The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2013-07-28 23:42:34
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^^ River god, strictly speaking. Not a lake god.

    ...Haku's dragon form is extremely handsome for reasons that I cannot fully explain.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    HURRY UP MIKO THE ROBOT MASTERS OR WHATEVER THEY ARE ARE RIPPING MY GUTS OUT
  • The sadness will last forever.
    eating
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Here is a nice checklist for you, ko. :)

    going clockwise:

    LAUNCH OCTOPUS
    -Heart tank: one of the water jets takes you up to a boat on the ocean's surface. Shoot this boat until you sink it, and it will collapse an underwater bridge and reveal a hidden area. Beat the dragon robot in this area to reveal the heart in the lower right corner.

    CHILL PENGUIN
    -Boots upgrade (dash ability with A button): you probably already have it since it's in the main path.
    -Heart tank: after beating Flame Mammoth, go to the section with the ride armor, but instead of going under the ceiling, use the pillar to jump on top of it, then destroy the igloos with the flamethrower. One of them has the heart.

    FLAME MAMMOTH
    -Buster upgrade (extra charge level + charge ability for special weapons): you need the dash boots and helmet upgrade. After the first big drop, stand on the left side of the conveyor belt and dash jump to the blocks to the left, in the ceiling. It is very tricky, but you can kick/headbutt your way up into the alcove. Of note: if you don't get it now, Zero will give it to you in the fourth-to-last stage, so don't worry.
    -Sub tank: in the big room with the conveyor belts and pickaxe guys, go to the top conveyor belt and dash jump to the left, where you will find a wall alcove. You can kick through the blocks (may require the helmet upgrade?).
    -Heart tank: after you beat Chill Penguin, the lava in this stage freezes. You can go in the bottom right corner underneath the conveyor belt in this same room to get the heart, on the frozen lava.

    BOOMER KUWANGER
    -Heart tank: in the part where you're outside climbing the wall, the heart is on the awning just before going back inside. You need either a) Boomer Kuwanger's boomerang to grab it, or b) Chill Penguin's thing, charged up with the upgraded buster, which forms an ice platform that will slide outside; you can jump off of it at the right time to get onto the awning.

    STING CHAMELEON
    -Armor upgrade (all damage is halved): right before you enter a cave with boulder-dudes, you can instead jump up the wall and go on top of the cave. There is a robot mini-boss here who you want to lure back and forth and shoot in the head, using the walls to avoid his grabbing claws. He takes a lot of damage, but beating him reveals the upgrade.
    -Heart tank: after you beat Launch Octopus, the gap right beneath the aforementioned cave is filled with water. You can kick through the blocks (may require helmet upgrade?) and then dash jump to the right, through the water, to a ledge with the heart.

    SPARK MANDRILL
    -Sub tank: in the bottom right of the first area, it may be found. You can only take it with Boomer Kuwanger's boomerang, since it is blocked off.
    -Heart tank: in the room where you start climbing down ladders to the mini-boss (I think) you will find a ledge near the ceiling. A dash-jump off of the wall, properly choreographed, will get you onto the ledge, to the heart.

    STORM EAGLE
    -Heart tank: at the top of the moving platforms near the beginning, do a huuuuuuuuuuuuge dash jump to the left, and you will land on a building's roof at the stage's beginning. It is here.
    -Sub tank: past the aforementioned moving platforms is a watch tower with glass windows you can break into. It should be in here.
    -Helmet upgrade (lets you head butt through rocks): when you get to a very tall scaffolding that you have to jump up, instead of going to the right, go down its right side to the ground, and then right to some flammable tanks. Shoot them a bunch of times (or flamethrower them) and they will explode, revealing the upgrade.

    ARMORED ARMADILLO
    -Sub tank: I think the first big bulldozer thing has it behind it, if you stay on the wall and wait for it to go past you.
    -Heart tank: the second(?) big bulldozer thing will tunnel under it, but if you stay behind it and shoot it enough to destroy it before it digs out all the earth there, you can jump up to where the heart is.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ugh, the backlight on my keyboard triggers "purity" thoughts
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Thank you, milady.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Tre said:

    Oh yeah Humongous was the shit. Pajama Sam and SpyFox and Backyard Basketball and Freddi Fish and all that jive

    I remember being completely and utterly baffled when I learned Freddi Fish was a girl

    Posting from phone. Freddie fish is a girl?!!??!

  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :)
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Aliroz said:

    Tre said:

    Oh yeah Humongous was the shit. Pajama Sam and SpyFox and Backyard Basketball and Freddi Fish and all that jive

    I remember being completely and utterly baffled when I learned Freddi Fish was a girl

    Posting from phone. Freddie fish is a girl?!!??!

    Blew my mind too.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Dangit RonPaul
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Diamond Rhombus
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Dongle Rumple
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ko, did you know that if you charge up the laser, you can turn invincible? It is easily abused. :) Also, the weakness order goes as follows:

    Chill Penguin > Spark Mandrill > Armored Armadillo > Launch Octopus > Boomer Kuwanger > Sting Chameleon > Storm Eagle > Flame Mammoth > Chill Penguin > etc.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    These games of which you speak of are alien to me.

    I was always a Carmen Sandiego kid.


  • edited 2013-07-29 00:02:42
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Clue Finders are awesome, and so is Spy Fox. :D
  • i am gonna be heading over to the workforce center tomorrow
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Miko said:

    Clue Finders are awesome, and so is Spy Fox. :D

    I liked those.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    These games of which you speak of are alien to me.

    I was always a Carmen Sandiego kid.

    I played those, too.

    Pajama Sam is best humongous character.

  • spy fox is hot 10/10 would yiff
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Miko said:

    ko, did you know that if you charge up the laser, you can turn invincible? It is easily abused. :) Also, the weakness order goes as follows:

    Chill Penguin > Spark Mandrill > Armored Armadillo > Launch Octopus > Boomer Kuwanger > Sting Chameleon > Storm Eagle > Flame Mammoth > Chill Penguin > etc.

    Somehow I knew to beat Chill Penguin first. So, I did.
  • I was always a Zelda kid. And then a few years later, a KingdomHeartsMorrowindFable kid.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Resurgam.

    Aoe II age of kings is THE game of my childhood.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I adored Zelda and Kingdom Hearts. :)
  • edited 2013-07-29 00:12:42
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Somehow I knew to beat Chill Penguin first. So, I did.
    I always feel bad doing it that way, so I go after Flame Mammoth first for the added challenge of lava and a lack of dashing (it is still quite possible to do). But, Chill Penguin is definitely the easiest to start with, and the dash boots help immensely.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    spy fox is hot 10/10 would yiff

    Was tempted to make that joke; decided against it.

    Now I can have my cake and eat it, too.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    cake deerz
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    now I have the armor upgrade and three of the heart tanks
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    yay :D
  • now I have the armor upgrade and three of the heart tanks

    Tanks shaped like hearts.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Now I got another heart tank and two sub tanks and destroyed the Storm Eagle

    woohoo
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Tanks shaped like hearts.
    Yes! :D They add 2 more slivers to X's health meter, and there are 8 of them, so it doubles from 16 to 32 if he collects them all. :)
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    i want this


    it no longer exists



    such is life
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    image



    i want this


    it no longer exists



    such is life
    ...and now I want one, too.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Why can't I stop liking nightcore? I like nightcore. >_>


  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Current procrastination level: monologuing about Wendy's on IRC
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Wendy's :)


  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Wendy's really should sponsor our website, what with all the free plugging we do for them

    Also, when Anonus came to Columbus, I showed him the building where the first Wendy's location used to be. (It houses unrelated offices now, sadly.)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yay Wendy's
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • i tried googling wolf jaw hoodie only to discover that that is the name of a wholly unrelated product.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Nightcore is like every song plus 30% speed.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I wanna play DDR but I am not sure how feasible this is? >_> I would play so much DDR. :D
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Finished Sigma stage 1

    that's enough for now
  • i tried googling wolf jaw hoodie only to discover that that is the name of a wholly unrelated product.

    reverse image search?
  • it simply is not a product that is available anymore, i was trying to see if there were any on ebay
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    The people who made Rogue Legacy also made Don't Shit Your Pants.
  • edited 2013-07-29 01:13:19
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Finished Sigma stage 1

    that's enough for now
    ummmm I have bad news. :x Mega Man passwords never keep track of your progress in the final stages so you will have to play that stage again if you turned the game off...
  • Odradek said:

    The people who made Rogue Legacy also made Don't Shit Your Pants.

    Cellar Door have a wide range of experience.
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