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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Mo' said:

    Tangentially, park rangers tend to be the most anal public authority figures for some reason, in my experience

    Funny, my experience is more or less the exact opposite.

    My family once got lost in a huge nature park and ended up staying after they closed. The park ranger was a bit annoyed that we'd inconvenienced him but he was still really polite and understanding.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    it's 6 am

    why are you people posting faster than i can respond to them

    that's it, i'm giving up and just buying Oreos for the lot of you
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Mo' said:

    well, not to gloat, but as far as I know (and admittedly I rarely have reason to check), the Low Countries are fairly nice places.

    I've never heard anyone lobby a complaint against Luxembourg, and my only issue with the Belgians is that they are Belgians.

    Luxembourg's handling of women's rights has always been awful, but the Low Countries are mostly good. A few right-wing nuts, but that will happen.

    France's issue with Muslims is complicated and stupid. As for the Romani, the rightists in Italy are worse in that respect. Either way, I would still rather be there than here; at least their crazies aren't posing as the "centre-right."
  • you know it is almost 5 in the morning when i basically say fuck it im basically an otherkin basically



    my mom is scared of police


    she beat up a fireman once for hitting on her


    yntkt
  • I admittedly know little about the "Lux" in Benelux. It is a silly country and should just be part of some other. Holy Rome is long dead folks, time to move on.
  • you know it is almost 5 in the morning when i basically say fuck it im basically an otherkin basically




    my mom is scared of police


    she beat up a fireman once for hitting on her


    yntkt
    firemen should rescue people, not hit on them.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Mo' said:

    Mo' said:

    On the other hand, police administration is pretty different from active detective work and extremely different from working the beat. Also, the idea of private security having less accountability and just as much power as a legitimate representative of the law—and in some cases hiring those weeded out of actual law enforcement—is pretty disturbing, if you think about it.

    Not really. You're ultimately having to deal with one of two entities that have that kind of power and both, in practice, have very little accountability despite what the law might tell you. I'd rather go with the one that has less reason to bother you, which is usually the privately-hired guard. Usually.

    Tangentially, park rangers tend to be the most anal public authority figures for some reason, in my experience.

    That said, on an individual level... that really depends on who you're dealing with and where. In New York? Trust the cop. LA or Hicksville? Trust the guard.
    NY is pretty infamous for having a bad police system, is it not?
    New York is not. Philadelphia was; Los Angeles still is.

    But in any case, anyone that I have met who has personal experience with the matter agrees that state cops are miles less unpleasant than local cops. Or federal law enforcement. But that's a different matter.
  • It's 3 Am here, I am not sleep, you know this needed.
  • Mo' said:

    you know it is almost 5 in the morning when i basically say fuck it im basically an otherkin basically




    my mom is scared of police


    she beat up a fireman once for hitting on her


    yntkt
    firemen should rescue people, not hit on them.
    you see every year during the winter carnival the firemen dress as the vulcans and they tend to do stupid shit




    i am not sure how to explain things exactly
  • I always want to go on this tangent about how I don't like it when people confuse the Dutch, Belgians, and Germans (sometimes the Flemish are thrown in there too) but I never have a reason to.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Mo' said:

    dem kwoteblocks

    Yip.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    you know it is almost 5 in the morning when i basically say fuck it im basically an otherkin basically

    That sentence amused me more than it should

    Also most firefighters I've met seem like decent enough people

    Did I ever tell you guys that the house directly behind mine burned down in an arson a few years back? That happened.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    i'm tempted to go on one last rant but i figure i should leave it for some time when i'm not making a fool of myself like i have for the past half hour
  • you know speaking of abuse of authority my bf is 400% free to abuse his authority over me any day wink wink nudge nudge


    he does not even need a stupid plastic badge
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Naney you keep making me laugh

    I should start charging you for that
  • wait



    does like that mean that a dominatrix is basically a rent-a-dom
  • do dominatrices get plastic badges?


    curious minds want to know
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That'll be $2.95
  • Paul Blart: Mall Dom
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ewwww
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    wait it's 6 AM on a Sunday

    why are you guys even up
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    you know speaking of abuse of authority my bf is 400% free to abuse his authority over me any day wink wink nudge nudge



    he does not even need a stupid plastic badge
    You know that I will...


    do dominatrices get plastic badges?



    curious minds want to know
    I have no idea, but for some reason this line of inquiry tempts me to rentboy-based puns...
  • i like slept all day today for some reason u_u
  • do dominatrices get plastic badges?



    curious minds want to know
    I have no idea, but for some reason this line of inquiry tempts me to rentboy-based puns...
    are you casting aspersions on my character in front of all of these good people


    because i will have you know that i will totally stand for that sort of thing
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    i like slept all day today for some reason u_u

    Ah, something I'm all too familiar with
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Paul Blart: Mall Dom

    And now I can barely stop laughing long enough to type.


    wait it's 6 AM on a Sunday


    why are you guys even up
    'Cuz I can, that's why!
  • somebody whip the quoteblock system into shape
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    do dominatrices get plastic badges?



    curious minds want to know
    I have no idea, but for some reason this line of inquiry tempts me to rentboy-based puns...
    are you casting aspersions on my character in front of all of these good people


    because i will have you know that i will totally stand for that sort of thing
    Exactly! And you will enjoy every second of it!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ugh, in the case of The Crown vs. Vanilla Forum Quote Plugin

    The Court finds the defendant guilty
  • do dominatrices get plastic badges?



    curious minds want to know
    I have no idea, but for some reason this line of inquiry tempts me to rentboy-based puns...
    are you casting aspersions on my character in front of all of these good people


    because i will have you know that i will totally stand for that sort of thing
    Exactly! And you will enjoy every second of it!
    this is true u_u
  • wait it's 6 AM on a Sunday

    Time for church ~ Religious people

    Not for me, I don't go to church, Sunday's my day to rest ~ God.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    do dominatrices get plastic badges?



    curious minds want to know
    I have no idea, but for some reason this line of inquiry tempts me to rentboy-based puns...
    are you casting aspersions on my character in front of all of these good people


    because i will have you know that i will totally stand for that sort of thing
    Exactly! And you will enjoy every second of it!
    this is true u_u
    And subsequently you shall encounter more snogging than you will know what to do with.
  • oooohhh noooooooooo
  • i will have to borrow a book from the library on "101 things to do with surplus snogs"
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Who would win a laughter competition: Bubbles, Pinkie Pie, or Central Avenue?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Human beings sure are a silly animal.

    indeed

    image


    cats are the true majestic inheritors of the earth
    HarperCollins
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    i will have to borrow a book from the library on "101 things to do with surplus snogs"

    ACCEPT AND OBEY.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I knew you'd comment on that, lol
  • i will have to borrow a book from the library on "101 things to do with surplus snogs"

    ACCEPT AND OBEY.
    yessir. >//>
  • curse you and your sexy dom allcaps
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    suddenly i am bored again

    ho hum
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    An hour later and I already regret going on that dumbass rant about security

    I'm sure I made myself come off as a CWC-ish type...
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    At least you didn't call them jerkops.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'll admit, that made me smile.

    "Jerkop" remains the worst portmanteau ever, for the record.
  • edited 2013-07-28 06:43:15
    Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
  • edited 2013-07-28 06:49:31
    Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    fu fu fu
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/BobsGame?from=Main.BobsGame

    lyl

    "No guys I'm not an egothistical retard it was a viral campaign :DDD got you :D "
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