The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Oh.

    It's a great game, but my next playthrough of it is somewhere in the future.
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  • edited 2013-01-08 23:59:40
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    everyone in here is now my slave
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    oh no
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    I've tried out several snooty, expensive brands of loose-leaf English breakfast tea and none of them come as close to being as fucking awesome as Twining's English breakfast tea is


    Twinings 4 Lyfe
    You should try getting ahold of there non "Of London" stuff
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    On one hand: All the taxpayer dollars that will now be wasted on sign replacement ;_;

    On the other hand: Who knows, maybe it'll get people's attention enough that they actually stop for the sign for once.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The "ONE WAY" sign in the picture amused me

    Like, that's the direction of every bathroom, man

    There aren't any anywhere else
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't know why, but the picture of a "POOP" sign alongside a flashing red beacon makes me giggle.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Heheheheh. I don't know if that would fly here, but then, no one stop at stop signs here anyway. :P

    I'm going to bed now, good night!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Good night Lee.
  • edited 2013-01-09 02:27:07
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Jake Bending Drakken Schnitzel
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    post
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    pre
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    general mills
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    betty crocker
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    green giant
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Huh, haven't noticed any "POOP" signs here, but I'll keep an eye out.

    That one seems to be downtown.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    SHERLOCK HOLMES - his limits
    1. Knowledge of literature - nil
    2. Knowledge of philosophy - nil
    3. Knowledge of astronomy - nil
    4. Knowledge of politics - feeble
    5. Knowledge of botany - variable. Well up in belladonna, opium and poisons generally. Knows nothing of practical gardening.
    6. Knowledge of geology - practical, but limited. Tells at a glance different soils from each other. After walks, has shown me splashes upon his trousers and told me by their colour and consistence in what part of London he had received them.
    7. Knowledge of chemistry - profound
    8. Knowledge of anatomy - accurate, but unsystematic
    9. Knowledge of sensational literature - immense. He appears to know every detail of every horror perpetrated in the century.
    10. Plays the violin well
    11. Is an expert singlestick player, boxer and swordsman
    12. Has a good practical knowledge of British law
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    bassoon
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Sinbad the Sailor and Tinbad the Tailor and Jinbad the Jailer and Whinbad the Whaler and Ninbad the Nailer and Finbad the Failer and Binbad the Bailer and Pinbad the Pailer and Minbad the Mailer and Hinbad the Hailer and Rinbad the Railer and Dinbad the Kailer and Vinbad the Quailer and Linbad the Yailer and Xinbad the Phthailer.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i was wondering how that sentence was going to end but it turned out to be a list
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    He rests. He has travelled.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know what's weird to me? There seem to be otherwise sensible people who still believe in "Obamaphone".

    Yes, the federal government does subsidize mobile phones for people with low incomes. But that began under the Bush administration, not Obama!
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ring ring ring ring ring ring ring obamaphone
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    is probably a joke that's been made a million times but that's the first time i've heard that word OKAY
  • The sadness will last forever.
    image

    :(
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What year was that?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm watching the AVGN's Cheetahmen video for some reason.

    I find it kind of amusing that Cheetahmen was obviously the one game out of Action 52 that the developers spent the most effort on, and even then they couldn't be bothered to spell "Cheetahmen" correctly half the time.
  • edited 2013-01-09 03:25:33
    The sadness will last forever.
    ^ ^around the 1990s

    i think

    sad that gas prices arent low like that anymore
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    coffee mug is right there

    but reaching over and lifting it feels like more effort than typiing about lifting it

    what the hell is wrong with me
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I wish to write

    But I must go to bed

    In the morning the urge will have passed
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Something I forgot to mention earlier:

    When Grandma took me to have my hair done, Grandpa insisted on accompanying her to the mall because he didn't want Grandma to be out alone "late at night".

    We got done before 7:30.

    Grandparents are adorable sometimes.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    write first, then go to bed?

    note ideas down, then go to bed?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Stupid, pointlessly drawn-out Internet arguments and smug, self-assured sarcasm are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *blasts the internet*

    I have tons of ideas, all written down. But I'm too sleepy to have any hope of writing decently.

    So, good night Heap.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ Good night, Imi.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    *attempts to wish Imi a good night over a blasted internet*
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night Imi.

    The Battletoads pause music is playing in my head

    I still kinda want to buy Rare from Microsoft, they never did very much with them anyway
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Does Rare even really exist anymore?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    No, all they do now is Kinect Sports games

    I wonder if there's a viable market for their sort of collectathons anymore, aside from '90s kids

    You know it's weird to me, having grown up with 3D gaming, that there are still people out there unused to it
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    what exactly do you mean by really exist?

    they haven't made anything since kinect sports 2 but it's possible they're working on a big project i guess

    but most of the people who worked on their best loved games have left
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    a8 said:

    but most of the people who worked on their best loved games have left

    That's kinda what I was getting at; I guess I should have phrased it better.

    Like, the company itself still exists, but is it really the same company who made those beloved classics or is it just another cog in the massive Microsoft machine?
  • edited 2013-01-09 03:57:46
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i figured that was what you probably meant but i wasn't 100 percent sure

    sometimes i wish i could make a Banjo-Kazooie-style platformer even tho i wouldn't know where to start with it

    there haven't been all that many games that appealed to me the way Rare's did

    Psychonauts springs to mind, and maybe what i played of Skyward Sword but that's about it
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