The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Miko said:

    Children used to make fun of me. :(

    Miko said:

    wait lol they still do sometimes -_-

    When children make fun of you, eat them.



  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

    A classic

  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    When children make fun of you, eat them.
    Not a bad idea!
    The Half-Life collection is on sale for $10 on Steam.

    In case anyone cares.
    I am as good at first person shooters as... common plebeians are at shmups. ^_^
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    A classic

    This amazing. :D Also I have a mental image of you as a frequently-stoned college student now. ^_^
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Ultra Mode is a patch that you can apply to the game. What it basically
    does is double the amount of bullets, double their speed, both, or
    something else. This makes for a fun challenge most of the time and sort
    of gives you a difficulty above lunatic.
    Why would anyone...?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    children are lame

    when they make fun of you, remember that in a few years they too will be adults crushed under the disappointment that is life
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

    children are lame

    when they make fun of you, remember that in a few years they too will be adults crushed under the disappointment that is life

    image

  • so BT is pretty baller
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    you show 'em, Donald
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :)
  • The Line
    George decides to take advantage of a rainy day by heading outside to cry, reasoning that passersby won’t be able to distinguish his tears from rain. While theoretically true, in practice, pedestrians are frightened by his heaving chest and loud, pathetic wails. Kramer hooks up the building’s security camera feed to Jerry’s television, so he can be ever vigilant of the apartment’s surroundings, but he can still use his own set for traditional television-watching. However, he absentmindedly neglects to tell Jerry about what he has done. When Jerry returns home, he finds that every channel on the TV shows a single, fascinating program. He cannot rip his eyes away. “The best part is, there’s not even any ads." While waiting on an exceptionally long line for Broadway tickets, Elaine asks the woman in front of her to hold her place. She makes a quick trip to the bathroom and returns, but the man behind her won’t let her back in the line. “You step out of line, you go back to the end!" he shouts at her. Elaine tries to end their shouting match by forcibly shoving the man across the room, yelling, “Look who’s out of line now! I guess you have to go to the back!" She pants, and briefly wonders if she’s lost all vestiges of her humanity. She quickly brushes aside that thought. A security guard approaches, asking what seems to be the problem. The man starts, “She pushed me!" Elaine replies, “That man is a GOD-FORSAKEN HYPOCRITE!" The security guard grabs both Elaine and the man by the arm, leading them to the exit. “Now neither of you gets to see Hairspray." 
  • My mother has decided to take away the internet every night at eleven which is immensely fucking frustrating to no goddamned end and I'd wish it'd just fucking stop.
  • WHY DOES IT MATTER SO MUCH IF I STAY UP LATE.

    EVEN THEN. IF I WAS THAT DESPERATE TO STAY UP LATE, I'D BE ABLE TO DO IT ENTIRELY INDEPENDENT OF THE INTERNET. WHICH I HAVE DONE. FOR THE PAST, OH WEEK OR SO. BECAUSE MY SLEEP SCHEDULE WAS OFF. MY INABILITY TO DO WHAT I USUALLY DO, WHICH IS READ SOME STUFF ONLINE, CONTRIBUTED TO THAT.

    AND THEN, ABSOLUTELY REFUSING TO LISTEN TO ANY OF THIS.

    AUGH. THIS IS FRUSTRATING. ALLCAPS, BOLD-ITALIC FRUSTRATING.
  • i fell asleep.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ugh, why do I have to be so shitty when it comes to taking care of my car?

    I let the oil get WAY too low because I never thought to check it until it was time to make my car all "nice" for Anonus >_<
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What web browser should I use?
  • It's immensely frustrating. Not only is it completely arbitrary, but my mother knows how much it annoys me, she knows, it doesn't help, and she's absolutely refusing to listen to me. I recognize I'm overreacting a bit but I really really hate being ignored.
  • What web browser should I use?

    chrome
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Due to any given action having upredictable and obscenely long lasting ripples, consequentualism is an untenable position.

    Take that.
  • Odradek said:

    Due to any given action having upredictable and obscenely long lasting ripples, consequentualism is an untenable position.


    Take that.
    i thought you said long lasting nipples
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    This is the worst thing
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I also thought he said nipples
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-07-09 20:59:27
    image
    so I decided to try the shortened version of BT's album from 2011 out

    2 tracks passed, but I had to switch to the original version on the third one because the songs were too short



  • the "symphonic" label put me off checking these guys out for a while


    big mistake
  • The sadness will last forever.
    baby jam
  • i have this santigold album but i haver not listened to it yet i might fix that while going out to target for ice cream now
  • I like her self-titled, though I never checked out her other one.
  • Heh, it put Kanye and Bon Iver together

    Clever
  • i am leaving now forealzies erryone you should listen to that fleshgod apocalypse song even if death metal is not usually your thing
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it seems pretty good
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    aquamentus
  • The sadness will last forever.
    party gods
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wonder if my sister would want this Kindle.

    I don't really have much use for it anymore, if I'm being honest, and it seems like she's used it fairly often in th past...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    FIGHT

    FOR YOUR RIGHT

    TO PAAAAAAAAAAAAARTY
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    But I hate social gatherings

    Can't I fight for my right not to party
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    For some reason I'm imagining a screencap of Pinkie Pie on a TV news program with the caption "PINKAMENA PIE / Party Rights Advocate".
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    SOME PARENTS WILL DO ANYTHING FOR THEIR CHILDREN

    EXCEPT LET THEM BE THEMSELVES
  • i return with ice cream and i bet NOBODY has listened to that track im very sad. ;_;
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I have probably played EOSD lunatic on repeat for 7 - 8 hours of today.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    i return with ice cream and i bet NOBODY has listened to that track im very sad. ;_;

    I listened to that track and I enjoyed it.

    So there.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Miko's body is an empty shell, an irritable, bitter shadow that needs to hibernate. Miko's family has never met the real Miko before, and they don't deserve to. Fuck those guys. Miko's mother brain is a computer; the real Miko crawls the internets.

    Miko considered suicide many times for having no place in the world and being something wrong in so many ways, but then Miko slowly became aware of similar invisible people, hiding in the garbage bins of the post-industrial West.
  • I am a snake, waiting for a time to strike.

    Snake-cats.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    born alone

    live alone

    die alone
  • The sadness will last forever.
    my computer is eating memory and wants more
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