The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • The sadness will last forever.
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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    who is that in your avatar
    John Bender from The Breakfast Club! :)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Oh. My sister tried to get me to watch that movie. I did not.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    magic jesus
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Oh. My sister tried to get me to watch that movie. I did not.

    It's fun, actually.

    The insane Goth chick is basically the best character in any film from the 1980s.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I need to watch this film sometime
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    (The above being the girl in Crystal's avatar. Really, she's great.)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    What's great about her
  • edited 2013-08-02 22:53:50
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Bender is the best character.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Miko said:

    Bender is the best character.

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  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Using a suitable DEVICE such as a yolk-seperator or the Yolkine Seperatus
    Technique mentioned in the Avine Reproduction Sequence. That is to say you
    separate the two parts of the egg, you may argue that the shell is part of the
    egg, but here we are strictly talking about the EDIBLE parts of the egg. You
    may ask why we define the egg-shell as inedible, but that is for another
    sequence.



    Wham-a-bam the yolks till they appear creamish, at which point apply to the
    mixture two teacupfuls of extra-fine monosaccharide crystals to create a
    Vitellian Monosaccharide mixture. Here it may be worthwhile noticing that at
    this point the whites will be in a separate container and that you are not to
    mix them and the yolks at this stage! See the Mixture Assumption Error
    sequence.



    Wham-a-bam the resulting Vitellian Monosaccharide mixture for five to ten
    minutes while maintaining steady supervision of the mixture to ensure that you
    reach optimal results. Then add two tablespoonfuls of milk or water, a measure
    of salt sufficient for this cake. It is worth noticing that despite this being
    a sweet sponge cake the salt is necessary as a flavour enhancer, much in the
    same way as MSG may be added to say Chinese take-out foods. The salt is not
    meant to provide flavour in itself, but, as I said, to enhance the flavour of
    other ingredients. This is a well known technique, but given how
    counter-intuitive it is it is a technique that is often either ignored by
    inexperienced Pastry Creationists or else done entirely by rote without fully
    understanding the underlying principles. This is why you will also add some
    flavouring at this stage.



    Now add a fraction of the albumen, which you should have wham-a-bammed as
    well. Then add two cups of flour into which you have sifted two teaspoonfuls of
    baking powder; It is important to understand that the gas-development of the
    baking-powder is what helps turn this cake into a sponge. As the baking-powder
    is heated it releases vapours which creates many hollows in the body of the
    cake. Take the resulting mixture and slowly mix it into the Enhanced Vitellian
    Monosaccharide mixture, ensure that the mixture speed is the minimum necessary to
    combine the two ingredients.



    To conclude mix in the remainder of the albumen. Line the baking containers
    with buttered paper. That is to say paper onto which butter has been applied to
    ensure that it will come loose easily when the baking process if over. Then
    fill the containers two-thirds full.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Eliezer Yudkowsky writes a cake recipe.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    What's great about her

    To put it simply, she is the wildcard, but not one-dimensionally so.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yay, the wildcard
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Maybe I should give up on being creative and just perform tasks. :x
  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    How much cocaine and roids did that take.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :o
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Pre-Emptive Game of the Year Edition


  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    wat
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    A 2009 study published in the Journal of Economic Perspectives found that Utah was the largest consumer of paid internet pornography per capita in the United States
    not something I would've guessed
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    hehehe the Mormon population.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well, I gotta work in the morning, so good night everyone
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *hug* Good night.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *hug*
  • Woohoo, computer's working again.

    Look at all the formatting I can do!

    Also, I saw Pacific Rim. Absolutely incredible. Very well written, too. A lot of it was formulaic, but that's not necessarily a flaw as it worked incredibly well within the confines of the formula. I think the only reason some reviewers said it was badly written was because they decided beforehand that it was a stupid disposable action movie.
  • Surprisingly well cast, too. Charlie Day is a shockingly versatile actor.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Good evening, Mr. Tucker, and welcome back to Hogwarts. You may join your house in the Great Hall; the feast has already begun.
  • :)

    Tonight was a good night.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :D
  • edited 2013-08-03 01:33:09
    I said sugoi a lot tonight.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I don't think I've had sugoi but it sounds like sushi, which I love. :D
  • edited 2013-08-03 01:39:15
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Gracious, why do Ultra patches exist? :x

  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I am so bored. ._. I think I may go to bed after this Deadly Women goes off.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    You could program a video game! :D
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Agreed many times over, Sredni Vashtar.
  • edited 2013-08-03 02:11:41
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    lol Ultra patches break Embodiment of Scarlet Devil in places because there is a cap at 2,000 bullets onscreen at a time. Clearly going above Lunatic is breaking reality itself.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I was still drunk when I did that Kamui score run, which is hilarious.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Some day, the universe will be shit that never happened and there's nothing we can do about it.
  • Is it ok if I post?

    I'm sorry, I just feel out of place, like a candy-van stole all my candy, and is using it to bait children because murderers do that.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Of course.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    candy
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^^^ I don't know what you mean. :o
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    A Musical History of TV Tropes, directed by Miko
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    shooting games
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    u mama was a llama
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    falling da fuq asleep
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    thanks, obama!
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    oh boy only 47 more posts to go until it happens
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    toho prawjeckt
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