No, really, even though there is less than one thousand Chinese Alligators in the world; Chinese Restaurants serve them. You go to one of those restaurants, and you'll see alligators with their mouths taped shut; and you pick which one you want to eat.
In the wild, the Chinese Alligators live in ponds of 100 to 200 each. The Chinese drained the biggest of these ponds and turned it into a rice field.
And it's all perfectly legal and okay because alligators are worth nothing and none of you will give a dang when my family gets murdered by the people from Swamp People because nobody gives a crap about alligators.
i see no reason why a crocodilian should value the lives of human beings in general.
You do behave more like a human being than any crocodilian i've met, though, so i suppose i'd expect you to feel some empathy towards your fellow sapient beings.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
i see people like Randall Munroe complaining about people not understanding the difference in scale between a million and a billion all the time, but that's the first time i've seen anyone actually make that mistake
I really hope that it wasn't a heart attack, but in any case, I really hope that you get medical assistance very soon. That is really, really not good. I am so terribly sorry...
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In the wild, the Chinese Alligators live in ponds of 100 to 200 each. The Chinese drained the biggest of these ponds and turned it into a rice field.
And it's all perfectly legal and okay because alligators are worth nothing and none of you will give a dang when my family gets murdered by the people from Swamp People because nobody gives a crap about alligators.
a little extreme?
they will repay you by stealing your sandwiches and murdering your children, but at least your conscience will be clear
If the folks of Swamp People did this to humans:
You do behave more like a human being than any crocodilian i've met, though, so i suppose i'd expect you to feel some empathy towards your fellow sapient beings.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Feel like shit still, but not nearly as bad as I did.
Really hope it's nothing serious, and that the doctor can see you sooner rather than later.