The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    When I left the Marine Corps in 2008 to live small-town life in Texas for a year, the town I moved to was around a population of 8000. The DMV for me was literally across the street from my little apartment complex, and I got a Texas driver's license in about 15 minutes. The only person working in there was this pleasant little old lady. 

    When I was living in LA around 2001, I would know of people who would drive the 200+ miles up to Barstow and back to use the DMV there because, including the drive, it took about half as long as using one in LA.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Just got the callback from the VA - they did me one better and because of this hardship went ahead and streamlined the changeover from the old GI Bill to the new one -- effectively sparing me weeks of unnecessary wait. 

    Like I said, the VA is staffed with wonderful people. 
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    gn
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    The DMV around here used to be a harrowing experience with cramped offices and long, long lines, until they started using a queuing system a while back. Now you can at least sit down while you're waiting. Also, lots of common transactions (like renewing tags) can be done on the Web, so there's no need to go to the DMV at all unless you, say, need to take a test or want your photo reshot.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    I'm tempted to get my photo reshot, because more than one person has said it makes me look like a wanted criminal ("You look like a member of al-Qaida;" thanks, Mom!).
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  • Yarrun said:

    Going to go play IB

    It's like Yume Nikki mixed with Silent Hill.

    And it's free.

    Just...just putting that out there.



    Already played it. Actually had Ib as an avatar for a bit.

    Was boss.

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Yarrun said:

    Going to go play IB

    It's like Yume Nikki mixed with Silent Hill.

    And it's free.

    Just...just putting that out there.



    Already played it. Actually had Ib as an avatar for a bit.

    Was boss.

    what game is this

    I must know
  • Yarrun already said it.

    'scalled Ib.

    that's pronounced "eeb" by the way.

    Cuz

    y'know

    why not.

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Ib. Okay lemme google this
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm watching the Grim & Evil-era episodes of The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy.

    I haven't seen most of them in ages; it's weird seeing them without Evil Con Carne in the middle. Also I notice that the same background style with the rounded-off rectangles is used on both the title cards and throughout the cartoons themselves.

    The title card music also sounds really synthesized to me.
  • Holy shit The City of Townsville is a real place.

    Who knew that The Powerpuff Girls took place in Australia?

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  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Nope, you're stuck looking that way for eternity. That's why you kill yourself with poison.

    You killed yourself by sticking your head into interstate traffic, didn't you?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *hugs squidghost*
  • Dear Local Dentist Office: The rapping knight commercial is not going to make kids anymore excited to have their teeth prodded in a medieval manner.
  • rapping....knight?

    I think that might genuinely be a new one.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    what about my mom?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    That reminds me, I need to withdraw some money from my account and go to my dentist to get my teeth cleaned/fixed/etc. I experienced nitrous for the very first time last year and I'm never getting my teeth fixed without it ever again. 
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm tempted to try installing The Sims 1 in Wine...just for fun.
  • edited 2012-07-19 21:23:47
    ^^^^Yup. For this place called Hero Dental. Unfortunately, the commercial is not online. It also has a monk in it for some reason.
  • Oh my god I need to see this.

    Jumpingzombie, you need to record it to a DVD and upload that shit to Youtube.

    I can see it now, image macros, YTP appearances, the works!

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Whooping Cough cases expected to be at a 5 year high. If any of you here's mom is Jenny McCarthy I suggest you go get vaccinated
  • You act like your children live in a vacuum and have no effect on the
    rest of the world. You’re wrong. When you fail to teach your children
    discipline, the rest of the world gets to hear them shriek in a
    restaurant. When you fail to teach your children respect, the rest of
    the world gets to listen to their sulky snide tone in the department
    store. When you fail to teach your children anger management, the rest
    of the world has to clean the blood off of the walls.

    Your children will be running this country someday. I live in this
    country. So when you are in the process of breeding the next generation
    of emotionally stunted cons and welfare mothers, I get to comment since
    that directly affects me. Quit failing and I’ll quit commenting.

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  • My dad just messaged me
    Just read a low song rate guy said it was so bad it was sub bon jovi.
    Not context.

    WTF is he saying?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Something is worse than Bon Jovi. Which is pretty bad.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    He seems to be saying that he read a review about a song, which the reviewer said was so bad that it was sub-Bon Jovi.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • edited 2012-07-19 21:58:50
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Like this, perhaps?

    image
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    *Puts some blush on Lumine*
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Picture's not working, Gator.
  • edited 2012-07-19 21:57:41
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  • edited 2012-07-19 21:59:18
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    When I grow up
    (Hey, it’s gotta happen someday)
    I want to be a ghost
    Not a dead thing, don’t misunderstand me
    I don’t wanna be a corpse or a shroud
    More of a phantom of a human being
    I’ll keep my reflection, my breath, my thoughts
    Even hang onto pain; everyone else has to
    But no flesh, no bones
    No anatomical features (ugh!)
    I want a blank slate
    I want a clean start
    I want to be a genie, a spirit in a bottle
    A distilled spirit in a bottle, why not?
    They’d open me up and pass me about
    Take a sip and say,
    ‘Nineteen-ninety! A very good year!’
    Or else, perhaps, they’d spit me out in disgust
    But at least they’d do so having tried and hated the flavour

    (written during my phase of thinking end-line punctuation was inelegant for some reason)
  • edited 2012-07-19 21:59:08
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Huh, now it's not showing up on my end, either. Hang on a sec.

    There. Now it's the full-size version. How's that?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    S'funny, today I was thinking how nice it would be to shed this cumbersome physical body and be all spirit.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Having a physical body wouldn't be so bad if you could just leave it parked somewhere and never have to move it.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wanted to be a computer program, myself.

    Somehow I was convinced that being a piece of software would make me effectively immortal, though I'm not sure how much sense that makes in retrospect.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Having a physical body is a drag, because you have to maintain it in various ways and it can get hurt and it smells and has all kinds of yucky stuff in it.

    /insight
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Gator: Ah, much better. Also, such a suggestive image... I wish that was a fanart version. :/
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  • edited 2012-07-19 22:06:38
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Personally I just didn't like being stuck with only the one body which I didn't like.

    Bah pagetopper you caught me being this fouria
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