The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'll take one!
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Me too. :D And also raspberry pies on the ocean on a warm summer day. :)
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    They are in the middle of the ocean btw, specifically.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I have been hugged by the Cynical One, and now I smell of vanilla.


  • Something about the idea of a darkstep remix of a vocal trance song is inherently amusing.


    It suits CV tho
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    FISHAY FISHAY :(
  • so much depends
    upon
    a red wheel
    barrow
    glazed with rain
    water
    beside the white
    chickens.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    It's a McDonald's ad that's been running incessantly down here. I prefer the 2009 Super Bowl commercial that started all this silliness, honestly:

  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Fishay, your local fish auction site.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    The Pig of information is second only to the Cow of Time.

    Isn't that right Imipolex.

    indeed
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So after I dropped my brother off at school I went up to Johnstown (anyone who asks which state will be spanked) and took some pictures.

    They still have a pair of intersections with only one traffic signal facing each approach, a setup that's been obsolete since the '60s. Interestingly, both intersections seem to run on the same fixed timer...I get the feeling this arrangement hasn't been touched in several decades.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    which state
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    See, that just proves you want be spanked

    Which means I must now do it in the least sexy way possible, otherwise it's not a punishment

    *spanks Imi unsexily*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't think it's even possible to spank Naney unsexily

    We'll just have to make him watch terrible movies instead
  • nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    that was a very unsexy spanking
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image

    image

    image

    It's a sequence! :D
  • http://arstechnica.com/science/2013/03/on-facebook-smart-people-like-the-colbert-report-and-curly-fries/

    Straight users were picked out based on liking the Wu-Tang Clan, Shaq, and (bizarrely) “Being Confused After Waking Up From Naps.”
  • (*Naps on the next poster*)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *likes Hello Kitty*

    *is emotionally unstable*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I also seem to have a kitty napping on me
  • muahahahahaaa


    (*Snores*)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know what's annoying? When I find one of my photos aesthetically pleasing, but not interesting enough to post.

    Like this:
    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "coshocton"? what the hell kind of a name is that
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Anyway I have to go to work now

    So, *puts kitty on CA instead*
  • i'm starvin'


    I desire tortellini
  • See ya imi!


    (*Continues snoozin'*)
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    How does facebook know when people are smart/dumb/emotionally unstable?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    The 1997-1998 Utah Jazz are a legend.  Ostertag, Stockton, Malone, Hornacek.  Carr, Vaughn, Morris, Foster, Keefe, Hudson, Russel, Cunningham, Anderson, and Eisley.

    Though, I guess Stockton and Malone should be counted as one player.
  • edited 2013-03-12 14:12:07
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    They CHEATED, the cheated, they freaking cheated!
    The ball left Harper's hand after the Shotclock went off! After! But they gave it to him.


    The ball left Eisley's hand before the Shotclock went off! Before! But they didn't allow it!
    And Micheal Jordan blatantly fouled Russel, and the refs ignored it.


    But worst of all, Micheal Jordan clearly hit Malone on the arm
    to get the ball in those last six or so seconds.

    SHOULD HAVE BEEN A
    FOUL, and that many fouls should have gotten him removed from play; or
    at least the Jazz should have gotten a foul shot.

     But no, Jordan gets all the calls in his favor; because Micheal
    Jordan means Huge Ratings means Loads Of Advertising Revenue; and all
    the hype of the Bulls continuing their stread.
    The game was rigged I tell ya, it was frigging rigged!
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
  • edited 2013-03-12 14:28:06
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    If i stop posting over the next few days that'll mean my account's been disabled; i'll probably be back Sunday.

    Just got done downloading all the lecture materials since i won't be able to access them once i'm home.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Naney said:

    so much depends
    upon
    a red wheel
    barrow
    glazed with rain
    water
    beside the white
    chickens.
    William Carlos Williams. Classic.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    aliroz likes basketball?
  • edited 2013-03-12 15:05:34
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    oh hey, Bogleech has a Tumblr

    yay

    ...I haven't looked at Bogleech in far too long >_>
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    That is interesting.  Although the complaint he's addressing seems odd, in any case - surely a number of Pokémon don't look like living organisms?  Magnemite, for instance?

    And i didn't know Bogleech had a tumblr.
  • i didn't either until just now


    needless to say this discovery has made me a happy camper.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So I had a dream where Anonus and I were on some kind of long-distance road trip together.

    We stopped at some little diner-like place right by the freeway to eat. While we waited, Anonus began playing some point-and-click adventure game on an old black laptop. There was a part of the game where the main character had to do an online chat, and it required the player to actually type things in a chat window. Eventually we realized that Anonus wasn't just getting pre-programmed responses, he was actually talking to a real person. I guessed that it was just somebody hired by the game company to make the gameplay more immersive, but Anonus thought it was a troll contacting us from another universe, Homestuck-style.
  • edited 2013-03-12 15:20:41
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    So I had a dream where Anonus and I were on some kind of long-distance road trip together.


    We stopped at some little diner-like place right by the freeway to eat. While we waited, Anonus began playing some point-and-click adventure game on an old black laptop. There was a part of the game where the main character had to do an online chat, and it required the player to actually type things in a chat window. Eventually we realized that Anonus wasn't just getting pre-programmed responses, he was actually talking to a real person. I guessed that it was just somebody hired by the game company to make the gameplay more immersive, but Anonus thought it was a troll contacting us from another universe, Homestuck-style.

    ooh, cool!

    Do you like Bogleech, sweetie?

    Also the L3s on the current Fox O&O graphics continue to strike me as cheap

    I might have to go look at the second-generation Fox O&O graphics to see if their L3s looked cheap to me (KDVR used knockoff in-house versions from 2009 to 2011)
  • edited 2013-03-12 15:29:03
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Is "Buzzsaws and Bullets" supposed to skip right to the boss fight when I first enter or is this a glitch/mistake?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Anonus said:

    aliroz likes basketball?

    Yes.  I come from a family of short basketball fans.  I guess it makes us feel tall, vicariously.

    While my sister was born, my parents were watching John Stockton pull off some awesome.

    For a minute, they wanted to call her "lucky" in reference to a certain shot.

    I lost interest when Jerry Sloan retired, though. 

    So did Hosni Mubarak.  That's why he resigned as ruler of Egypt; with the last of the old guard retiring, Mubarak had nothing more to look forward to.

    No, really, that week; Mubarak's resignation was way back in the obscure parts of the newspaper, and the headlines were all like GOODBYE TO SLOAN and WE LOVE YOU, JERRY.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Wart now forces me to actually dodge his bubbles, since the vegetables go through the floor when they fall. >_> His bubbles are wayyyy too random and dense, Mario's hitbox is too big to avoid them, and the vegetables are not frequent enough, since only the vegetables can stop the bubbles.
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