The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
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  • edited 2012-12-17 14:21:51
    holy shit

    booby g  man you were the shit

    i remember when you took the heap for a walk
    and crazy shit happened
    and you were sad
  • edited 2012-12-17 14:22:41
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    hahaha wut

    Yeah that was fun.

    Except the being sad part, that probably wasn't.
  • I'm not even sure why I started to call you Booby G. I think it was a typo. and you were gonna ban me from the internet.

    The sad part isn't fun but it is a part, 
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Wait, what, you're Bobby G?
  • Aliroz_ said:

    Wait, what, you're Bobby G?

    You just realized that?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Yep, I'm Bobby G.  Sorry to disappoint.

    I figured "Booby G" was your way of tormenting me, Phantom.
  • edited 2012-12-17 14:29:21
    i'd like to say something constructive to engage in conversation
    but having that intent disrupts the whole meaning of the thing

    why do i want to conversate
    is it a meaningful experience? will it distract me from something? do I want something?

    I don't know I'll never know
    what is the point of anything


    ^but it is so cool and nice like we've been bros for life. "hey who's that guy and why don't you punch him he calls you bobby" "nah he's alright"

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    That's deep, man.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Wait, thenamelesssamurai is also Bobby G?

    Anyways, politics is inane and, even if it is significant, there are other places on the internet to talk about it.

    This is a rare place where I can talk about whether the stuff that I find interesting.  In short, political talk can reasonably go in another forum; but flesh-eating-worm talk can not.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    I'm not thenamelesssamurai.  Or am I?

    I don't post on other forums.
  • know what scares the soul out of me? bugs
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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    OH NOES! I'M A POLITICAL CARTOONIST!
  • Aliroz_ said:

    Wait, thenamelesssamurai is also Bobby G?

    Anyways, politics is inane and, even if it is significant, there are other places on the internet to talk about it.

    This is a rare place where I can talk about whether the stuff that I find interesting.  In short, political talk can reasonably go in another forum; but flesh-eating-worm talk can not.

    No no no, I was just asking if you just realized that a8/Fouria was Bobby G. I was just curious and mildly surprised, since I knew that Fouria was Bobby ever since I came here.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Bugs are cool.

    Don't seem to be many around here.

    There was a false widow living in the kitchen for a while, but then it died, which was kind of sad.  I wouldn't be surprised if it was starvation.
  • people go it is 1/1000 of your size why are you the one who is afraid

    but i can't. as long as they are there i'll feel in danger. will the give some disease will they stab me with their bug parts

    i don't wanna get hurt and lose to something 1/1000th of my size
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Justice42 said:

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    OH NOES! I'M A POLITICAL CARTOONIST!
    Thats better than anything Asay can do, honestly.
  • there's a spider in my bathroom

    whenever i shower, it is there staring at my junk. once it was having dinner. i never felt so much fear (lie). seeing it wrap the smaller bug in web and then eat it and then look at me and go "u r next"


  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    It's probably worse when the bugs you have are more dangerous.

    Allergies are no joke, either.
  • once there was this larva thing

    and it was there it was huge as a dollar coin
    and this tiny spider jumps from the roof, bites it and retreats. repeat for about 15 minutes and the larva is dead. really freaky
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    how do you know the spider is staring at your junk
  • The sadness will last forever.
    everything is pissing me off
  • edited 2012-12-17 14:37:57
    there's this one spider that paralyzes you in a minute and kills you in 15
    there's this one that gives you a boner that lasts for four hours

    extreme opposites: a spider that kills and a spider that enables the act of bringing life forth


    i can feel her spidery eyes. I CAN FEEL THEM
  • The sadness will last forever.
    spiders are annoying but not as much as spiders
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    how rare bugs are around here: this one time last year my flatmate was like, "Have you seen the new woodlouse?"

    and we were all like, "The new woodlouse?" like we weren't sure we'd understood him.  You know the way he said it was like he was talking about a movie or something.

    turned out it was a silverfish
  • The sadness will last forever.
    ugh

    sorry i'm not making sense today
  • The sadness will last forever.
    sigh
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Bad day?
  • i'm embarassed to admit i only read the title and the pictures of cracked articles

    this one time i was in love and then i wasn't anymore
    is it still love? is it only love when it lasts forever? i don't know i'll never know
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I knew that Fouria was Bobby, but I just realized that A8 was Bobby.

    So, Bobby, would you have a chessmatch with Bobby Fischer or Paul Morphy?
  • wanna know who is love and great in general? cream

    cream makes me happy and fuzzy
  • Aliroz_ said:

    I knew that Fouria was Bobby, but I just realized that A8 was Bobby.

    So, Bobby, would you have a chessmatch with Bobby Fischer or Paul Morphy?

    Ah.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    a8 said:

    Bad day?

     

    yes
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    at the airport, having a Stella Artois at the bar
  • edited 2012-12-17 14:47:50
    There usually is an internet person who makes me feel warm and fuzzy who I tend to just not particularly care for after a few weeks, which disappoints me.
  • edited 2012-12-17 14:45:15

  • the start of love
    the end of a dream
    always TOGETHER WITH YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

    Know what you do in a bad day? give no fucks

    think about that one thing that makes you happy and do it. fuck the world, fuck people, fuck everything
    just go out and do that one thing you love. if that doesn't make you happy, keep doing it until it does. and then fuck the world some more
  • heap what are you doing

    heap STOP
  • Justice42 said:

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    OH NOES! I'M A POLITICAL CARTOONIST!
    10/10 BNM
  • if the thing you love is masturbating i advise taking some breaks tho
    unless you're a girl. I heard girls can masturbate FOREVER
    how USEFUL is THAT?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Sucks, Two Face.
    Aliroz_ said:

    I knew that Fouria was Bobby, but I just realized that A8 was Bobby.

    So, Bobby, would you have a chessmatch with Bobby Fischer or Paul Morphy?

    If I did I would lose.

    I guess if I had to choose between the two probably Morphy?  Since Fischer was an antisemite.

    Either way I'd get a thrashing though.

    Cream is a cool person and I enjoy their company here.
  • at first i was but cream is one person
    then i remembered the neutral gender thing

    Y'know i always found that pretty stupid. I mean it's guy or it's girl or someone who wants to be the other. but then i got schooled in it and realized i was the stupid one. 
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

     oh man on the way to the airport I missed out on a big argument where I could share my very important opinion

     

    oh well maybe next time

  • it's funny how people go "OMG HE'S GAY OH WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS ANYMORE IT'D BE AWKWARD WARUKU OMOUNA"

    you guys want a great read? Welcome to Room #305

    lots of sensitive issues, lots of funny. Really great overall
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    As I understand it Cream's gender is actually the bacon of a female pig, and I don't know the pronoun for that.
  •  oh man on the way to the airport I missed out on a big argument where I could share my very important opinion

     

    oh well maybe next time

    I know that feel, bro.
  • in portuguese it'd be he

    hope that helps
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