The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You want me to write about CA as goop? I don't wanna!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Fine, you don't have to.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    But I'd be so cute as goop!
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    *immediately begins penning death metal epic "Reduced To Goop"*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I would totally buy it. Or steal it.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Don't thieve my music.

    I'll call The Law on you.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    But I am the law.


  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You think you'd be cute as goop, CA?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...I don't know why I said that. I think that was when I was depressed and in "MUST SPOUT NONSENSE" mode.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...god, why does Time Warner appeal to me so much?

    Makes me want ABC Lionsgate to be the same way. Or just as big.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My first thought was "wow, you're aiming high."

    Then I remembered that this is an imaginary roleplay anyways.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Time Warner owns a major movie studio, several cable channels, basic and premium, and the world's largest magazine publisher.

    They've mulled over getting rid of the magazine publisher, though. ABC Inc aspires to a lot of things.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wonder: If they got rid of the magazine publisher, would they remove "Time" from the company name?
  • edited 2011-11-29 23:58:49
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I keep thinking they'd take the name "Warner Communications", representing a de-merger of sorts (not cleanly, though; Time Inc. would consist mostly of magazines, whereas the pre-merger version of the company also owned the HBO assets, the cable provider American Television and Communications Corporation, and Little, Brown and Company. The pre-merger Warner Communications owned the Warner Bros. studio, Warner Cable, the company once known as "WEA" and now known as "Warner Music Group", DC Comics, Mad magazine, and Warner Books. Post-split Warner Communications would own the WB, HBO, and Turner Broadcasting assets, or what remains of them.).
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I want to write the most crazy shit imaginable.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Like what?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Uh...talking shoes.

    ...I need to go to bed.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...time zones are terrible.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm so fucking frustrated right now.

    Every browser on my laptop hangs after a few minutes of use. Every. Single. One.

    It started doing this after a Windows Update a month ago and now I can't fucking figure out how to fix it.
  • edited 2011-11-30 01:12:54
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ABC Inc: "We Are Behind You, Summit"

    November 29, 2011

    DENVER - Anonus, the owner of ABC Inc, has said that he supports Summit Entertainment in its talks to merge with Lionsgate.

    "I am confident that they will work well together," he said on the matter. Why he cares about this is something he declined to comment on.
  • edited 2011-11-30 01:14:20
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ABC Inc: "We Are Behind You, Summit"
    It's funny because ABC Inc wants to anally rape Summit! ^_^
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    No it does not. It wants to buy Summit, though.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So basically, you're waiting for Summit and Lionsgate to merge so you can eat them up like a pack of Skittles?
  • edited 2011-11-30 01:17:40
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I don't know, maybe.

    If nothing comes of it then ABC will be unhappy and try and grab one of them on their own.
  • This just reminded me of you guys. (Also, what Karkat would be if he was, uh, a font.)

    Now I'm thinking about how freaky it would be for my girlfriend to be reduced to goop in my hands.

    That's usually a good thing, figuratively speaking.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...is that a sex joke?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Haven: You know, when he said that I thought of a certain scene from the latest season of Doctor Who.

    (I can't elaborate because AU's not there yet)
  • is that a sex joke?

    I guess it could be? Usually the melting imagery gets associated with makeouts, I think.

    CA: Now I'm thinking of whichever episode it was that Martha was covered in slime. ...I don't even remember why.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Not what I had in mind, but that works too.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Oh, so now you whip out the kid gloves, huh?
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    That article may make Comic Sans sound like Karkat, but the truth is...it's really Sweet Bro.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    dued...check out those...PTENRTIOUS FONTSS over there
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    H3H3H3H3H3
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You want teal, I think.

    L1K3 TH1S
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know earlier I was wondering what Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff........the ANTIMTATED SEREIS might be like
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Nobody's mouths would move and the sound quality on the voices would be terrible, I think.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    AU: Yeah, I was having a hard time picking out the right color. :/

    Also, SBAHJ the SEREIS would totally be a YouTube Poop. 

    Also also, I've been talking to Ally a lot tonight and it is glorious. XD

    Alas, I must go to bed like right now. Good night!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night, lee.

    Reading Pearls Before Swine and listening to Sonic Adventure music feels good.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    In 1996, The Red Guy became CEO of Wal-Mart Stores Inc
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Under the psuedonym "Lance Sackless", which he would later use for various short-lived television programs, Red led Wal-Mart to its most profitable year up to that point, as the company's annual revenue totaled $9.2 billion.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I know what lesbiantics are!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    BANANA PUDDING.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    you're the hero of the hour

    but can you save us all

  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Watch me.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    lol k
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    *watches PlutoniumFist*
  • edited 2011-11-30 21:56:08
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm tempted to throw the Russian-roulette thread Off the Rails Problem Sleuth-style, but I'll refrain. XD

    Anyway, I'm home, I'm talking to Ally again, and I'm pondering what computer-related things to do tonight.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    *boogies*
  • edited 2011-11-30 22:43:13
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So Fred Meijer died last week.

    Fred was the son of Hendrik Meijer, founder of Meijer's Thrifty Acres. Together these two men pretty much invented the hypermarket concept. (Think Wal-Mart Supercenter).
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