You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Having a physical body is a drag, because you have to maintain it in various ways and it can get hurt and it smells and has all kinds of yucky stuff in it.
/insight
That's why I was thinking it would be better if you could leave it in one place. It seems like a solid-state body would be much more durable.
My favorite parts of being a ghost were flight, and going through walls, and best of all, being able to hide down a toilet! :D That was the one thing I really wanted to do.
Personally I just didn't like being stuck with only the one body which I didn't like.
That too. My body holds no appeal to me in and of itself, so I see it mainly as a tool I rely on to get by. Like the person who's stuck with a crappy car but relies on it to get to work and back.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Man walks into a bar and pauses: at the other end of the bar, there's this guy with a big orange head. Just kind of sitting there, mooning into his drink. So the man asks the bartender, "Say, what's up with the guy with the big orange head?" And the bartender says, "It's an interesting story. Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell it to you."
So the man walks over and introduces himself and offers to buy a round. The guy with the big orange head says, "Yeah, I'll bet you want to know the story, huh?" To which the man replies, "Sure, if you don't mind."
The man with the big orange head sighs and says, "You know, I've gone over it in my mind a million times. Basically, it's like this: I was walking along the beach one day, when I stubbed my toe on something. I looked down, and there was an antique brass lamp. I picked it up and dusted it off a little -- when all of a sudden this enormous genie pops out!
"The genie thundered, 'You have released me from my ten-thousand year imprisonment, and I am in your debt. I will grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude.'
The man at the bar is agape. The guy with the big orange head continues: "So I said, 'Wow, okay. Well, my first wish is to be fantastically wealthy.'
"The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' And all of a sudden I have rings on my fingers and a crown on my head, and my wallet is full of money and a dozen ATM cards and the deed to a mansion in the hills -- I mean, I was loaded!
"So I said, 'Amazing! Okay, for my next wish , I want to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world.'
"The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' And the ocean parts, and out walks this gorgeous woman in this beautiful dress, and she takes my hand and we fall in love and the genie marries us right there. It was incredible.
"The genie booms, 'You have one wish remaining.'"
The man with the big orange head pauses and sips his beer. He says, "Now, you know, this may be where I went wrong. I wished for a big orange head.
Majora's Mask is the best thing. :D Except maybe for Banjo-Tooie, and Banjo-Kazooie, and Super Mario 64. But I think all four of those things are the best N64 things.
Majora's Mask already has a ghost, but if you leave us an application and an opening occurs, we'll see if we can't schedule you in for Link's Awakening
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Could use better duds though.
Kinda jarring when it goes from the rhythm riffs to the solos
Second thought:
how did I just like....totally forget that I had this album?
I'm usually pretty good with keeping tabs on my music.
guy with a big orange head. Just kind of sitting there, mooning into his
drink. So the man asks the bartender, "Say, what's up with the guy with
the big orange head?" And the bartender says, "It's an interesting
story. Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell it to you."
So the man walks over and introduces himself and offers to buy a
round. The guy with the big orange head says, "Yeah, I'll bet you want
to know the story, huh?" To which the man replies, "Sure, if you don't
mind."
The man with the big orange head sighs and says, "You know, I've
gone over it in my mind a million times. Basically, it's like this: I
was walking along the beach one day, when I stubbed my toe on something.
I looked down, and there was an antique brass lamp. I picked it up and
dusted it off a little -- when all of a sudden this enormous genie pops
out!
"The genie thundered, 'You have released me from my ten-thousand
year imprisonment, and I am in your debt. I will grant you three wishes
as a token of my gratitude.'
The man at the bar is agape. The guy with the big orange head
continues: "So I said, 'Wow, okay. Well, my first wish is to be
fantastically wealthy.'
"The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' And all of a sudden I
have rings on my fingers and a crown on my head, and my wallet is full
of money and a dozen ATM cards and the deed to a mansion in the hills --
I mean, I was loaded!
"So I said, 'Amazing! Okay, for my next wish , I want to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world.'
"The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' And the ocean parts,
and out walks this gorgeous woman in this beautiful dress, and she takes
my hand and we fall in love and the genie marries us right there. It
was incredible.
"The genie booms, 'You have one wish remaining.'"
The man with the big orange head pauses and sips his beer. He
says, "Now, you know, this may be where I went wrong. I wished for a big
orange head.
...lots and lots of bugs
inner man hollow
soul of man fallow
hollow man ego
see that man zero
zero man hallow
inner man fallow
fallow man ego
see that man hollow
see that man hollow
hater man ego
see that man follow
hater man ego
hater man zero
long may he live. long may he live.
long may his children drift through the wind.
to think is a sin. to think is a sin.
long may his world never begin.
Reeling the liars in.
We are reeling the liars in.
We are removing their face,
collecting their skin,
we are reeling the liars in.
We are burning them in a pile.
We are burning them in a pile.
The only true thing, the place to begin,
is to burn up the liar pile.
Now the sun will hide beneath the ridge tonight.
Clear flames of revenge will lick the black sky.
And I, I will sing as you eat their tongues.
For I am the saint who will lead them to us...
So I'm reeling the liars in, reeling the liars in,
Here is my, now drive the nail in, I am reeling the liars in.
Here is my tongue, now cut out my sin,
we are reeling the liars in.
There is only one way.
One place to begin.
By reeling this liar in.
playing Pokeymanz after a few days away from it.
I love my Palpitoad.