The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • The sadness will last forever.
    Must kill more sims to get more laughs...
  • just got a spot to read my poetry at an experimental music/art show in london in may

    gonna be cooooool

    maybe my name will even be on a poster :>

  • some time you must share with us your poetry
  • Naney said:

    some time you must share with us your poetry



    maybe i will its just a lot of them are going in my portfolio for this year + i dont think HH would get picked up by anti plagiarism software but i reckon its better to make sure and not post stuff until i have put the portfolios in

    those however will be in in early may so i will probably post some things around then

  • My dreams exceed my real life

    I didn't go through the drive-thru because I didn't want to feel rushed ordering. I walked in and looked at the menu like I've done hundreds of times at hundreds of other fast food restaurants. I saw what I wanted on the menu: the spicy chicken sandwich deluxe. But then I remember about determinism and I wanted to prove it wrong once and for all, so I ordered the chicken salad sandwich. Fuck you, science.

    Thus, I waited for my sandwich. However, when it came, I realized that the only reason I ordered this sandwich was because I wanted to disprove determinism. My knowledge of determinism, which I had learned from /r/philosophy in the past, caused me to order this sandwich, thus proving itself. And I'm stuck with a sandwich I didn't really want if it weren't for my philosophical ego.

    Fuck you, determinism. Fuck you.

  • thoughts on Faustmusik: It sounds like an audio recording of a piece of experimental german theater. probably because it is. It's good, but it'd be better if it had a visual component or i knew german.
  • edited 2013-03-10 19:43:24

    still, it's defs worth the two bucks i paid for it


    not gonna be listening to it all that often for the most part tho
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Odradek said:

    I didn't go through the drive-thru because I didn't want to feel rushed ordering. I walked in and looked at the menu like I've done hundreds of times at hundreds of other fast food restaurants. I saw what I wanted on the menu: the spicy chicken sandwich deluxe. But then I remember about determinism and I wanted to prove it wrong once and for all, so I ordered the chicken salad sandwich. Fuck you, science.

    Thus, I waited for my sandwich. However, when it came, I realized that the only reason I ordered this sandwich was because I wanted to disprove determinism. My knowledge of determinism, which I had learned from /r/philosophy in the past, caused me to order this sandwich, thus proving itself. And I'm stuck with a sandwich I didn't really want if it weren't for my philosophical ego.

    Fuck you, determinism. Fuck you.

    life is futile
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I want one of these

    image

    why
  • because


    you


    are


    a


    NUT
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Yarrun said:

    Heh.

    I can't believe that, after all this time, I'm still hung up over Stephen King's obsession with Maine.

    Clearly you should become hung up over Dean Koontz's obsession with scenery. And describing scenery. And describing the descriptions of scenery.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Like an hour ago, I drank a bunch of beer and then did the best run of Touhou 10: Mountain of Faith that I have ever done: I only died once on the way to the last boss, and also I surprised myself with how well I cleared the game. :) Beer surely has... nothing to do with this? Also dinner was delicious.
  • I mean, do you guys know that Comic Sans originated in Massachusetts? And Maine was once a part of Massachusetts?
  • Yarrun said:

    Heh.

    I can't believe that, after all this time, I'm still hung up over Stephen King's obsession with Maine.

    i've noticed quite a few horror writers tend to use specific or similar areas/locations in their works


    i think this is because writing horror requires creating an effective atmosphere, so writes will fall back on what they are most familiar with


    also i think it might be a kinda homage to/borrowing from Lovecraft, who's work had very evocative depictions of the more dreary, mysterious parts of New England.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    The ending(s) of Mountain of Faith feature underage girls getting drunk, which is totally legal in Gensokyo. I think I am channeling Zun. I shall drink more beer. :D
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm not even sure what one would use a portable pedestrian crossing sign like that for. Are there many situations that would require you to establish a temporary crosswalk for such a short period of time that you can't erect a proper sign post?
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Roadworks?
  • macrovision corporation
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Yarrun said:

    I mean, do you guys know that Comic Sans originated in Massachusetts? And Maine was once a part of Massachusetts?

    Satanic fer sure.

    What was for dindins, Earthlight?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    imiiiiiiiiii I was thinking, wouldn't it be awesome if we were both students at the same school, and I hung out with you? :D
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    What was for dindins, Earthlight?
    A delicious mixture of vegetables and fish. :D
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yes but that will never happen

    unless you mean the school of life
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Odd coincidence, I also had fish
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *highfive*

    I know it will never happen. u_u But this is fine. We will be librarians instead. :)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Roadworks?

    Makes sense. I guess if you had a short-term project that blocked off an existing crosswalk during part of the day, you'd need to put up a sign for a temporary detour.

    My other thought was maybe if you had some kind of event that had a lot of people crossing a street where they wouldn't normally.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    imiiiiiiiiii I was thinking, wouldn't it be awesome if we were both students at the same school, and I hung out with you? :D

    Ooh, can I come too?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Sure CA, we can all hang out
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Bring that Anonus guy too
  • edited 2013-03-10 21:04:21
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Yes!!! You all can hang out with me. :) It will be grand.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    We'll go to Wendy's
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I wanna know what all you guys are like when you're really drunk...
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Wendy's!! :D yeah!!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I've never been drunk. I'd probably start reciting shit from Ulysses or something
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I bet you'd be even softer inside. :D
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *hugs imi from behind* :3
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yay! We'll all be classmates!

    But.............who will be the professor???

    I nominate spinor
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    oh. It will have to be a princess academy, because Avenue is there. imi and anony can you guys be princesses? Neither of you have qualms about cross-dressing, yes? It will be like Ouran Host Club! :D
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    But.............who will be the professor???
    the GATOR

    *gives him gatorly professortectaclespectacles for his eyes* :)
  • I wanna know what all you guys are like when you're really drunk...

    if the antics of my family are any indication, offensive and object breaky.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Did you know: Native Americans have a lower inherited tolerance to drinking alcohol in general? :)
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    yo

    this is a story all about how my pony got flip-magick'd upside down
    and id like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of the town of Ponyville

    nuuuuuuhhhhhhh-nuh-nuh nuh nuh.... nuh nuh-nuh-nuuuuhhhhhhh nanananuhhhh nuh nuh-nuh nuh nuh na-na-na-na... na

    in West Philly-delphia born and raised on the ponygrounds where i spent most of my days
    chillin out maxin relaxin alls cool and i was reading some nerd book outside of the castle
    when a couple of ponies who were up to no good started makin trouble in my ponyhood
    i got in one little fight and then spike got scared and said twilight you're moving with the ponies in Bel Air

    i whistled for a train and when it came near the license plate said applejack and a dice in the mirror
    if anything i could say that this train was fair but i thought nah forget yo homes to bel air
    I pulled up to the castle at seven or eight and i yelled to the conductor yo homes smoke with ya later
    looked at my land i was finally there to sit on my throne as the pony of bel air

    blaaaaahhhhh blah blah blah-blah.... blah blah-blah blah-blah blah-blah-blah bluh... etc.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    omg where is everyone? I'm going to make the thread you guys. :D
  • thinking of changing my avatar to Tiny Tina.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Do it!!!! (who's that btw)
  • edited 2013-03-10 21:23:20
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    doublepost?
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