I.E. The One Where The Guy Screws The Pig Repeatedly.
I really hope it was only a metal machine shaped like a pig and that by screw you mean that the guy repaired it by screwing in screws. Otherwise, EEEEEEUUUUUGGGGHHH UGH ICK!
It's a blessing and a curse, people get sick of my rambling and I tend to monopolize meatspace conversations. I don't know how many times I have overstayed the interest of the person that I'm talking with. It's a very un-Scandinavian thing to ramble, the Swedes especially value using one word when four words would do.
They aren't much for small talk, it's rude in Scandinavian culture to small-talk (especially about things like the weather); it's considered to be wasting the time of the other person in the conversation.
Other people find the Nordics to be terse to the point of unfriendliness and rudeness, but it's done with only politeness and friendliness in mind; (like how in America people value personal space so they don't stand close to casual acquaintances but in other countries they stand closer and touch much more often and they think that the Ameticans are rude, unfriendly, and reserved).
My uncle would have made this point in twelve words.
I've never been complimented ony rambling before. It's a strange feeling.
Okay, so, time for some proper Ray 3 fanboying, methinks.
I finished the penultimate area, Hoodlum HQ, after having given up on it on July 31 (?) due to having a) gotten pissed off over having died due to some circumstantial glitch and b) been sorely unprepared for a miniboss fight that was waiting for me at the end of the same level that had just given me hell. I got through it relatively smoothly last night (August 1?) though, which was good.
The Tower of the Leptys, the game's last area, has so far been, uh, something. I guess Ubi Montpellier felt the need to remind the player of all the different play styles the game had already introduced in the final stretch, in addition to adding a new one by way of Ray and Globox's airspeeder (speaking of which, I WANT ONE). I had some trouble getting through one level due to the constantly rising lava-water-whateverthefrakliquid and the airspeeder controls were definitely something to get used to, but it was fun.
As for the final battle, well, I got stuck on it because Reflux took the opportunity to make it a big game of Shingeki no Knaaren by turning into a behemoth after I beat him once, and apparently the game figured I was competent enough at that point to get through on the same health bar as I was prior to said transformation. (And apparently the fight restarts again twice after you finish that part, with only one save point in between. I don't want to say it's sadistic, but it's sadistic.)
Needless to say, Reflux 2.0 (3.0? Technically I'd already fought 1.0 a few days back) kicked my ass to Timbuktu. Fun stuffs, fun stuffs.
To take a passage from the horribly misquoted Bible verses of Jules from Pulp Fiction, however, I will strike down upon him with great vengeance. Eventually. Maybe somewhere within the next eternity.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So if I fall asleep while riding my unicorn, she goes ahead and takes me the rest of the way to the next town so we can stop and rest
Isn't that nice of her
Why no, I don't plan to leave fantasyland anytime soon
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm bored and nobody really seems to be around to nonsensefantasy with
I should probably write or something but I'm not really feelin' it
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
For me, rambling is a skill that I must tame and master.
They aren't much for small talk, it's rude in Scandinavian culture to small-talk (especially about things like the weather); it's considered to be wasting the time of the other person in the conversation.
Other people find the Nordics to be terse to the point of unfriendliness and rudeness, but it's done with only politeness and friendliness in mind; (like how in America people value personal space so they don't stand close to casual acquaintances but in other countries they stand closer and touch much more often and they think that the Ameticans are rude, unfriendly, and reserved).
My uncle would have made this point in twelve words.
I've never been complimented ony rambling before. It's a strange feeling.
Thanks for the compliment. I appreciate it.
I think you would make a better swede than I.
And, uh, let me just say
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documents the life of a pig from birth to plate.
I finished the penultimate area, Hoodlum HQ, after having given up on it on July 31 (?) due to having a) gotten pissed off over having died due to some circumstantial glitch and b) been sorely unprepared for a miniboss fight that was waiting for me at the end of the same level that had just given me hell. I got through it relatively smoothly last night (August 1?) though, which was good.
The Tower of the Leptys, the game's last area, has so far been, uh, something. I guess Ubi Montpellier felt the need to remind the player of all the different play styles the game had already introduced in the final stretch, in addition to adding a new one by way of Ray and Globox's airspeeder (speaking of which, I WANT ONE). I had some trouble getting through one level due to the constantly rising lava-water-whateverthefrakliquid and the airspeeder controls were definitely something to get used to, but it was fun.
As for the final battle, well, I got stuck on it because Reflux took the opportunity to make it a big game of Shingeki no Knaaren by turning into a behemoth after I beat him once, and apparently the game figured I was competent enough at that point to get through on the same health bar as I was prior to said transformation. (And apparently the fight restarts again twice after you finish that part, with only one save point in between. I don't want to say it's sadistic, but it's sadistic.)
Needless to say, Reflux 2.0 (3.0? Technically I'd already fought 1.0 a few days back) kicked my ass to Timbuktu. Fun stuffs, fun stuffs.
To take a passage from the horribly misquoted Bible verses of Jules from Pulp Fiction, however, I will strike down upon him with great vengeance. Eventually. Maybe somewhere within the next eternity.
Kappa "Exteeeending Aaaaarm"
Kappa "Spin the Cephalic Plate"
You know, I'm not the one to call bullshit on things, but I doubt North Korea is more welcoming of foreigners than Russia, South Korea or China
Like a dragoon in a dress?