    sharks are by their very existence a blight upon the world, and that all
    sharks deceive themselves into happiness by feasting upon fish and
    squid. The second antinatalist is a human, and he argues much the same
    about us, and does so on the internet (sharks do not have internet, they
    have intercoral)

    Tragically, while the two were conversing, an Old God arose from the sea and proved them both wrong in a hilarious manner.

    The End.

    I remember that.
  • Jabberwock said:image

    what is this,
    Alien?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    uneventful is better than bad-eventful
  • ooh, Spelunky

    I'm thinking of getting that when I get my Vita
  • edited 2013-10-09 18:47:03
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Tre said:

    image

    what is this, Alien?
    a mother fucking goblin (shark)
  • damn

    if Mr. Shark were one of those he'd be even more terrifying
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    uneventful is better than bad-eventful

    Sometimes nothing happening is bad in and of itself. But generally speaking, this is true.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    uneventful is better than bad-eventful

    True, true.

    I might go for a nighttime drive later, if it's not raining or anything.

    Partly because I want to have an opportunity to fuel up before I have to go to class tomorrow.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    'Just the place for a Shark!' the Bellman cried,
    As he landed his crew with care.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Sometimes nothing happening is bad in and of itself.


    admittedly, yes
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    and that has thrown me
  • How was the shark taking it too far? 

    Note: I didn't witness The Great Antinatalism War.
  • Seriously though, the fact that any female character I make will almost inevitably get turned into a mindless screwtoy for the masses bothers me.

    That's not really the case. I seriously doubt that the majority of people who read novels by Annie Proulx or Jonathan Coe write or draw pornographic depictions of the characters therein. I mean, if you create a popular video game or comic or film, then yes, it is quite likely that there will be prurient responses to your work. But note the word "popular."

    I don't really think about it much. Assuming that I would be notable enough seems arrogant, and dwelling on it as if it is the end of days seems at once futile and morbid.
    Ah, good point. Purely literary characters are better protected against R34 than film characters. I always forget about that because you never hear about purely literary characters in my Tumblr circles. Just comic book superheroes and fandom bait.

    Still, I know that there are people who'll look at the lack of smut made for a series and interpret that as a challenge. And those people will come for me if I ever gain a smidge of popularity as a writer.

    Proulx did write Brokeback Mountain, and I'm pretty sure someone's written gay cowboy smut about that.
  • Tre said:

    ooh, Spelunky


    I'm thinking of getting that when I get my Vita
    I have actually bought it twice now because I'm stupid.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Cutxerk said:

    Note: I didn't witness The Great Antinatalism War.


    this was not really a thing, it was just some comments on a blog
  • Seriously, screw people who hunt sharks for shark fin soup.

    Or rather, the people who pay the people who hunt sharks for their fins.

    It's not just cruel. It's wasteful. Most of the time, they just slice off the fins and dump the living body into the sea to die. People could be eating that shark.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    'Just the place for a Snark!' the Corporal cried,
    As he typed in the URL with a grin;
    Supporting each thread with comments quite snide
    And fastening them with a pin.

    'Just the place for a Snark! I have said it twice:
    That alone should encourage the Heap.
    Just the place for a Snark! I have said it thrice:
    If you say it three times it sounds deep.'
  • But what happened and why is it suddenly bad to make fun of pseudointellectuals?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Seriously, screw people who hunt sharks for shark fin soup.


    Or rather, the people who pay the people who hunt sharks for their fins.

    It's not just cruel. It's wasteful. Most of the time, they just slice off the fins and dump the living body into the sea to die. People could be eating that shark.
    this is also why it is cruel, of course

    it is a completely inhumane way to kill an animal
  • The sadness will last forever.
    mmmmmm venison
  • The most important female character that I've ever written is a former child soldier who was heavily scarred and burned through incidents in her youth, both before and after her military career. There are many reasons why I made her ugly, reasons that affect but do not dominate her character arc, but a small part of it was to send a message to the theoretical fandom that, hey, maybe rampantly sexualizing this character shouldn't be your first option.

    YNTKT, as the Bard says.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Ah, good point. Purely literary characters are better protected against R34 than film characters. I always forget about that because you never hear about purely literary characters in my Tumblr circles. Just comic book superheroes and fandom bait.


    Still, I know that there are people who'll look at the lack of smut made for a series and interpret that as a challenge. And those people will come for me if I ever gain a smidge of popularity as a writer.

    Proulx did write Brokeback Mountain, and I'm pretty sure someone's written gay cowboy smut about that.
    Again, it depends on what you're writing and whether or not it would come to the attention of such people. And even then, people who write smutty fanfiction about unlikely things because they can are inherently less worrisome than obsessed followers who objectify and sexualise characters because they feel a misplaced "love" for them.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Cutxerk said:

    But what happened and why is it suddenly bad to make fun of pseudointellectuals?

    we snarked too greedily and too deep

    you know what we awoke in the darkness of our hearts
  • edited 2013-10-09 19:03:20
    The shark seems reasonable to me tbh.
  • edited 2013-10-09 19:11:42
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Also, people, remember: Tumblr is not the world at large! Tumblr is like your high school nerd clique, with all that entails.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Le thin hair chinman is Icelandic.
    Greatest nation in earth
  • The sadness will last forever.
    hippiessss
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Cutxerk said:

    But what happened and why is it suddenly bad to make fun of pseudointellectuals?

    http://nobadmemes.blogspot.com/2012/10/you-dont-know-how-to-argue.html This happened.

    You'll have to highlight that because the blog author is weird.

  • Sredni Vashtar said: Yarrun the Confused said:Ah, good point. Purely literary characters are better protected against R34 than film characters. I always forget about that because you never hear about purely literary characters in my Tumblr circles. Just comic book superheroes and fandom bait.
    Still, I know that there are people who'll look at the lack of smut made for a series and interpret that as a challenge. And those people will come for me if I ever gain a smidge of popularity as a writer.

    Proulx did write Brokeback Mountain, and I'm pretty sure someone's written gay cowboy smut about that.

    Again, it depends on what you're writing and whether or not it would come to the attention of such people. And even then, people who write smutty fanfiction about unlikely things because they can are inherently less worrisome than obsessed followers who objectify and sexualise characters because they feel a misplaced "love" for them.

    Fair enough.

    I could probably go on about this for a while, but this isn't the place nor the time to go on one of those kinds of rants.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I want people to make Rule 34 of my work

    is that weird?
  • Cutxerk said:

    But what happened and why is it suddenly bad to make fun of pseudointellectuals?

    http://nobadmemes.blogspot.com/2012/10/you-dont-know-how-to-argue.html This happened.

    You'll have to highlight that because the blog author is weird.
    Yaaaaaawwwwn

    Do I have to? He just seems like a very boring variety of pseudointellectual idiot.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Cutxerk said:

    Cutxerk said:

    But what happened and why is it suddenly bad to make fun of pseudointellectuals?

    http://nobadmemes.blogspot.com/2012/10/you-dont-know-how-to-argue.html This happened.

    You'll have to highlight that because the blog author is weird.
    Yaaaaaawwwwn

    Do I have to? He just seems like a very boring variety of pseudointellectual idiot.
    Not really.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Tumblr is not the wold


    Tumblr, your head's too big
    Because tumblr, your belly's too big
    And i love you, i just wish you'd stay where you is
    Cutxerk said:

    The shark seems reasonable to me tbh.

    he's not reasonable

    you try to argue with him and he gets defensive, and then he tries to eat your hand
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Oh, I forgot to add: Brokeback Mountain was based on a short story which, while well-received, wasn't particularly well known outside of literary circle until the film hit it big, So the likelihood of someone writing smut based on Proulx's other work still strikes me as unlikely.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    if there is no smut based on my work I will be disappoint
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Stow-on-the-Wold
  • No, I mean I don't understand why anyone would think the shark image was going too far. It seemed pretty funny to me.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    if there is smut based on my work i will know i have made it as a writer
  • the people from mythbusters can't act at all
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    (NOT A POOP!)

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Cutxerk said:

    No, I mean I don't understand why anyone would think the shark image was going too far. It seemed pretty funny to me.

    :p

    i can't speak for Walpurgisnacht, but i think a lot of people here just got very tired of the culture of sneering at people on other websites
  • Oh, okay, fair enough.

    And I don't have any idea how that relates to the "CAUCASIAN" joke on Homestuck. Personally, I thought it was funny but I can totally get why people might think it was a bit dismissive, but I don't understand why anyone would derive "Hussie's a horriterribad racist!" from it.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i thought the CAUCASIAN! joke was funny but if he honestly didn't mean to cause offence (as he claims) he evidently didn't think the implications through

    in the context it really did seem like deliberate trolling
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