The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • The sadness will last forever.
    dead tv slots
  • it fuckin WORKED yes good
  • i am FIGHTIGN BACK MAN
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Your signature is large and obtrusive and also a bandwidth-guzzling, ad-revenue-stealing hotlink. :o
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.


    stoner metal > hip-hop
  • it does not matter i am FIGHTIGN BACK 4 REAL HIP-HOP
  • NOT ANY OF THAT LIL GAYNE STUFF
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I think this is an attempt at some sort of ironic joke but my lack of cultural awareness renders me ignorant of it
  • there is nothing ironic about real hip-hop
  • clock why are you a lamp

    Why do you have an outrageous name?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Because I like to be weird.

    Is that also your reason?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    But... $50 isn't enough money for that tattoo, is it? Also, why would anyone...?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Counterclock, speaker of riddles, and Imipolex G, her comic foil. Miko, the one who tries and fails to guess at the riddles.
  • i would like a similar one, but with '"TRIBAL' on one forearm and 'TATTOO"' on the other


    either that or "getting this tattoo is the worst decision i've ever made"
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    chinese symbol that does not mean what I think it means
  • forealzies though a tattoo based off of some of David O'Reilly's art would be hella rad


    like

    image


    or

    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    gonna go riff now

    you just go on eating your hair
  • Imagine if Stephen Hawking, Richard Dawkins, Barak Obama or Noam Chomsky wrote a book about how awesome they are

    yeaaahhhh imagine that
  • if only this sloth understood real hip-hop he might not be so racist
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I feel like the world is founded on a concept of kicking people while they are down.
  • the world is founded upon a ball of rock orbiting a star


    how wild is that?
  • and besides what is the point of kicking someone while they are down? if they are down getting them in the groin is pretty much out of the question
  • edited 2013-07-08 23:48:57
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^^ Very wild.

    I am going to lament the state of the third world now.
  • edited 2013-07-08 23:52:07

    oooooooooooo
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Obviously, when speaking about any 2 people (even twins) much less large groups of people it’s impossible to make generalizations that are 100% true, 100% of the time. However, subcultures exist because the members within them share common traits. So it is possible to make generalizations about subcultures with a fair degree of accuracy even if there are exceptions to the rule. Also, this list only applies to American gangstas and cowboys. People from other countries who have copied these foreign (to them) subcultures are a whole other topic.

    10. Xenophobia. Ask any gangsta or cowboy if they’re proud to be a gangsta or cowboy, and they’re both likely to give the exact same response, “Hell yeah.” Ask most Germans if they’re proud to be German and they’ll give you a lecture about how group pride will inevitably lead to xenophobia.

    Xenophobia is defined as “An unreasonable fear, distrust, or hatred of strangers, foreigners, or anything perceived as foreign or different.

    Even though there are exceptions you don’t have to throw a stick far in gangsta or cowboy circles to hit xenophobia. The more proud gangstas and cowboys are of their subculture the more they wall themselves off from the rest of society and fear new ideas and behaviors.

    9. Guns. Aside from the military and the police force no other subcultures own as many guns or identify with them as readily as gangstas and cowboys.

    8. Glorify mind altering substances. Even if you barely listen to any rap or country music chances are you can name a few songs from each genre that glorify getting fucked up. The methods may differ, but the end result is the same.

    8. Glorify sports. Gangstas love basketball. Cowboys love (American) football. There is no denying this fact.

    7. Conform to pre-set fashion standards. You can pick a gangsta or a cowboy out a crowd just by how they dress. I don’t even need to offer examples.

    6. Glorify sex. Gangstas celebrate their preoccupation with fucking bitches and hos. It’s becoming more popular in country circles to speak openly about sex, but they still have a habit of hiding their true intentions by talking about love. But the smoke screen is usually pretty thing. They’re really talking about fucking, and they talk about it a lot.

    5. Materialism. Gangstas and cowboys are typically poor, and yet they glorify material goods, specifically fashion and vehicles. Whether it’s a pair of Jordans or boots, doorags or cowboy hats, Escalades or F-150’s, pent houses or ranches, gangstas and cowboys place high value in owning material goods.

    4. Based on a misinterpretation of obsolete cultures. Gangstas emerged as a response from racial oppression in the ghettos of America. Cowboys emerged as a response from working on ranches in the country. Most people who identify as gangstas live in the suburbs. Some even live in mansions. If you do live in the ghetto I guarantee you’re not worried that an elderly white man is going to steal your car or do a drive by on your house. That threat comes solely from another gangsta. The cure has become the disease.

    Very few cowboys own cows or horses. The environmental conditions that gangstas and cowboys emerged from are obsolete, and the subcultures have taken a life of their own and evolved into a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy that fail to accurately address the realities of the current environment that the conformists of those subcultures live in.

    3. Media driven. Since the trends of gangsta and cowboy culture don’t stem from their environment this raises the question, where do they stem from? The answer is blatant. They stem from the media. That’s where all the suburbanites learned about these subculture from to begin with, and it’s still their only link. Of course they got all their ideas from the media.

    2. Don’t value intelligence. Sure, you could find a few exceptions among the celebrities of gangstas and cowboys, but for every exception I could find 3 who glorify ignorance. And if you just started pulling random gangsta and cowboys off the street you’ll probably end up with a ratio of 9 ignoramuses to every 1 intellectual. If you think this is close-minded and bigoted of me to say, then put it to the test. Grab 50 gangstas and 50 cowboys off the streets at random and ask them if they’ve read Noam Chomsky, Stephen Hawking, Richard Dawkins, or even Herman Hesse, Robert Heinlein or Isaac Asimov. Ask them how many essays they’ve written, how many languages they speak, how many countries they’ve visited, how many peer reviewed journals they’ve been published in. Just ask them how many news sources they read each week. If 40 of them have seen “Stephen Hawking’s Universe” I’ll suck a tranny’s dick. Any of them who have read “A Brief History of Time” or “Siddhartha” gets 2 points.

    1. Their subculture is not based on humanitarianism and logic. Gangstas and cowboys base their culture on obsolete cultures and receive their present cultural direction from an entertainment-driven media that panders to base human desires for sex, prestige, violence, pride and material consumer goods. They’re xenophobic and don’t place a premium on intellectual growth.

    If they based their culture on humanitarianism and logic they’d become citizens of the world, merging cultural innovation from every corner of the globe without holding onto any one too tightly. They’d adapt to their environment instead of fighting it, and they’d rise to the top of the social structure to hold positions of power and influence. They’d shun the media and its mind-numbing influence and speak against it in favor of intellectualism and self-actualization. But if they did all that they wouldn’t be gangstas or cowboys.

  • edited 2013-07-08 23:53:05
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^^ It upsets me though. :( In some countries, people wake up in the morning not knowing if they will starve or be murdered before bedtime.
  • edited 2013-07-08 23:53:40
    My dreams exceed my real life
    My favorite part is the raging transphobia randomly inserted into the rant
  • edited 2013-07-08 23:57:10
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^^^ Wow. The assertion that "gangstas" live in the suburbs and black people have no fear anymore and their oppression is a thing of the past. Just wow.
  • do these people ever interact with other people in real life


    ever
    Odradek said:

    My favorite part is the raging transphobia randomly inserted into the rant

    that made me do a double take
  • i mean hasn't "gangsta" like not been a real thing in hip-hop for like 10 odd years now
  • edited 2013-07-09 00:01:21
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Why do human beings still use the word "tranny" in earnest? The degradation of trans-people that I increasingly see is threatening to the trans population. :/
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Miko said:

    Why do human beings still use the word "tranny" in earnest? The degradation of trans-people that I increasingly see is threatening to the trans population. :/

    Ignorance/self-imposed stupidity
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    gizoogle
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    hmmm maybe I should just remember that in some places even the n-word is still used as an earnest insult. >_>
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I desire nachos and cheese and also lament the difficulty presented by humanity's class system(s).
  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    nachos and cheese is more likely
  • edited 2013-07-09 00:17:25

    transphobia is the worst thing imo


    <a href="http://weekendnachos.bandcamp.com/album/worthless">Worthless by Weekend Nachos</a>

    this band is much better than the name would indicate
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    transphobia is the worst thing imo
    It is. It is a very disquieting subject for me.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    don't know if it's the worst thing but it's certainly bad
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ko I want to go for a walk on the beach. :)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Watching Scream 2

    People being killed in a movie theater, that'd play well now

    (see also: Keepin' It Reel)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It's thunderstorming here. I don't think a beach walk is gonna happen right now.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    in other news

    image
  • edited 2013-07-09 00:25:43
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^^ But then I get to play in rainy sand and ocean waves. :D ...maybe the lightning is dangerous?

    ^ What is that? :o
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *thinks of Mexico and Pointsman walking on the beach* :)
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