The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • mmm cocaineburger
  • wave after wave of relentless satanic violence! Raging brutal blackend death metal with no breakdowns, no sweeps, only total blasting hatred for fans of 1349, Cannibal Corpse, Mortician.
  • el tren fantasma
  • ^ a very good album
  • Naney said:

    ^ a very good album



    yea i just stumbled across it

    good soundtrack for planning my inter rail around europe in the summer w/ boyfriend (whicll hopefully come off!!)

    london, paris, geneva, lake como, milan, rome, naples, florence, venice (ugh tourist trap), vienna, pprague, berlin, and amsterdam finally to relax after all that train riding in a nice coffee shop....

    we did have a plan for getting a ferry from bari to greece and then up through eastern europe but the like 14 hour train journey thru bulgaria and then another 14 hour journey thru romania/hungary looks kinda daunting (even if i really want to visit hungary)

  • that sounds nice
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    My goal in life is for people on tumblr to tell me that I'm sexy.
  • edited 2013-04-12 12:03:36

    i forgot my wallet again


    there's no point in going home to get it, cuz if i do i'll have to wait to catch the city bus to class and i'll end up missing all of class anyways. ._.


    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :(
  • at least i'm ahead in the class
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    hey sexy
  • lady


    op op op opera gilgamesh stylo
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Imi you are the bestest one. :D
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    you could go do that on tumblr too :) and then we could be TUMBLR BUDDIES
  • imi is not how you spell naney



    unless like you squint and stand far away and do not know how to read
  • there are boobs on tumblr
  • but of course this is the internet there are boobs everywhere
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Naney said:

    there are boobs on tumblr

    that's all I use tumblr for!
  • change of plan we are also going to the croatian islands because i just looked them up and that shit is gorgeous
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I won't even show my face on tumblr. >_>
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *goes to the Croatian islands I guess*
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Imi I am going to make a new tumbr for you and it will be for things that aren't boobs.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    um, ok.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    in other news, off to work I go
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    awwwww :o
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Bye, Imipolex.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    • I Was Twelve, My Mother Slapped Me: a chorus describing many young women's and girls' first menstrual period.
    • My Angry Vagina, in which a woman humorously rants about injustices wrought against the vagina, such as tampons, douches, and the tools used by OB/GYNs.
    • My Vagina Was My Village, a monologue compiled from the testimonies of Bosnian women subjected to rape camps.
    • The Little Coochie Snorcher That Could, in which a woman
      recalls memories of traumatic sexual experiences in her childhood and a
      self-described "positive healing" sexual experience in her adolescent
      years with an older woman. This particular skit has sparked outrage,
      numerous controversies and criticisms due to its content, among which
      the most famous is the Robert Swope controversy (see below). In the
      original version, she is 13, but later versions would change her age to
      16. It also originally included the line, "If it was rape, it was a good
      rape." which was removed from later versions.
    • Reclaiming Cunt, a piece narrated by a woman who illustrates that the word "cunt" itself is a lovely word despite its disconcerting connotations.
    • The Woman Who Loved to Make Vaginas Happy, in which a sex
      worker for women discusses the intriguing details of her career and her
      love of giving women pleasure. In several performances it often comes at
      the end of the play, literally climaxing with a vocal demonstration of a
      "triple orgasm".
    • Because He Liked to Look At It, in which a woman describes
      how she had thought her vagina was ugly and had been embarrassed to even
      think about it, but changed her mind because of a sexual experience
      with a man named Bob who liked to spend hours looking at it.
    • I Was There In The Room, a monologue in which Eve Ensler describes the birth of her granddaughter.
  • suddenly feminist theater out of fucking nowhere.
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-04-12 14:40:17
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    Well, my report card sucked. 3 As, a B, 3 Cs and a D, down from 2 As, 5 Bs, and 1 C.

    It would be better if my parents weren't sticklers, but they are, so I'm basically boned.

    Now I'm just waiting for them to pick me up and hoping they won't bite my head off and roast it. I know I need to improve, so lecturing isn't really what I need at this point but I know I'll be getting two anyway. Ah well.

    Wish me luck, I suppose.


  • are you a bad enough bitch to rescue the president
    Tre said:

    Well, my report card sucked. 3 As, a B, 3 Cs and a D.


    It would be better if my parents weren't sticklers, but they are, so I'm basically boned.

    Now I'm just waiting for them to pick me up and hoping they won't bite my head off and roast it. I know I need to improve, so lecturing isn't really what I need at this point but I know I'll be getting two anyway. Ah well.

    Wish me luck, I suppose.




    man, I was a straight D student for most of my high school career.

    small comfort I suppose. I hope you don't get in too much trouble.

  • TreTre
    edited 2013-04-12 14:44:10
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    My main trouble is being an aspie, which is supposed to give you magical god tier academic powers and apparently if I slack off for just half a month that reputation is apparently blown to bits. High school, man. She's a fickle little bitch.

    But thank you, Mo. :]
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    AS is a disability not a thing that makes people smart. Get it right, public!
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-04-12 14:54:02
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    Well, I wouldn't call it a disability so much as it is a difference (and occasionally a mild annoyance, like now).

    But still. It does not, indeed, make you smart. If anything it makes one more prone to being scatterbrained.
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    The Little Amazon Mermaid
  • Azaelia Banks and A$AP Nast are going at each other on twitter oh my lawd
    Tre said:

    But thank you, Mo. :]

    no problem
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hi everyone

    I'm a princess

    Also I always got the whole "being on the spectrum is supposed to make you an academic wizard" thing too

    The weird part was I actually kinda lived up to it in K-12, since I dedicated all my time to schoolwork and none to socialization
  • I was a straight A student until high school with the odd exception.

    also does my being a magic queen make me a bandwagoner?

    @AZEALIABANKS you don't even have a mother alligator banks she dis owned you after birth that's what gators do

    this is some of the most nonsensical shit-talking I have ever seen.

  • TreTre
    edited 2013-04-12 15:07:48
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    my time goes neither to schoolwork nor to socialization

    it goes to non-academic self-enrichment

    which was TV Tropes a while ago, now it's here, I guess. But I'm not going on leave from here like I did TVT because I depend on this site a bit too much for leaving to do any good. :P
  • I was a straight A student until high school with the odd exception.

    .
    Something similar's happening with me and college right now.

    This makes me feel a bit better. You're a smart cookie, therefore I'm not dumb for screwing up this semester.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    In retrospect my run at community college is a source of shame to me. I definitely had the ability to do well, and for the first year or so I managed to get A's and B's, but eventually I succumbed to laziness and couldn't be arsed to do a lot of my assignments, even if they weren't difficult. So, like, my last year or so was mostly B's and C's. :\
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • Yarrun said:


    I was a straight A student until high school with the odd exception.

    .
    Something similar's happening with me and college right now.

    This makes me feel a bit better. You're a smart cookie, therefore I'm not dumb for screwing up this semester.



    I am not smart.

    I am a quartz.

  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    re: Rick Roll movie: is that not an april fools prank o_o
  • it is my revenge upon this mortal world.
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