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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Miko said:

    Finished Sigma stage 1

    that's enough for now
    ummmm I have bad news. :x Mega Man passwords never keep track of your progress in the final stages so you will have to play that stage again if you turned the game off...
    save states

    I told you, I cheat all I want.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    oh ummmm ko here are some things that will help you in Sigma's fortress:

    ~Stage 1~
    Use the torpedoes on Vile. The spider boss will always cross a horizontal bar it drops to, so you can pause the game and predict where it will land. It is weak against the ice.

    ~Stage 2~
    On the boss, be sure to get rid of the eyes before destroying the middle; otherwise you can get trapped over the spikes while the eyes continue to attack. Use the laser on all the parts.

    ~Stage 3~
    The boss is weak against the boomerangs. You should dash through its mouth to escape if it gets you against a wall.

    ~Stage 4~
    Get all your sub tanks full before facing Sigma; this is accomplished easily if you charge up the rolling shield and activate it, then use it to destroy the enemies on the wall continuously. It will sustain the shield and refill your health. On Velguarder (Sigma's dog) the ice is easier to use, but a charged shot from the buster will knock it down. Sigma himself is weak to electricity and you should only move vertically to avoid him. Wolf Sigma can be damaged with the un-charged rolling shield, or very very slowly with a fully charged buster. Nothing else.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    save states

    I told you, I cheat all I want.
    ok Xp
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Thank you for the advice

    I actually defeated the spider using the regular gun because the ice was all used up
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :3
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    pretty easy, once I figured out the pattern
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ko I think I will design a "demo stage" to test my game with, and it will include a cow girl boss. :)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    That sounds good.
  • Miko said:

    ko I think I will design a "demo stage" to test my game with, and it will include a cow girl boss. :)



    can I help playtest

  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    If I can learn to create an .exe that can run without the Python shell then yes.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tell me why

    I can't focus on writing

    Tell me why

    I want to go out driving

    Tell me why

    I stay up all night and sleep all day

    I don't want it that way
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    http://www.pyinstaller.org/

    hmmm this looks like a good tool.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    lol I am so unproductive sometimes, like now. Tomorrow I will probably be in the mood to work on my game.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    This song is so sexxyyyyyyyyyy

  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    image

    Fox with a camera.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    image


    Fox with a camera.
    Ooh, he should start a movie studio and make movies about the 20th Century

    He could call it Paramount Pictures
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Cute fox! :D
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yay applejack

    20 stalks
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I want techno viking to be my boyfriend, but just for a day. Just for the experience. :)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I, on the other hand, am going to go to bed now.

    Good night.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *hug*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    oh i could hide 'neath the wings of the bluebird as she sings

    the 6 o'clock alarm would never ring
  • I should go to bed.

    But I'm afraid that the cockroach I chased away half an hour ago will return.

    I once woke up to a cockroach slowly creeping towards my unguarded face. You guys remember that, right?

    I have reasons for alarm.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I'm drawing the sprite of my main character right now, using Reimu from Ten Desires (and her hitbox) as a guide. I don't know how big to make the hitbox; I believe Reimu's is 2x2 pixels? It differs between games maybe...
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I think my sprite will be ~29x43 and the hitbox in its dead center will be 3x3. For now.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Touhou games run in a native resolution of 640x480 and are stretched to higher resolutions. I feel comfortable with this size.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ok I think I have my sprite dimensions and hitbox sorted out, but now I need to actually draw pixel art. >_< I ummmmmm kind of can't draw pixel art unless it looks really bad.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Like, I know the proportions an everything; just I literally could not make it look like what I want to make it look like very well, maybe.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I should probably go to sleep since I am tired and it is late. :o Good night!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Good night MIko

    My homework is done and stuff

    Time to go into 6-year-old mode
  • The sadness will last forever.
    zoo ducks
  • The sadness will last forever.
    candy
  • The sadness will last forever.
    image
  • edited 2013-07-29 06:16:58
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    You know

    I'll bet the whole reason she was looking under E to begin with was to find ecstasy tablets

    Pinkie Pie is a party mare, after all
  • edited 2013-07-29 09:59:14
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I think I will take a break from Touhou for a while, so I can enjoy other shmups and also work on my own. :) Also, no one deserves to have to play lunatic mode.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    If I ever register my own domain name, it'll probably be central-avenue.ca

    Get it?
  • edited 2013-07-29 10:16:16
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    If I ever register my own domain name, it'll probably be central-avenue.ca


    Get it?
    But you actually have to have a presence in Canada to register a .ca domain.

    (Or be the Queen/King of England.)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That is not inconsistent with my other plans for the future
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    You plan to become the monarch of the Commonwealth realms? :P
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    See, I would have made that joke myself but I actually started typing my response before you edited that in. :P
  • (*catnaps upon the unsuspecting*)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know I feel a bit ghoulish for thinking that Charles's coronation will be fun to watch

    Because, you know, for that to happen the Queen kinda has to die first

    And as much of a downer as that is to think about it really will most likely happen at some point during my lifetime

    i'm probably not referring to these people with the correct titles but fuck you, i'm American
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    That assumes Charles' coronation will even happen. I mean, he's 64 already, and his mother doesn't seem likely to die anytime soon, even if she is 87.
  • edited 2013-07-29 10:35:37
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know what will be fun? Playing stupid weasel-word games with my nieces and nephews.

    Niece: Look, Aunt Alice! I got $20!
    Me: That's pretty cool, Sammy, but when I was your age I was richer than the King of England.
    Niece: No you weren't.
    Me: Yes I was! When I was 8, I had more money than the King of England did.
    Niece: Nuh-uh!
    Me: Yes-huh!
    Sister: Alice, knock it off. Sammy, there was no King of England and your aunt had a handful of dimes.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    That assumes Charles' coronation will even happen. I mean, he's 64 already, and his mother doesn't seem likely to die anytime soon, even if she is 87.

    True.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    The fascination with the British royalty has always struck me as weird
  • The fascination with the British royalty has always struck me as weird


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